Ewan @piandcake.bsky.social · 09/10/2026With eye protection, because that thing could take my eye out 🤭🥵 110
Ewan @piandcake.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Happy birthday!! 🥳 This message can be redeemed for 1 (one) love and/or adoration! 110
Ewan @piandcake.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Maybe he does know and he's meaning he wants us to have sex in a more British way 🤔 3150
Ewan @piandcake.bsky.social · 08/10/2026On the one hand, mortified. On the other hand, daddy is the former head of Google Europe. I'm sure they'll cope 020
Ewan @piandcake.bsky.social · 08/10/2026What the hell does the BBC's Director General mean by "iPlayer and chill"? He does know "netflix and chill" is sexual, right??? 😅 6170
Ewan @piandcake.bsky.social · 07/10/2026And you're definitely awake right now, because this seems kinda dream like 110
Ewan @piandcake.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I like where this is going. I'll go grab the cuck chair 😌 130
Ewan @piandcake.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Of all the kitchen appliances, I'd argue the very worst place for milk is the tumble dryer 110
Ewan @piandcake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Break a leg (not your own)static.klipy.comIntensive Care BearAlt: Intensive Care Bear 010
Ewan @piandcake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I'd like to add, in my defence, the event was called "furry migration" and birds migrate. It makes sense, okay 😅 060
Ewan @piandcake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I will keep my fingers crossed that it peels easily. They didn't think of this when they insisted on putting it up 😩 110
Ewan @piandcake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It's a lovely colour. Going to be attempting to remove the textured wallpaper first? 110
