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@phrawzty.com
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DevRel at Cerbos. DevOpsDays global core. Formerly Datadog, Mozilla, & Ubisoft. The king of Nynex—I know you play the game.

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Dan 🌈 @phrawzty.com · 28/04/2026
Well it's been… a while, but I have finally won a handful of matches against humans. Still crap at chess though.
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Dan 🌈 @phrawzty.com · 15/03/2026
1 week update: still haven't won a chess match against a human in Duolingo yet. All of the puzzles have been fun brain teasers on their own, but I haven't (yet) figured out how to translate them into the actual game of chess.
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Dan 🌈 @phrawzty.com · 07/03/2026
I've been doing the Duolingo chess course for a month now. It's engaging and I like the puzzle solving aspect of the exercise. I am still very bad at _playing_ chess, however.
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Dan 🌈 @phrawzty.com · 09/01/2026
I wrote a thing! It's sort of about npm, but mostly about things like WebAuthn and token hygiene and supply-chain security in general. :)
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matty stratton @matty.wtf · 18/06/2025
Behold the finest project @phrawzty.com and I have ever done github.com/mattstratton...
github.com
GitHub - mattstratton/yaagfss: Yet Another Another Generator For Static Sites
Yet Another Another Generator For Static Sites. Contribute to mattstratton/yaagfss development by creating an account on GitHub.
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Dan 🌈 @phrawzty.com · 19/05/2025
Deux salles, deux ambiances … #EUpol
A screenshot of two social media posts discussing the EU's spring 2025 economic forecast.

Top post by euobserver (@euobservercom):
Text: "Brussels has cut its 2025 growth forecast for EU and eurozone GDP to 1.1 and 0.9 percent, respectively — down from 1.5 and 1.3 percent projected last autumn."
Includes a photo of a suited man (Valdis Dombrovskis) speaking at a podium with an EU logo in the background and a microphone.

Bottom post by European Commission (@ec.europa.eu):
Text: "🌷 The EU economy began 2025 on a somewhat stronger footing than anticipated.
It is projected to keep growing at a modest rate this year, with growth expected to pick up in 2026.
More info: europa.eu/!cFPpp9"

Below are four infographic panels:

    Top-left panel: Title: "European Economic Forecast – Spring 2025". Leafy green design.

    Top-right panel (Growth):
    Title: "Gross Domestic Product"
    Shows GDP for Euro Area and EU across 2024, 2025, and 2026:

    Euro Area: 2024 (0.9%), 2025 (0.9%), 2026 (1.4%)

    EU: 2024 (1.0%), 2025 (1.1%), 2026 (1.5%)
    Label: #ECForecast

    Bottom-left panel (Inflation):
    Title: "Harmonised index of consumer prices"

    Euro Area: 2024 (2.4%), 2025 (2.1%), 2026 (1.7%)

    EU: 2024 (2.6%), 2025 (2.3%), 2026 (1.9%)
    Label: #ECForecast

    Bottom-right panel (Unemployment):
    Title: "Unemployment rate"

    Euro Area: 2024 (6.4%), 2025 (6.3%), 2026 (6.1%)

