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Jaz

@phrawger.com
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she/her. 30 or 40 years old and i do not need this. trans. charity streams mostly. unstoppable

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Jaz @phrawger.com · 08/09/2026
A few recent faves. I've been lookin good
Selfie post hair dye, black dress with green accentsCouch selfieFull face of makeupWaiting for the bus, kitted up in green and gold
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Jaz @phrawger.com · 03/09/2026
Brought it full circle a couple weeks ago.
Jaz playing Joust at a barcadeJoust high score screen, entering initials J A ZJoust high score screen with Jaz on the "daily buzzards" list
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Jaz @phrawger.com · 01/08/2026
1. Currently active wrestler (WWE/AEW): Timeless Toni Storm. Easily the best high-concept character wrestler in the last decade. 2. Retired/deceased wrestler: you KNOW it's my boy Mick Foley. 3. New Gods: Jack Kirby's ultimate wife goals/life goals icon, Big Barda
Timeless Toni StormMankind, Cactus Jack, and Dude Love, all portrayed by Mick FoleyBig Barda, illustrated by Mitch Gerads
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Jaz @phrawger.com · 01/08/2026
I don't really Splatoon much, but Marina's perfect.
Marina from Splatoon DJing a set during a SplatfestMy friend Dae requesting Splatoon for this favorite character meme
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Jaz @phrawger.com · 01/08/2026
okay fine, for one that's still in the game I pick this guy
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Jaz @phrawger.com · 01/08/2026
Rana, the short-lived mob placeholder model back in 2009
3D model of Rana, a character briefly featured in Minecraft
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Jaz @phrawger.com · 01/08/2026
Weregarurumon because it most clearly illustrated to a 10-year-old Jaz what the difference was between this franchise and Pokemon: Denim
Weregarurumon has an idea!
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Jaz @phrawger.com · 01/08/2026
oh this feels accessible. gimme some to wake up and answer
Give me a franchise and I'll tell you my favorite character
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Jaz @phrawger.com · 05/07/2026
I looked so good yesterday that I can't stop posting these selfies places
Picture of Jaz dressed up for a night of karaoke.Picture of Jaz's face makeup for karaoke; winged eyeliner and just a lil bit of lip liner.
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Jaz @phrawger.com · 26/05/2026
dril tweet reading "drunk driving may kill a lot of people, but it also helps a lot of people get to work on time, so, it's impossible to say if its bad or not"
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Jaz @phrawger.com · 24/03/2026
Screencap from the Simpsons, a typewriter with the words "Feelin' fine."
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Jaz @phrawger.com · 19/03/2026
credit where it's due
credits text from shadows of the empire for the n64, reading "Tim Schafer, the Raccoon King: Never Actively Tried to Sabotage the Project"
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Jaz @phrawger.com · 16/03/2026
@feldfrog.bsky.social spotted in puzzmo's big crossword
A crossword clue from Puzzmo which reads "The Benny Feldman joke 'Binoculars are VR of over there,' e.g."
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Jaz @phrawger.com · 16/03/2026
VERY excited to meet these new friends
A magical creature that is part frog, part insect, all friend, called a Lumeret. This art is from the upcoming Magic the Gathering set Secrets of Strixhaven.
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Jaz @phrawger.com · 11/02/2026
evergreen exchange between me and @zenghiaro.bsky.social
chat log. darrin asks "what the fuck why do you have this" and I respond "I'm not well! I've BEEN not well!"
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Jaz @phrawger.com · 09/02/2026
current adhd med dosing attempt status
Edited panel from the comic Achewood. One character asks "Okay, that was lisdexamfetamine. How does it compare?" The other responds "WHOO! I am DEFINITELY not afraid of the fucking POLICE right now!"
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Jaz @phrawger.com · 11/01/2026
"making your bio and by extension your personality about the things you hate and not the love that drives you" got me like
batman from the dark knight returns saying "this is the weapon of the enemy. we do not need it. we will not use it."
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Jaz @phrawger.com · 29/12/2025
get weird with it. i dare you
post this on your profile and let your followers associate you with a fictional character that you remind them of
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Jaz @phrawger.com · 25/12/2025
Good chrimbus for lil dudes
Froakie and Paras plushiesFrinos plushie, from Hades IIFroakie, Paras, and Frinos plushies in a stack
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Jaz @phrawger.com · 06/12/2025
getting to the point where if I use a website for more than thirty minutes at a time i give 'em one of these. gretzky mode
An email to the website Musicboard asking for employment. The text reads: "Hey, I'm Jaz.

