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@kpjordan.bsky.social
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My mom thinks I’m an exceptional young man.

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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 5m
I love how in the movies, guys who have been alcoholics for 30 years just need a pot of black coffee to get their lives on track.
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Has OpenAI changed its name to OpenSI yet? Someone tell Todd Blanche ASAP
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Generals are being fired en masse because they are the last line of defense if Trump wants to use a nuke or refuses to leave office.
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tune into MSNOW for the latest from Joe Dirt on A.I. concerns.
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pretty tough to take Hawley’s questioning of Jack Smith seriously
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Josh Hawley Running Coward
ALT: Josh Hawley Running Coward
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Darline Graham could not be further out of her league.
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We could leave Iran today. Gas prices would come down. Order would be restored. But Trump can’t admit defeat.
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I just spent $114 on 2 bags of groceries. Like, normal groceries. I once had a goal of retiring early 😆😆
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
As someone who lived in Maine his entire life until earlier this year, I can tell you with near certainty that Susan Collins will win in November. I hope I’m wrong. But I’m not.
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Another shocker.
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“Mistakenly?” Seriously, NYT.
nytimes.com
Video: Videos Show ICE Agents Mistakenly Detaining U.S. Citizen
Federal immigration agents in Evanston, Ill., mistakenly detained a U.S. citizen, who was later released after he identified himself.
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If you start looking at all of his outlandish actions (arch, press ban, etc.) as distractions, it all makes sense.
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Weird that the guy saying we’ve never been stronger economically is constantly blaming Biden for the shitty economy.
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I just re-read “In the Garden of Beasts” by Erik Larson, and I’ll be damned, 1930s Germany is eerily similar to 2026 USA.
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Echocardiogram showed his heart murmur is not a concern and we’re all very happy about it.
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The FCC blocked Talarico’s interview on ABC, allegedly because Paxton wasn’t given the same opportunity. But it’s ok to shut the door on outlets that criticize the president. Makes total sense and is completely consistent.
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I thought he died like 20 years ago
apple.news
Comedian Carrot Top hospitalized and recovering, representative says — NBC News
The 61-year-old comedian is receiving care and support, his representative said, without disclosing the reason for his hospitalization.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We really have to consider the possibility that we elected the dumbest motherfucker in America. Twice. Do better, people.
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Kennedy Center is Trump’s latest r*pe victim. He’s been told “no” over and over and won’t stop until it’s destroyed.
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Pretty tough to imagine a better 2028 ticket than Mark Kelly / Jon Ossoff. My opinion.
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Kash Patel’s dream cruise.
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I support mass deportation. Of white ladies wearing crosses around their necks.
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Maybe the plan was to create a fuel shortage before the midterms so no one can get out to vote?
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
At the risk of sounding dumb - there are many saying A.I. fears are overblown because we can just “flip a switch” and cut off the power source. Can A.I. not train itself to tap into other power sources that we can’t so readily control?
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So I can bang a horse, claim I was forced into it, and become an FBI agent? All my dreams are coming true.
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’m guessing I have roughly the same reaction to seeing a cross around someone’s neck to what Germans felt when they saw swastika patches in the mid-1930s.
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I take comfort in knowing AI will do a much better job of running the planet.
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Helpful advice.
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Honoring 9/11 victims, slumped over and nodding off on camera. What a fucking disgrace to us all.
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Well, he woke up this morning. Wasted my birthday wish.
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
So I guess the media has given up on the case of the missing senator?
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
apple.news
South Park changes name to South America in response to Trump changes — Guardian US
Satirical program’s new title is ‘inspired by bravery and patriotism’ of Apple and Google, who capitulated to Trump’s requests to change Lake Ontario to ‘Lake America’
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This midterm MUST be so overwhelming that there’s no argument.
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I miss kindness.
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Turns out your lifted diesel pickup doesn’t run too well on liberal tears.
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Glad he’s finally focusing on what’s important.
apple.news
Trump signs order to rename Lake Ontario 'Lake America' amid Canada trade war — CNBC
President Donald Trump signed an executive order that he said will "immediately" change the name of Lake Ontario to "Lake America."
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Silly question - didn’t SCOTUS rule that Trump can’t unilaterally impose tariffs? Isn’t that exactly what he’s doing to Canada?
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The very best part of sobriety is normal, predictable poops.
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
To be clear - tariffs were a laundering operation to pay off big corporations with our money.
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Trixie made an enormous friend this weekend.
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Jeffries must go. Unacceptable.
nytimes.com
Jeffries and Kushner Meet Privately as Midterm Attacks Fly
President Trump’s son-in-law and the man in line to be speaker of a Democratic-led House discussed how Democrats and the administration could work together.
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Every day I wake up wondering how it’s possible that an adjudicated rapist and child molester is making decisions about our entire country’s fate.
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The pettiness of slapping tariffs on hockey sticks is so embarrassing
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Need more evidence that universal healthcare is needed in the U.S.?
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Now I know why Trump loves RFK, Jr - he’s making everyone shit their pants so we don’t notice the president’s incontinence.
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Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This really is perfect.
apple.news
North Korea fires barrage of missiles toward the sea after dismissing overture from Trump — The Associated Press
North Korea launched a barrage of ballistic missiles toward the sea, South Korea’s military said, a day after the North shrugged off a U.S. decision to scale back military drills with South Korea.
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