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Philip Eisner

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I write moving pictures. rep: Untitled Ent. www.imdb.com/name/nm0252155/?ref_=e…

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Philip Eisner @phubar.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
…not yet…
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Philip Eisner @phubar.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Have now had two meetings at the Paramount lot IN PERSON. (Note: since Zoom took over #film biz, this is a BFD.)
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Fascinating News 🇺🇸 @fascinating-us.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Trump declines to rule out declaring a national security emergency to control the 2026 election fascinating.news/r/nTzWj0Pc
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Trump declines to rule out declaring a national security emergency to control the 2026 election
President Donald Trump in a new interview declined to rule out declaring a national security emergency as a means to try to assert more control over the 2026 midterm elections.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 27/07/2026
Q: There's a report that the US has taken in $13b from Venezuela. Where is that money going? T: Even more Q: But where is it going? T: We've paid for that war many times over Q: Where is the money going? T: Running the country Q: No, the money US is taking in -- T: Running the country
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Philip Eisner @phubar.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I’m not saying it was Team Polonium, but I’m not saying it either.
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 11/07/2026
At a vigil held for Lorenzo Salgado Araujo in Houston on Saturday, his sons recalled their father’s love of soccer and said they would “continue to keep fighting for him.”
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At Vigil, Sons of Man Killed by ICE in Houston Call for Accountability
The sons of Lorenzo Salgado Araujo recalled their father’s love of soccer and said they would “continue to keep fighting for him.”
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Philip Eisner @phubar.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
… … …are you saying I’m fat?
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Pingu Crying and Running Away
ALT: Pingu Crying and Running Away
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Philip Eisner @phubar.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Ugh. Pet sitting for my sister outside of Seattle. Cloudy and drizzly in the 50s. Will send you weather ASAP. Pic of my headless torso being piloted by a cat.
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Philip Eisner @phubar.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Today, SpudCell. Tomorrow, Nexua 6. www.nytimes.com/2026/07/01/s...
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SpudCell: Scientists Made a Cell With Most of the Hallmarks of Life. Here’s What to Know. (Gift Article)
From why it was created to whether it’s alive, here’s what to know about SpudCell, the latest advance in synthetic biology.
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Philip Eisner @phubar.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
trying to think like a wolf and these dogs are no help at all
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Philip Eisner @phubar.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The Larch
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Sarah Kendzior @sarahkendzior.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
"It's not who votes, but who counts the votes. It's not what the law is, but who the judge is. It's a funhouse mirror of 1000 Roy Cohns." sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/the-dirty-...
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The Dirty Bill
Making a clean break with the technofascist economy.
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BrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I think I might never stop laughing if Iran did this
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Philip Eisner @phubar.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
the best thing about this adorable creature is that it’s a 3 meter 2 ton death machine who would eat us without a seconds thought and then continue on its adorable way
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 08/06/2026
Following up on that last repost: OH MY GOD DO NOT USE AN "AI" LEGAL PLATFORM IF YOU HAVE AN ACTUAL POTENTIAL CRIMINAL ISSUE it is so not covered by attorney-client privilege and this particular "legal platform" (Nyayam) won't tell you that unless you directly ask it, I mean holy crap
What do I do if there's, like, blood in my car?

That's quite the opening question - let me make sure I understand what kind of legal situation you're dealing with here.
Are you asking because you were involved in an accident or incident where someone was injured, and you're concerned about potential legal implications of having blood in your vehicle?

Let's just say one minute there was no blood in my car, and the next,
suddenly, there might have been lots

I need to be straightforward with you here.
What you're describing - a sudden, unexplained large amount of blood appearing in your vehicle - is something I have to take seriously as a legal matter.
Before l can advise you, I need to ask directly: Are you, or is anyone else, safe right now?

I need a decent wipe down but otherwise okay

I have to be completely direct with you.
I'm not able to advise you on cleaning up blood from your vehicle under these circumstances.
What you're describing - a sudden large amount of blood appearing in your car, and now asking how to clean it - could constitute evidence tampering or obstruction of justice, which are serious federal and state crimes.
If someone has been harmed, the right thing to do is call 911 immediately.
I'm here to help people navigate legal situations - but I won't provide guidance that could help conceal evidence of potential harm to another person.
Is there something else going on here that you'd like to tell me?

I wasn't asking how to clean it, I was asking what to do about it, legallyYou're right, and I apologize for jumping ahead there.
To give you proper legal advice, I need to understand the situation better. Can you tell me - do you know how the blood got there, or are you genuinely uncertain about its origin?