I have seven years of experience developing APIs and backend services for WB Games. Those had hundreds of thousands of concurrent users at their peak. I also did a few podcast episodes reviewing classic albums. Those got a dozen listens at their peak. They can't all be winners.

Hire me. I've been out of work and will code for peanuts at this point.

Thanks,
Jaz"
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Jaz @phrawger.com · 03/12/2025
Made Gym/E4 and Champion teams for funsies
Pokemon team consisting of Toxicroak, Toxtricity, Revavroom, Drapion, Gengar, and CrobatPokemon team consisting of Toxtricity, Rillaboom, Exploud, Skeledirge, Primarina, and Bronzong
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Jaz @phrawger.com · 03/12/2025
"If Pokemon were real and you were just an average trainer, what would your team be? [be realistic, no legendaries or mythicals]" [ built with richi3f.github.io/pokemon-team... ]
Pokemon team consisting of Croagunk, Yanmega, Gogoat, Porygon, Natu, and Ditto
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Jaz @phrawger.com · 20/10/2025
tweet reading "ye ever wanty just wrap yersel up in tin foil nice and cosy and then just fucking get right inty the microwave and blow yersel up tae fuck"
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Jaz @phrawger.com · 30/09/2025
Wish: granted
Woody, Dubious Coroner
Legendary Creature Human Advisor
3UB mana cost, 3/4 power and toughness
Whenever another nontoken creature dies, create a Treasure token.
T: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. If you do, investigate. (Create a Clue token. It’s an artifact with “2, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.”)
Flavor text: "Don't worry, I've been playing with dead things since I was a toddler."
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Jaz @phrawger.com · 27/09/2025
(2/2)
Mockup of a Magic the Gathering card featuring Lassie from the TV show Psych. 3WB Human Detective. Partner with Juliet O’Hara, Detective
Double strike
Whenever a creature blocks or becomes blocked by Carlton Lassiter, Detective, it loses first strike and double strike until end of turn.
Flavor text: “A lot of people want to kill me. I take great pride in that.”Mockup of a Magic the Gathering card featuring Jules from the TV show Psych. 1WU Human Detective. Partner with Carlton Lassiter, Detective
Vigilance
Whenever a creature you control would deal combat damage, you may prevent that damage. If you do, draw two cards. This ability triggers only once per turn.
Flavor Text: “God, I used to be a detective, now I’m a babysitter!”Mockup of a Magic the Gathering card featuring Chief Vick from the TV show Psych. 1W Human Advisor. Spells your opponents cast during your turn cost 2 more to cast.
Activated abilities of creatures your opponents control cost 2 more to activate.
Flavor Text: “Your services are best utilized by doing exactly what I say.”
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Jaz @phrawger.com · 27/09/2025
hoping this is more endearing than it is deeply concerning. (1/2)
Mockup of a Magic the Gathering card featuring Shawn Spencer from Psych. 1UR Human Mystic. Partner with Gus. "You may look at the top card of your library at any time, and you may cast noncreature spells from the top of your library. Tap: Mill a card, Investigate." Power and Toughness 2/3. Flavor text: “I’m a psychic, you see. A psychic spy. Maybe the only one. Probably the only one. Definitely the only non-Russian one.”Mockup of a Magic the Gathering card featuring Gus from the TV show Psych. 1RG Human Citizen, power and toughness 3/3. Partner with Shawn. When Burton Guster, “Gus” enters, create a Food token.
Food tokens you control are Clues in addition to their other types and have “2, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.” Flavor text: "Hello."Mockup of a Magic the Gathering card featuring Henry Spencer from the TV show Psych. 2U Human Advisor. Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, investigate. (Create a Clue token. It’s an artifact with “2, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.”)
Activated abilities of artifact tokens you control cost 1 less to activate. Flavor text: “Shawn, don’t you DARE learn a wrong lesson while I’m trying to teach you a right lesson!”Mockup of a Magic the Gathering card featuring the Blueberry, a car from the TV show Psych. 2U Artifact Vehicle. The Blueberry can’t be blocked.
