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PhoneCommander @phonecommander.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

@edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social This is the actual tagline on FBI recruitment materials. if you’re wondering why allowing sheep fuckers is suddenly an issue.

White text on a black background that reads “special is what you are. Agent is what you’ll become”

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PhoneCommander @phonecommander.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

*Zlatan* is speechless about this game???

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PhoneCommander @phonecommander.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

THE STRANGERS: CHAPTER 2 @ #fantasticfest starts with how many people were killed by strangers. This cheap attempt to stoke fear is insulting: almost all women are killed by men they know. In my home of DC, false fears of crime are the reason we’re occupied by national guard and federal police.

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PhoneCommander @phonecommander.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

If Donald Trump wanted to get DC residents on his side, he would have announced a campaign against the biggest threat to the district: Maryland Drivers. @dennycarter.bsky.social @superspookyooky.bsky.social

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Spooky Nerd 🎃🥂💀 @superspookyooky.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

Look at this bombed-out hellhole we supposedly call Washington, DC. ABSOLUTE ANARCHY. #handsoffdc #gohomefascists

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PhoneCommander @phonecommander.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

Note to resorts outside the US that cater to Americans: you don’t need to play the soft rock hits of the 90s just for us. Play local music! We can’t understand the language anyways! It’s way more distracting to look up from your drink and go, “Is this fucking Fountains of Wayne?”

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PhoneCommander @phonecommander.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

The only time my haterade truly flows is during the #Charitibundibowl, where I donate $41.14 in honor of Ted Ginn Jr having his ankle sprained by his own teammate. @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social

A donation of $42.23 ($41.14+processing) to New American Pathways

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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

Once when I was visiting from college, my dad was supposed to pick me up from the airport. Instead he sent his friend to get me, a friend who was drinking in the airport. I only realized this on the way home; then I was trapped in a car with a drunk driver. America feels like that, right now.

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PhoneCommander @phonecommander.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

@overlookfilmfest.bsky.social Film 1: Orang Ikan: a fun but silly WW2 monster film that blew its monster load too fast. Why @briancgrubb.bsky.social would like it: - “We’re not so different, are we?” - Disassembling a bomb with a flare gun - Monster vs Crocodile!

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PhoneCommander @phonecommander.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

I believe my work this week will be documented as “suck it assclown.” No really, people have *actual* work to do. More so now that you indiscriminately (and likely illegally) fired a bunch of people. So let’s waste more time writing “what I did on my summer vacation” reports.

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PhoneCommander @phonecommander.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Love a flyover at a dome. Hope those pilots got some sweet flight hours out of it.

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PhoneCommander @phonecommander.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

For those in federal service: does your agency/office have a data access and dissemination policy? What happens if someone comes in and asks for full access to your unique data source? If you’re not sure, then you have work to do tomorrow. @jamellebouie.net @dburbach.bsky.social

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Josie Duffy Rice @jduffyrice.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

this administration is just more proof of my number one Rule to Live By - you can't give dorks power

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PhoneCommander @phonecommander.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

The US Navy’s Sailors Creed ends with “I am committed to excellence and the fair treatment of all.” It’s probably important to remind people of that.

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PhoneCommander @phonecommander.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Fun day of tracking down enlisted and explaining that they’re probably not getting paid for at least a month. Pointing them towards resources. Explaining to civilian leadership that you can’t leave vague instructions like “take care of problems.”

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PhoneCommander @phonecommander.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Certainly less thematically appropriate locations to be reading Lonesome Dove (recommendation from the folks @glasscannonnetwork.bsky.social )

A view of Yosemite’s Half Dome, a giant l, imposing face of sheer granite. The mountain face is seen through a rustic window, a stone column to the right and a lamp on the left.

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PhoneCommander @phonecommander.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Passing through the football field long PenFed tunnel at Dulles, filled with the incessant blaring of the credit union’s jingle, was deemed too cruel for CIA black sites

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