    EU: 2024 (5.9%), 2025 (5.9%), 2026 (5.7%)
    Label: #ECForecast
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Dan 🌈 @phrawzty.com · 17/05/2025
Good news everybody! You can buy #Bluesky at the French supermarket now.
The image shows a retail shelf displaying a boxed electric griddle by the brand "Bluesky." The product is labeled with "Piastra Plancha Plită," indicating it is marketed in multiple languages (likely Italian, Spanish, and Romanian). The griddle has a power rating of 2000W and features a thermostat control labeled "SELF CONTROL Thermostat." A diagram on the box shows the griddle is 47 cm wide. The price tag on the shelf below the box shows 39.99 €. The griddle appears to be targeted for indoor cooking, with side handles and a flat non-stick surface.
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John Skiles Skinner @skiles.blue · 14/05/2025
Let's talk about these two department store owners: brother and sister Louis Bamberger and Caroline Bamberger Fuld. From Newark, New Jersey. They are random people, basically. But in the late 1920s, with fascism taking over Europe, they made a choice that profoundly changed the world: 🧵
A photograph of Louis Bamberger, seated on the right, wearing a mustache and bowler hat, and his sister Caroline Bamberger Fuld, standing on the left, wearing a fur hat and shawl
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Dan 🌈 @phrawzty.com · 06/05/2025
The future of web development is… - Java applets - ActiveX - Flash - XHTML - Silverlight - Progressive Web Apps - CSS-inJS - Blockchain - AI …Get on or get left behind. alex.party/posts/2025-0... 😆
alex.party
The future of web development is AI. Get on or get left behind.
Editor’s Note: previous titles for this article have been added here for posterity.
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Dan 🌈 @phrawzty.com · 23/04/2025
The refresh of Elder Scrolls #Oblivion is wild y'all. It looks now like I *thought* it looked like way back when. If this release does well enough commercially, perhaps they'll refresh #Morrowind next? A boy can dream.
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Dr Anna Clark @drannaclark.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Death by Shakespeare Causes of 74 deaths in Shakespeare's plays #ShakespeareDay
Death by Shakespeare
Causes of 74 deaths in Shakespeare's plays
#ShakespeareDay
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Dan 🌈 @phrawzty.com · 15/03/2025
Dude's just into locks man
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Dan 🌈 @phrawzty.com · 10/03/2025
p.s. I've never been to #Denver so looking forward to checking the city out a bit too. If you have suggestions for things to do (read: eat), let me know! 😄
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Dan 🌈 @phrawzty.com · 10/03/2025
I'll be speaking at #OWASP #Snowfroc this Friday! The talk is called "Patterns of failure in modern #authorization" and it's about why #authz is getting harder instead of easier. Some academic research but also interesting examples of authz failure at large, well-known brands. Hope to see you there!
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Dan 🌈 @phrawzty.com · 28/02/2025
Dude, grew up in the place that Randy Bachmann wrote Prairie Town about. ;) Great suggestion though.
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Dan 🌈 @phrawzty.com · 26/02/2025
Any other quirky #ClassicRock bands I should be on the lookout for? Open to suggestions for sure :)
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Dan 🌈 @phrawzty.com · 26/02/2025
Why BÖC? I was inspired by playing a Godzilla pinball game at the arcade & their quirky song of the same name was on the soundtrack (obviously?). I was like "dang this slaps what is this?" Anyway if you like weird rock about ghosts and monsters and stuff, you might like the album it's on: Spectres.
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Dan 🌈 @phrawzty.com · 26/02/2025
Anyway I've listened to four albums now and… it's pretty hit and miss. What's good is extremely good, and what's bad is absolute trash, and there's a lot in between. I guess if you've been active as long as they have, consistency is going to be an issue. i.e. it's not all "Don't fear the Reaper" :P
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Dan 🌈 @phrawzty.com · 26/02/2025
Listening to some classic rock lately and have rediscovered Blue Öyster Cult. Apparently they're still active, having released an album in 2024. For reference, their eponymous debut album came out in 1972. For further reference, my parents were kids when that album came out. That's wild to me, haha
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Dan 🌈 @phrawzty.com · 17/02/2025
Fascinating commentary of what statehood means with respect to land, or the lack thereof.
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Susie Dent @susiedentwords.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Word of the Day is ‘quockerwodger’ (19th century): a puppet individual whose strings are pulled entirely by someone else.
