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necrophoenix.

@phxomg.bsky.social
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Cool person. Widower. Deftones & Crosses fan. Sometime artist. AuDHD. Frequent references to Adventure Time.

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necrophoenix. @phxomg.bsky.social · 9h
My best one so far
A surreal western called Dry Rain starring Jack Nicholson, Keira Knightley, Will Patton & Paula Patton with a critic’s score of 99/100 and an Oscar win
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necrophoenix. @phxomg.bsky.social · 11h
Somebody put on an eyepatch or grow an evil goatee or something
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necrophoenix. @phxomg.bsky.social · 11h
And now they’re introducing twins
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necrophoenix. @phxomg.bsky.social · 11h
Dark Matter has way too many Jason Dessens to keep track of at this point
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necrophoenix. @phxomg.bsky.social · 11h
Fear of a Brak Planet
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necrophoenix. @phxomg.bsky.social · 11h
Cheers to everyone who does but I gotta be real, I don’t have any interest in a Crossed movie in any way
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necrophoenix. @phxomg.bsky.social · 14h
Ruin a book by adding a word The Frontage Road
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necrophoenix. @phxomg.bsky.social · 14h
Karen Carpenterjeans
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necrophoenix. @phxomg.bsky.social · 15h
Crapinter jeans
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necrophoenix. @phxomg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’m kinda good at this Last Movement — Awards contender, 82/100, $252M
tentpolegame.com
Last Movement — Tentpole
“The last audience is armed” — Pulp post-apocalyptic picture, rated R, dir. Damien Chazelle. $252M domestic · 82/100 · Awards contender. A picture made at Tentpole.
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necrophoenix. @phxomg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Awards contender off a serial killer/monster movie, nice
Fake movie called Somnambulist
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necrophoenix. @phxomg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
One thing I notice about this game is that whatever moldbreaking thing I think is awesome- a time-travel body horror movie, say, or a cyberpunk dramedy helmed by Whoopi Goldberg- is exactly what they count as negatives
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necrophoenix. @phxomg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I would watch what I came up with
Quorum (R) starring Nicolas Cage, Charlie Day, Delroy Lindo, and Joey Pants
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necrophoenix. @phxomg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Little Sin (Album Version)
YouTube video by The Toadies - Topic
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necrophoenix. @phxomg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nw
Buffet Infinity
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necrophoenix. @phxomg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Repeatedly letting my girl know how “Pumbaapilled” I am without elaborating on what that means because I don’t know either
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necrophoenix. @phxomg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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TRUTH & Dub Princess - DRIFT (DDD167)
YouTube video by Deep Dark & Dangerous
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necrophoenix. @phxomg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
As a Yankees fan it’s fucking infuriating
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necrophoenix. @phxomg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I periodically get ads for these, and they look like they were rendered by GPT2 in 2020
WHAT ARE THOOOOSE??
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
last day
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necrophoenix. @phxomg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Is there now a dispute about intentional backfill vs landslides?
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necrophoenix. @phxomg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Supervisor told me we’re working Saturday; shocker. I said “Quelle surprise” She said “guess I can mark off ‘coworker talks to me like Frasier’ in my bingo card for the year” I said “come back around after the new year and I’ll have le mot juste prepared”
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necrophoenix. @phxomg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’ve seen this ad a few times and I love how jazzed this man looks to be dressed up like a medieval piper
A man having a good time rocking some kind of industrial hooded capelet
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necrophoenix. @phxomg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’ve been accused for a killin’ (doo doodeedoo) Lord knows, I didn’t do
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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A light brown bunny sits on a gray rug with its fur glowing with rainbow colors from sunlight passing through glass nearby.
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necrophoenix. @phxomg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That’s a good call. Beware pops into my head sometimes too
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necrophoenix. @phxomg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Maynard understood the assignment for sure
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necrophoenix. @phxomg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh you gotta. And you can’t sleep on Kimdracula either imho
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necrophoenix. @phxomg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There was a period in time there where every time Chino was interviewed about an upcoming album he’d say “it’s like White Pony but x”, and the vibe I get from Mein is “what if we did another Passenger”- but it’s meandering, doesn’t really resolve, and they might as well be singing 2 different songs
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necrophoenix. @phxomg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m gonna say it- I think Mein is kinda bad, and Pink Cellphone kinda goes without mentioning, it is,,, “a curio” at best, let’s say
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necrophoenix. @phxomg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That’s a strange album. Some towering bangers… and some real “wait whut” moments
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necrophoenix. @phxomg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We’re actually legitimately pretty strong on the name Solis, and neither of us are any flavor of Hispanic, we just really like it
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necrophoenix. @phxomg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I keep threatening my girl with naming a boy “Dario y Ciro” as a unified first name then making everybody say the whole thing every time they address him
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necrophoenix. @phxomg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Most people rejected his message
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necrophoenix. @phxomg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s that, some jerkoff western, and a Brad Pitt dog movie for the next 2 weeks minimum, wtaf
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necrophoenix. @phxomg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Our local movie theater, in a town with a 9-day Halloween celebration this month, has elected to play fucking Daniel & the Fiery Furnace for the last goddamn month straight, and I do not understand why we can’t get a single fucking horror movie in this mfer
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necrophoenix. @phxomg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
lol I do what I can
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necrophoenix. @phxomg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Man I shoulda put this behind an adult content warning with a caption like that lol
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necrophoenix. @phxomg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Get fuuucked
Da fuckfinga
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necrophoenix. @phxomg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Maintenance dude got a haircut and he’s been walking around all day with no hat and his little chin beard and Dickies and istg he looks like Chino Moreno out of the corner of your eye
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necrophoenix. @phxomg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Premarital Chex
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necrophoenix. @phxomg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“You could pay $3.99 on-“
static.klipy.com
Parks And Rec Never Consider That
Alt: Parks And Rec Never Consider That
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necrophoenix. @phxomg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
4 streaming subscriptions and I can’t watch The Night House on a single one of them
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necrophoenix. @phxomg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We got the pumpkin orange happening rn (it’s oranger than it looks here)
Orange light
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necrophoenix. @phxomg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That indigo is gonna look sick when it’s snowing
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necrophoenix. @phxomg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How else are you supposed to find loot drops
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necrophoenix. @phxomg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
When we have time, my girl and I regularly have over like three other couples to eat real food and maybe have a drinkydrink (which is usually BYOB bcz I don’t really just have alcohol sitting around generally). We’ve been off it for the last two months but people are already starting to ask about it
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necrophoenix. @phxomg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Get Fucked series gets increasingly esoteric as it goes
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necrophoenix. @phxomg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My color-changing bulb is finally here!
Orange lightHot pink lightIndigo lightGreen light
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necrophoenix. @phxomg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Only $534 for a 48”x32” matte canvas print with a gold frame at pixels.com; perfect for le boudoir
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