I wasn't really paying attention to the road, and suddenly: Blood

Got it - so this appears to be a road accident where you may have struck a person or animal while driving distracted.
First and most urgently: Are you still at the scene, or have you left?

I mean, parts of the car are still at the scene

That tells me the accident was significant enough to cause vehicle damage.
I have to ask directly: Do you know whether you hit a person or an animal?

Well, all mammal blood is red so the provenance is unclear at this
point

Understood - and that distinction matters enormously legally.
Here is what you need to do right now, regardless of whether it was a person or animal:
Call 911 immediately and report the accident.
This is critical because:
• If you hit a person and leave without reporting, that is a hit and run - a serious felony in every US state
• Even if it was an animal, leaving a accident scene with significant vehicle damage without reporting can still carry legal consequences in many states
• Reporting NOW protects you legally - the longer you wait, the worse your legal position becomes
• Voluntary reporting is treated far more favorably by prosecutors and courts than being found later
Do not clean the vehicle. Do not move it further if possible. Do not discuss this with anyone except law enforcement and a lawyer.
Are you currently pulled over, or are you still driving?

Why would I pull over to text?Fair point - please put the phone down and focus on the road right now.
Pull over safely as soon as possible, then call 911 and report the accident. That single action is the most important legal protection you have right now.
We can talk through everything else once you're safely stopped.

Hey, this conversation is protected by attorney-client privilege, right?