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Dan 🌈 @phrawzty.com · 11/02/2025
I shouldn't have said "no rights", but yes, it's fundamentally about through-ticketing. To be fair, that's also an issue for air travel—if the operators for a multi-leg route have nothing to do with each other, & the tickets are issued separately, then a missed connection is the passenger's problem.
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Dan 🌈 @phrawzty.com · 11/02/2025
…there are no EU rail rights, as there are for air travel. Imho, that's the reason the thing doesn't exist. It's not a computer problem—it's a business problem. Spending the time and money to build this doesn't result in a viable business, because the regulatory environment makes it impossible. 🫤
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Dan 🌈 @phrawzty.com · 11/02/2025
… but, could you actually buy those tickets? Debatable—even if you go direct to the operators in some cases! And (again, as you've pointed), what happens when things go sideways? Even if the hypothetical solution _could_ sell you the tickets, a delay on one leg screws you for the rest, because…
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Dan 🌈 @phrawzty.com · 11/02/2025
…it's certainly not, like, a week-end job, but it's all entirely within the realm of what is technically possible. As you've mentioned in the past, the real hurdles are institutional. Could such a Rube Goldberg machine generate a "good" answer? Yes …
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Dan 🌈 @phrawzty.com · 11/02/2025
Are there technical hurdles to offering a comprehensive overview of rail routes and ticket availabilities in Europe? Yes—but speaking as a professional computer person 😆, that's not actually the hard part. API calls, a data lake, some stats modelling, and maybe rub some LLM on there…
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Jon Worth @jonworth.eu · 10/02/2025
I have written a piece for @energiewendeger.bsky.social about why 2025 is a crucial year for #CrossBorderRail in the EU. New Commissioner, political commitment, and a bunch of problems that can be fixed! energytransition.org/2025/02/2025...
energytransition.org
2025: finally a breakthrough for cross-border passenger rail in the EU? | EnergyTransition.org
Boosting passenger train transport is key for reducing greenhouse gas emissions of transport and for accelerating Europe’s energy transition. Are EU railways on track? Establishing a fair picture of…
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Dan 🌈 @phrawzty.com · 07/02/2025
Nah. Macron was all in on the "start-up nation" like 8 years ago. This is nothing new.
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Dan 🌈 @phrawzty.com · 06/02/2025
And yet, they would never fine somebody for smoking or vaping on the platform—which is, literally, the _only posted fine_. Chapeau, SNCF.
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Dan 🌈 @phrawzty.com · 04/02/2025
« astroterm is a #terminal based star map written in C. It displays the real-time positions of #stars, #planets, #constellations, and more, all within your terminal. Configure sky views by date, time, and location with precise ASCII-rendered visuals. » github.com/da-luce/astr...
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GitHub - da-luce/astroterm: A planetarium for your terminal! Explore stars, planets, constellations, and more, all rendered right in the command line—no telescope required. ✨🪐
A planetarium for your terminal! Explore stars, planets, constellations, and more, all rendered right in the command line—no telescope required. ✨🪐 - da-luce/astroterm
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Dan 🌈 @phrawzty.com · 04/02/2025
«There are no built-in constructs for looping. Nobody has time for yesterday's loops or last week's break statements. If you must loop, use recursion. Every program must end with PLEASE LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE, because you have to grow your audience! Hashtag hustle.» 😆 tabloid.vercel.app
tabloid.vercel.app
Tabloid: the clickbait headline programming language
Tabloid is a real, turing complete programming language written in JavaScript, inspired by cilckbait headlines.
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Dan 🌈 @phrawzty.com · 03/02/2025
Recalling the halcyon days when we could get to Lille without having to go through Paris, too…
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Dan 🌈 @phrawzty.com · 03/02/2025
Now if only we could get Lyria to stop in Montbard ;)
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Dan 🌈 @phrawzty.com · 03/02/2025
I'll check out Pop. Thanks for the suggestion!
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Dan 🌈 @phrawzty.com · 03/02/2025