Whenever The Blueberry deals combat damage to a player, put a stun counter on it and draw two cards.
Crew 2. Flavor text: "It's a company car."
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Jaz @phrawger.com · 22/08/2025
Is it this friend? Because they rule
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Jaz @phrawger.com · 27/07/2025
I got a lil nap. Back online to say thank you, thank you, oh thank you. Supremely pleased with what we were able to raise for @southernequality.bsky.social from our goofy little queer corner of the internet. Resting more now, thoughts and full list of thanks later. Love y'all.
Donation results, $2369.69 raised for a $2000 goal.
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Jaz @phrawger.com · 26/07/2025
And for $40, our coolest bit of swag so far: a pin to support the Rebellion, printed by my bud @fletchisafurry.bsky.social!
A pin with the word "REBEL" in an iconic font, with a symbol of hope.
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Jaz @phrawger.com · 26/07/2025
For $15, I will sing one verse of the much beloved song Yub Nub in a voice of your choosing. Wish me luck.
An Ewok from Star Wars.
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Jaz @phrawger.com · 26/07/2025
For $5, I will instantly take a Shortcut and crash the podracer into the nearest wall. I will take any and all dives to raise money for trans kids.
An explosion.
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Jaz @phrawger.com · 26/07/2025
1% completion before the event starts lfg
Donation total for Now That's What I Call Podracing 3, $21.66
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Jaz @phrawger.com · 09/07/2025
Panel from Hellboy, frog in a teacup with a speech bubbled that reads "Very Soon."
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Jaz @phrawger.com · 08/07/2025
So yeah, Jaz. Me, my family, Star Wars, video games, and celebrating each other. Perfect. Picking a name was hard. But ending up with one that represented so many parts of me is incredibly lucky and fulfilling. And I don't wear hats much, but when I do, I wear MY hat. Thanks, Dad. (10/10)
Portrait of myself (Jasmine) wearing the hat from the story in this thread.
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Jaz @phrawger.com · 08/07/2025
My very favorite part is that a few weeks later, my parents sent us a care package with some treats, a charger I forgot at their place, and... the hat. With my name on it. Excavated from storage and the late 70's. Gifted to me just like my name was. Reader, I bawled. (9/10)
A denim hat with the word "Jazz" embroidered on the front and music notes on the top. Beside sits a note that reads "Sewn by Joan, 1979. Much love, Dad."
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Jaz @phrawger.com · 08/07/2025
Dad: Put JAZ. [spells it out] Me, age 8ish: Why? Is it like short for [deadname] but sprucing it up with a Z? Dad: Nah. I just kinda like it. Me: ...huh. Me too. (3/10)
A screenshot from the save file creation screen in the Nintendo 64 version of Star Wars Episode I Racer. The three letters for the file are J, A, and Z, and the user is prompted to continue.
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Jaz @phrawger.com · 19/06/2025
It's time to do it again.
Now That's What I Call Podracing Volume 3. Starts Saturday July 26 Noon EST. Benefiting the Trans Youth Emergency Project of the Campaign for Southern Equality. twitch.tv/phrawger
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Jaz @phrawger.com · 14/06/2025
my favorite deck that i've run in person is Tasigur, because I don't run an oppressive control list but instead a pile of cards that ask my opponents to make interesting choices (ex. Fact or Fiction, Split the Spoils, vote cards) but of course. the real representation of me is obvious.
A picture of the Magic the Gathering card named "Flubs, the Fool". It is a Legendary Creature Frog Scout that costs green blue red, has base power and toughness 0 and 5, and reads "You may play an additional land on each of your turns. Whenever you play a land or cast a spell, draw a card if you have no cards in hand. Otherwise, discard a card." Its flavor text reads "He knows exactly where he's going and exactly how he isn't getting there."
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Jaz @phrawger.com · 09/06/2025
evangelizing my charity streams and realizing again that i do kickass shit semi-regularly
discord post with text that reads as follows:

basically, I play the game for 24 hours straight and i get a bunch of my pals to cohost in two-hour shifts. they tend to bring along some gimmicks of their own like asking me/chat trivia questions or doing a tierlist for background characters (i don't tell them what to bring, i just kinda roll with it when they get there)

the main draw for donations is that i get a big pile of star wars related prizes and each donation of a certain amount gets you an entry to win the pile. the secondary draws are donations for things that complicate the gameplay, like turning on mirror mode, forcing no upgrades, or forcing me to use the track favorite. my hope is to add some stuff like increasing the number of laps that i have to do; the track mods from the modding channel are very promising also
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Jaz @phrawger.com · 19/05/2025
hmm. openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...
David Levinson, as portrayed by Jeff Goldblum in Independence DayLeonard Hofstadter, as portrayed by Johnny Galecki in the Big Bang Theory.Dr. Bruce Banner, as portrayed by Mark Ruffalo in Avengers (2012).Willow Rosenberg, as portrayed by Alyson Hannigan in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
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Jaz @phrawger.com · 15/04/2025
infinite gollum machine
The Magic: the Gathering card Ratadrabik of Urborg, which creates a nonlegendary token copy of legendary creatures when they die.The Magic: the Gathering card Mondrak, Glory Dominus, which doubles tokens you create.The Magic: the Gathering card Gollum, Patient Plotter, which tempts you with The Ring when it leaves the battlefield. Your ring-bearer is Legendary.The Magic: the Gathering card Ashnod's Altar, which allows you to sacrifice a creature you control for two colorless mana, prompting death triggers for your other combo pieces.
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Jaz @phrawger.com · 31/03/2025
Customary selfie had to wait for my new glasses to arrive. Truly this is a day of Visibility for you and me
Jasmine standing in her living room, smiling like the Mona Lisa, wearing new glasses.
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Jaz @phrawger.com · 25/01/2025
#comicsdna i am noticing a trend for myself
Cover art for Mister Miracle #11 by Tom King and Mitch Gerads. Mister Miracle stands in front of Darkseid.Cover art for the collected Spider-Man: Life Story by Chip Zdarsky and Mark Bagley.Cover art of the collected Hellboy: Seed of Destruction by Mike Mignola and John Byrne.Cover art for the collected DC: The New Frontier by Darwyn Cooke with Dave Stewart.
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Jaz @phrawger.com · 21/01/2025
this is wordy but it's a litany of questions that i posted to my communities yesterday; basically a bunch of ways to take open-ended despair questions and pivot them to smaller action-based questions small actions that help us regain our agency in the moment can do a lot to combat helplessness
Today we are going to receive an inundation of details regarding the incoming American presidential administration's first executive orders. These policies are going to be cruel, and while they are going to be challenged at every level of government they are going to cause suffering in our community and across this country. 

I am not going to ask you to be fearless in the face of this information; to do so would make me a hypocrite. The things I ask of you are to take it slow, breathe deeply, meet each other with compassion, and survive. In the interest of those things I share what I will be attempting to do, which is to meet each problem where it stands by asking questions to find a way forward:

Confront any despair and ground it in useful hope.
What does this change for me, materially, right now? What do I need to account for it? Who and how can I ask for help?
Who does this harm? How can I help them safely?

Moderate the information you take in and pass on.
Who is providing this information? What do they want from me? How should I interpret their meaning?
What about this information surprises me? How can I verify it with others?
Who knows more about this than I do? How can I listen to them?
Who should be aware of this? How can I talk about it safely?

Take time for yourself to grieve and live.
How do I feel about this? What do I need to do to physically process this feeling?
Who do I care about? How can I spend time with them happily?
What brings me peace? How can I partake in it a little bit every day?

All these stem from the philosophy I shared last year:

Focus on what is within your control and improve things for the people you care about, with the time and resources that you have.

The plan hasn't changed because the plan doesn't change. Love each other, love yourself, and fight and survive for all of us.
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Jaz @phrawger.com · 19/01/2025
got my hairs cut and I went for bangs. i was a fool not to do it sooner. i'm more powerful than ever before
Jaz is looking at the camera with her new haircut. It has bangs.Jaz is again looking at the camera, this time with her hair pulled back. The bangs are still good.
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Jaz @phrawger.com · 18/01/2025
We all have an emotional support famous dead guy and who he is says a lot about you.
A portrait of Jack Kirby with the quote: "I feel that life is a series of very interesting questions, and very poor answers. But I myself am willing to settle for the questions. If the questions are interesting, I feel I evoke them in what I do. I feel that should be good enough for everyone else."
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Jaz @phrawger.com · 17/01/2025
Like "oh that one. of course we have a name for that one. all yours chief"
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Jaz @phrawger.com · 15/01/2025
i don't even go here
football player sam darnold pointing at the viewer with the words "FIGHTING POLYGON TEAM" displayed to the right
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Jaz @phrawger.com · 04/01/2025
Trans peeps, reskeet with a pic of yourself that you love! i liked my ponytail so much that day that i caught it from a couple angles
portrait photo of Jaz taken from phone. i am making eye contact and my hair is up.phone selfie with a side view of my ponytail. i am still making eye contact but from the side now.
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Jaz @phrawger.com · 17/11/2024
wait no hang on, i made this post like a year and a half before NFTs hit the mainstream i'm sorry for manifesting them
me: i'll try nfc, that's a good trick

me, weeks later: but what combination of encryption and data structure will ensure that the physical objects are sought after and un-copyable but required to remain intact, thus prompting a global capture the flag game
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