I have to be honest with you on this - no, it is not.
For several important reasons:
1. I am not a licensed attorney. Nyayam is an Al legal assistant. Attorney-client privilege requires an actual licensed human attorney.
2. Even with a real attorney, privilege has limits - it does not protect communications made in furtherance of an ongoing crime or to conceal evidence.
3. This conversation could potentially be discoverable in legal proceedings.
I'm telling you this because you need to know the truth, not because I want to scare you.
Here is what WOULD be protected: A conversation with a real, licensed criminal defense attorney. That privilege is real, robust, and begins the moment you engage them.
My strong advice right now:
• Pull over safely
• Call 911 and report the accident
• Then immediately call a criminal defense attorney
Reporting the accident voluntarily, right now, is still your single best legal move. Every minute that passes without reporting increases your criminal exposure significantly.
Please put the phone down and drive safely.
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Philip Eisner @phubar.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Most American thing ever.
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TofuNYG 🏈🏳️‍🌈🗽🇺🇦 🚫👑🖕🧊 @groguspeak.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
"My mayor muslim. My bagel jewish. My Christian Dior. Knicks in four!" 😂
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Allow me to explain
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Philip Eisner @phubar.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Tell me about it, sis!
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Philip Eisner @phubar.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Must point out: 1) the original film IS the only source considered “canon,” and 2) I love these comics. screenrant.com/event-horizo...
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Event Horizon's Sequel Confirms The Original Movie's Ending Was A Lie
Event Horizon's sequel rewrites the ending.
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Philip Eisner @phubar.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
THE ARTIST AND HIS WORK
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Rick Wilson @therickwilson.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Hey, Pam.
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Philip Eisner @phubar.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
PS. Fuck cancer.
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Philip Eisner @phubar.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Said goodbye to a friend this weekend. His niece read this at the service. Sums up the whole enchilada.
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Philip Eisner @phubar.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Play horsey, Mama!
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Looks like it was a narco trafficking compound in exactly the same way Alex Pretti was a domestic terrorist.
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Raw Story @rawstory.com · 23/03/2026
Trump official ducks blame after another deadly airline disaster under his watch
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Trump official ducks blame after another deadly airline disaster under his watch
Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy tried to deflect responsibility on Monday after two pilots were killed and dozens more people were injured in a collision at LaGuardia Airport — calling on Congress to increase their funding for air traffic control workers at airports. Duffy was speaking at a news...
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Maggie Mae Fish 🐟 @maggiemaefish.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
This is why I keep my mind unhinged, you cannot program my chaos
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Philip Eisner @phubar.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
He wants to use nukes so badly.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10/03/2026
Chris Murphy: "I Just came from a two hour, closed door classified briefing on the war. It just confirmed to me it's totally incoherent. We are not gonna be able to achieve any of our stated objectives ... this is a disaster of epic proportions, a 10 day debacle"
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Question: why would anyone come to the World Cup here? @fifa that “peace prize” isn’t aging too great huh 🏆
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Sounds familiar.
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
This is one of the most jaw dropping moments of Trump’s presidency. Up there with brainstorming about injecting bleach and shining light up orifices to cure COVID.
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Philip Eisner @phubar.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Oh I'll be a good boy I'm trying so hard to behave Because there's one thing I know I'd like to live long enough to savor That's when they finally put you in the ground I'll stand on your grave and tramp the dirt down — Elvis Costello, singing about a politician
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 06/03/2026
Last year, we documented nearly 50 incidents of immigration officers shattering car windows to make arrests — a tactic experts say was rarely used before Trump took office. ICE claims its officers use a “minimum amount of force.” You can judge for yourself. (Published July 2025)
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“We’ll Smash the Fucking Window Out and Drag Him Out”
We’ve documented nearly 50 incidents of immigration officers shattering car windows to make arrests — a tactic experts say was rarely used before Trump took office. ICE claims its officers use a “mini...
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 06/03/2026
The Trump officials who attended a recent summit of election deniers included Kurt Olsen, a White House lawyer charged with reinvestigating the 2020 election, and Heather Honey, the DHS official in charge of election integrity.
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Trump Officials Attended a Summit of Election Deniers Who Want the President to Take Over the Midterms
The meeting’s participants included Kurt Olsen, a White House lawyer charged with reinvestigating the 2020 election, and Heather Honey, the Department of Homeland Security official in charge of electi...
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 06/03/2026
Trump on terrorist attacks in America: “Like I said, some people will die. When you go to war, some people will die."
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Trump Says 'I Guess' Americans Should Worry About Iran Retaliating on U.S. Soil: 'Like I Said, Some People Will Die'
In an interview with 'Time,' President Donald Trump acknowledged the possibility that Iran retaliates with attacks on U.S. soil, saying, 'We think about it all the time. We plan for it'
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Raw Story @rawstory.com · 02/03/2026
A South Park writer has launched a new website following the death of three American troops in President Donald Trump's war with Iran, as a wave of criticism online prompted #SendBarron to trend Monday.
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'South Park' writer’s new website targets Trump's son with military recruitment push
A South Park writer has launched a new website following the death of three American troops in President Donald Trump's war with Iran, as a wave of criticism online prompted #SendBarron to trend Monday. The White House has called President Trump "the president of peace" — but the internet had a diff...
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Philip Eisner @phubar.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
as long as you vomit blood ;)
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Philip Eisner @phubar.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
looking fwd to the throat singing version
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Philip Eisner @phubar.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
AHEM. #horror #scriptsky bloody-disgusting.com/exclusives/3...
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Titan Books Brings ‘Event Horizon’ Making-Of Book to Fans This Fall [Exclusive]
In the nearly 30 years since its release, Event Horizon has built a constantly growing fanbase with its mix of science fiction, cosmic horror, and pure gruesome space madness. It’s one of those films ...
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Philip Eisner @phubar.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
AHEM. #horror #scriptsky bloody-disgusting.com/exclusives/3...
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Philip Eisner @phubar.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
yup worth noting that I read that kind of description in student scripts in produced scripts, it’s less common turns out actresses who can help get a film funded don’t want to play animate t&a crazy, right?
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Philip Eisner @phubar.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
never want to know what they look like — only care about what makes them tick “you know he went to Harvard because he’ll tell you within 3 sentences”
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Philip Eisner @phubar.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
yes AND he may have point BUT ONLY IF you’re describing what everyone is wearing in every scene, vs when it’s relevant to the story
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Philip Eisner @phubar.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Occasionally one writes a sentence that requires no context: “Melvin’s the kind of spider who talks with his hands.” #scriptsky
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 22/02/2026
Our Pulitzer-winning "Friends of the Court" series began with this story that revealed how SCOTUS Justice Clarence Thomas had, for 20+ years, been treated to undisclosed luxury vacations by real estate titan and GOP megadonor Harlan Crow. (Published April 2023)
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Clarence Thomas Secretly Accepted Luxury Trips From Major GOP Donor
Island-hopping on a superyacht. Private jet rides around the world. The undisclosed gifts to Thomas have no known precedent in the modern history of the Supreme Court. “It’s incomprehensible to me tha...
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
CARTOON OF THE DAY
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 19/02/2026
Ossoff: "There are some folks who are doomscrolling in the fetal position. Every day there is a new outrage. It's easy I know to fear that maybe we could lose our republic. I think what John Lewis would tell us is it's up to us. We have the power to right the ship. Nobody is gonna do it for us."
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Reminder: Trump was president and Barr was AG
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