No, I want to wipe the existing drives out and start with fresh encrypted partitions. Ext4 I guess but btrfs is also something and tbh I don't really care too much—it's effectively a gaming PC and there's nothing on it that is invaluable hehe
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Dan 🌈 @phrawzty.com · 03/02/2025
Also, it's unclear what app this actually is, so it's hard to search for help because I can't be specific about the name of the software. Really just a shit experience and I haven't even installed Linux yet. I guess some things never change, haha.
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Dan 🌈 @phrawzty.com · 03/02/2025
Eventually I got it to apit out a recovery key, which is a long string of digits, but the text box it appears in is too small to see the whole thing—so you can't e.g. take a photo of it.
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Dan 🌈 @phrawzty.com · 03/02/2025
I more or less randomly downloaded a Mint ISO to see how that went. I didn't make it past the partition editor. I have multiple physical drives and I'd like to encrypt them. There's no help or hints as to how to proceed. You have to scroll around to see things, and the window can't be resized.
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Dan 🌈 @phrawzty.com · 03/02/2025
So obviously I'm downloading a Linux distro right now. I haven't rolled Linux on the desktop in, like, a decade or more. Actually kind of stoked to see what's gotten better (or worse?) in the past 10+ years.
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Dan 🌈 @phrawzty.com · 03/02/2025
Got the inevitable message that my Windows 10 is now EOL and that I need to upgrade to 11. The machine is perfectly fine but it doesn't have the secure boot stuff, so there's no good upgrade path. This isn't even my daily driver (I use a MacBook for work), so I'm definitely not buying anything new.
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Dan 🌈 @phrawzty.com · 03/02/2025
#HTTP status code 451 "Unavailable For Legal Reasons"; for use when a server operator has received a legal demand to deny access to a resource. Used to provide transparency in circumstances where issues of law or public policy affect server operations. www.rfc-editor.org/rfc/rfc7725....
rfc-editor.org
RFC 7725: An HTTP Status Code to Report Legal Obstacles
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Dan 🌈 @phrawzty.com · 28/01/2025
It is heartwarming to see three of the four #NHL divisions currently being lead by Canadian teams. Notably, my beloved @winnipegjets.com—who appear to have an active account—and the other great prairie team, the Edmonton Oilers. (Oh and the Leafs too, which is fine, I guess.) #GoJetsGo!
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Dan 🌈 @phrawzty.com · 28/01/2025
All these companies out here with job listings for "senior developer" and "staff engineer", are the same companies that are busy trying to replace juniors and mids with LLMs. Where do you think the seniors and staffs are coming from, my dudes?
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
The Welsh told the Saxons this hill was called "pen" (meaning "hill"). The Saxons added their word for hill, "tor," and called it Torpen (hill hill). Later the Norse added their world for hill. So it became Torpen Haugr (Hill Hill Hill). Now the English call it Torpenhow Hill (Hill Hill Hill Hill)
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Dan 🌈 @phrawzty.com · 26/01/2025
Literally 8 hours ago: "we're excited to offer wifi for purchase on this flight" Excited. Really?
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Dan 🌈 @phrawzty.com · 26/01/2025
"Solving?"
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Joshua Livestro @joshualivestro.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Beyond parody
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Dan 🌈 @phrawzty.com · 25/01/2025
The level to which every tech company on earth desperately wants to cram large models into everything, is astounding. It's like, ffs, please just don't. Just don't. How about not?
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Christoph Bautz @christophbautz.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Mittlerweile ist klar: Nicht 50.000, sondern 70.000 Menschen sind heute in Köln auf die Straße gegangen. Gegen die AfD und den Plänen von Friedrich Merz, gemeinsam eine Mehrheit mit ihnen zu finden. Das ist ein starkes Zeichen. Danke! ♥️
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Dan 🌈 @phrawzty.com · 22/01/2025
«What truly limits democracy is the power of the elites […] It is the power of those who think that because they are rich, they are above the law and can do anything. That is why, my friends, that is why the tech billionaires want to overthrow democracy.» www.politico.eu/article/spai...
politico.eu
Tech billionaires want to ‘overthrow democracy’ with social media, Spain PM Sánchez says
“The technology that was intended to free us has become the tool of our own oppression.”
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