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Mister Stu

@phorenzik.bsky.social
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General buffoonery. Sometimes a bit moany. Shows potential. #ActuallyAutistic A satirical thing I write that nobody reads: parpculture.wordpress.com

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Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 11h
Why has someone put an old CRT TV in tate mode on the outside of that building?
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Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@jaunty.art
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Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Explicitly says they're 'WRITING' it, multiple times, which implies a human touch, but everyone knows it'll be GenAi shite He even admits they'll use 'new technology' (which means Gen Ai) & likens it's use to Maya and Photoshop. An argument Ai folk love to peddle youtu.be/lTSaPajJCcE?...
youtu.be
Dizzy is back!
YouTube video by OliverTwins
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Introvert Problems @introvertproblems.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Normalize the knowledge that an introvert may prefer to text than talk on the phone because it gives us more time to think
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Mike @metagamemike.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
There's plenty of reasons why players could talk themselves out of trying out your new game. Don't let AI be one of them.
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Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Surely everyone with a shred of intelligence already knows he's a lying, evil, charlatan? Everyone else is too stupid to reason with, so this will fall on deaf ears
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Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I know only children play COD, but including a young Rolf Harris is a bit on the nose!
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Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The inner Circle (particularly the 'celebrity' episode that's on right now) is one of the the most performative pieces of shite I've ever seen Barely anything for the audience to play along with and if Deal or No Deal didn't exist, it might be the worst gameshow of all time?
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Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The PS6 is much further away than most people think This is to get a few extra years out of the PS5 Sony knows they've fucked their audience with the 'no physical' thing A high PS6 price after this negativity would make for a disastrous launch that they'd never recover from
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Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bought a Bluetooth receiver off eBay They've sent me a MUCH older model to the one advertised Every single feature they bullet pointed is unsupported on this model They also have illegal T&Cs (no returns) No response to messages so I've had to open a case with eBay So many chancers out there
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Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Solar cat is charging up
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Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fuck off Traitors and fuck off Strictly Sick of the fucking adverts for shit that I couldnt give less of a fuck about
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Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Castlevania Advance, Dominus & Anniversary collection can be bought separately on the Switch eshop for a combined total of £17.97 Or, you can buy the triple pack, which contains the SAME three packs combined, for £52.19 Digital pricing is mental
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Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Woke up with excruciating shoulder pain yesterday Worse today Last time it happened it lasted for several months and I hope it's not another one of those incidents
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Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That McVities advert with the AWFUL, EAR- BLEEDING rendition of Together in Electric Dreams can FUCK all the way off
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Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Accidentally bought alcohol free Asahi It smells exactly like beer but tastes like beer flavoured pop, which, technically, it is. Not recommended
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Brent/Barb 🏳️‍⚧️ @vibrent.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
CDs don’t make you listen to 10 minutes of gambling ads before playing 3 songs.
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Unofficial Hackaday Feed @hackaday-feed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Electromechanical TV Goes 3D with This Light-field Display
hackaday.com
Electromechanical TV Goes 3D with This Light-field Display
A mechanical TV — the kind that makes an image with a Nipkow disk and a single lamp with some help from persistence of vision — is easy enough to …read more
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Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fuck off with this re-release bullshit
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Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Removed a tick from the daughter's friend's cat (their family is squeamish and I'm surprisingly good at it) Afterwards, whilst they praised me, I told them I thought it was a Deer tick, except I didn't say that I said Dick teer, because I'm a fucking idiot and then I died of embarrassment
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christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
The most ambitious crossover event in history? I think not…
A mashup of gritty urban crime sitcom Only Fools and Horses and Slow Horses called, appropriately enough, Only Fools and Slow Horses.
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Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives.
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Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't believe in ghosts but I do believe in unexplainable phenomenon For the umpteenth time an item in my loft office has vanished On a couple of occasions, vanished items have reappeared months later in places I've checked multiple times, but other times, they are never seen again
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Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Emptying the bath and noticed a dead spider in the water. I'd had another (yes it's happened more than once) bath with a spider
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Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@jaunty.art
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Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Found a sun patch to lie in
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Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ooh, he's hard!
bbc.co.uk
Daniel Thomas pleads not guilty after dinghy slashed in Channel
Daniel Thomas is accused of criminal damage after a video appeared to show him slashing at a dinghy.
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Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I coined this term the other day* FASH CASH Monetisation from publishing Nazi shit on 'the socials' *Someone else probably came up with it first, like everything else I think I've invented
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Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Let's see how much Musk's going to chip in after some fascists set up the obligatory fundraiser campaign
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Time Extension @timeextension.com · 25/09/2026
"Of All The GenAI Slops You've Ever Seen, This Is The Sloppiest Of Them All" - The Oliver Twins Tarnish Their Legacy Further With 'Wizard Of Oz' Board Game
timeextension.com
"Of All The GenAI Slops You've Ever Seen, This Is The Sloppiest Of Them All" - The Oliver Twins Tarnish Their Legacy Further With 'Wizard Of Oz' Board Game
"Something I absolutely did not need today"
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John Scary Name Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I just came across the @japan-cambot.bsky.social account, which posts footage from four random public webcams around Japan every hour. On top of being a nice change of pace to have stuff like this show up on the feed, there is some potential art reference material there too!
Bio for the Japan CamBot Bluesky page

@japan-cambot.bsky.social
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Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A 400 dollar set of actual, literal fucking shit
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 24/09/2026
this is the guy i reposted the other day who interviewed meta employees with pervert glasses - meta have taken his video down for “harassment”. which makes it one of the most effective pieces of satire in recent memory
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Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey, @timeextension.com @damienmcferran.bsky.social Have you seen this? Of all the GenAi slops you've ever seen, this is the sloppest of them all www.kickstarter.com/projects/the...
kickstarter.com
Coming soon: Journey to the Emerald City
A story-led interactive adventure containing a beautifully illustrated book, cards, cipher disc, stickers and a map age 8+
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Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The amount of folk who don't realise this is ai slop is scary
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Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It might've been a good idea to have done this before announcing to the fucking world that they're abandoning physical media altogether?
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Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Walkers lightly flavoured crisps? As if anyone's ever said "these Walkers crisps have too much flavour" It's either a ploy to lay the groundwork into normalising cheaper production or to dominate shelf space with endless varieties of the same thing at the expense of competitors
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Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How, in the name of FUCK, is this newsworthy? IGN are on the block list. Again
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Chris de Blerp @lawlorc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It might have taken my entire break to find this pic again, but it was worth it
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Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Modern gaming is FAAAAAANTASTIC!
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Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Which Police force do we all have to contact, en masse, to report the boat knifing crime too? It appears the police don't know about it, despite it being videoed Seems like a pretty clear cut case (no pun intended)
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Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If I have 'legitimate concerns' about Nazis, it isn't a crime to 'fuck them up', is it?
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Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Is it, perhaps, because nobody wants to touch him for any other roles?
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 22/09/2026
microsoft have essentially bought up and bulldozed almost an entire american arts industry as a half-hearted distraction from their main project of trying to monopolise and rent-seek global digital infrastructure and military contracts
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Mister Stu @phorenzik.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A genuinely great film and in another decade, we'll look back at it and see just how accurate most of it was
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Dave Jones @popzeus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just in case you were still in any doubt as to whether he was in the wrong
Jeremy Clarkson defends Ed Sheeran amid major controversy
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Eamonn-Forde @eamonn-forde.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh, Viz.
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