Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 5mI love how in the movies, guys who have been alcoholics for 30 years just need a pot of black coffee to get their lives on track. 010
Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Has OpenAI changed its name to OpenSI yet? Someone tell Todd Blanche ASAP 000
Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Generals are being fired en masse because they are the last line of defense if Trump wants to use a nuke or refuses to leave office. 000
Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Tune into MSNOW for the latest from Joe Dirt on A.I. concerns. 000
Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Pretty tough to take Hawley’s questioning of Jack Smith seriouslystatic.klipy.comJosh Hawley Running CowardALT: Josh Hawley Running Coward 030
Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Darline Graham could not be further out of her league. 030
Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026We could leave Iran today. Gas prices would come down. Order would be restored. But Trump can’t admit defeat. 010
Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I just spent $114 on 2 bags of groceries. Like, normal groceries. I once had a goal of retiring early 😆😆 000
Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026As someone who lived in Maine his entire life until earlier this year, I can tell you with near certainty that Susan Collins will win in November. I hope I’m wrong. But I’m not. 000
Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026“Mistakenly?” Seriously, NYT.nytimes.comVideo: Videos Show ICE Agents Mistakenly Detaining U.S. CitizenFederal immigration agents in Evanston, Ill., mistakenly detained a U.S. citizen, who was later released after he identified himself. 001
Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026If you start looking at all of his outlandish actions (arch, press ban, etc.) as distractions, it all makes sense. 000
Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Weird that the guy saying we’ve never been stronger economically is constantly blaming Biden for the shitty economy. 001
Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I just re-read “In the Garden of Beasts” by Erik Larson, and I’ll be damned, 1930s Germany is eerily similar to 2026 USA. 000
Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Echocardiogram showed his heart murmur is not a concern and we’re all very happy about it. 020
Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The FCC blocked Talarico’s interview on ABC, allegedly because Paxton wasn’t given the same opportunity. But it’s ok to shut the door on outlets that criticize the president. Makes total sense and is completely consistent. 000
Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I thought he died like 20 years agoapple.newsComedian Carrot Top hospitalized and recovering, representative says — NBC NewsThe 61-year-old comedian is receiving care and support, his representative said, without disclosing the reason for his hospitalization. 000
Reposted by Made in MaineAngry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026We really have to consider the possibility that we elected the dumbest motherfucker in America. Twice. Do better, people. 69862451283
Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The Kennedy Center is Trump’s latest r*pe victim. He’s been told “no” over and over and won’t stop until it’s destroyed. 022
Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Pretty tough to imagine a better 2028 ticket than Mark Kelly / Jon Ossoff. My opinion. 000
Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I support mass deportation. Of white ladies wearing crosses around their necks. 000
Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Maybe the plan was to create a fuel shortage before the midterms so no one can get out to vote? 000
Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026At the risk of sounding dumb - there are many saying A.I. fears are overblown because we can just “flip a switch” and cut off the power source. Can A.I. not train itself to tap into other power sources that we can’t so readily control? 000
Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026So I can bang a horse, claim I was forced into it, and become an FBI agent? All my dreams are coming true. 000
Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I’m guessing I have roughly the same reaction to seeing a cross around someone’s neck to what Germans felt when they saw swastika patches in the mid-1930s. 000
Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I take comfort in knowing AI will do a much better job of running the planet. 000
Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Honoring 9/11 victims, slumped over and nodding off on camera. What a fucking disgrace to us all. 011
Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Well, he woke up this morning. Wasted my birthday wish. 000
Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026So I guess the media has given up on the case of the missing senator? 021
Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026apple.newsSouth Park changes name to South America in response to Trump changes — Guardian USSatirical program’s new title is ‘inspired by bravery and patriotism’ of Apple and Google, who capitulated to Trump’s requests to change Lake Ontario to ‘Lake America’ 001
Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026This midterm MUST be so overwhelming that there’s no argument. 020
Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Turns out your lifted diesel pickup doesn’t run too well on liberal tears. 000
Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Glad he’s finally focusing on what’s important.apple.newsTrump signs order to rename Lake Ontario 'Lake America' amid Canada trade war — CNBCPresident Donald Trump signed an executive order that he said will "immediately" change the name of Lake Ontario to "Lake America." 100
Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Silly question - didn’t SCOTUS rule that Trump can’t unilaterally impose tariffs? Isn’t that exactly what he’s doing to Canada? 010
Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026The very best part of sobriety is normal, predictable poops. 000
Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026To be clear - tariffs were a laundering operation to pay off big corporations with our money. 021
Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Jeffries must go. Unacceptable.nytimes.comJeffries and Kushner Meet Privately as Midterm Attacks FlyPresident Trump’s son-in-law and the man in line to be speaker of a Democratic-led House discussed how Democrats and the administration could work together. 052
Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Every day I wake up wondering how it’s possible that an adjudicated rapist and child molester is making decisions about our entire country’s fate. 000
Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 23/08/2026The pettiness of slapping tariffs on hockey sticks is so embarrassing 000
Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Need more evidence that universal healthcare is needed in the U.S.? 000
Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Now I know why Trump loves RFK, Jr - he’s making everyone shit their pants so we don’t notice the president’s incontinence. 000
Made in Maine @kpjordan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026This really is perfect.apple.newsNorth Korea fires barrage of missiles toward the sea after dismissing overture from Trump — The Associated PressNorth Korea launched a barrage of ballistic missiles toward the sea, South Korea’s military said, a day after the North shrugged off a U.S. decision to scale back military drills with South Korea. 000