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Phokal

@phokal.bsky.social
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Likes Games (Video/Board/Card) and Nachos. ICQ -> Now. Weary, Old, He/Him. Fan of stuff like Waypoint/RemapRadio, Giant Bomb, and chatting about video games.

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Nick Suttner @nsuttner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I gave Braid an A+ back in my press days. I spent 100s of hours working on The Witness at PlayStation, fighting for it, getting it into conferences, and being Jon's personal wrangler. I even coined "Metroidbrainia" after it. I will not be buying Order of the Sinking Star, and neither should you.
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Phokal @phokal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There are very, very few studios I'd trust to try and pull this off and this is one of them.
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Phokal @phokal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
ooooh fuuuuck this (complimentary)
Steam feature list includes "Turn off your bodycam to unlock tactical options and special dialogue choices."
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JK @miniver.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I remain disoriented about what we in the ordinary public should do (does the penny he gets if I watch one of his video essays matter?) or what he should do (I have no idea) but this piece is the best I have seen on The Discourse not taking the wrong we know about sufficiently seriously
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What the fuck are we doing with Jacob Geller? | Lola Sebastian
On September 30, 2026, just days after the 2024 Cornell University rape controversy dominated the news cycle, it was substantiated that vide
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Phokal @phokal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger's Terminator Smile
Alt: Old Arnold Schwarzenegger's Terminator Smile. Looks pained, unnatural, and he's got work to do. Again. and Again. and Again.
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Anthony Moser @anthonymoser.com · 08/10/2026
it's good to see this laid out clearly, but i'm once again going to point to Peter Naur's 1985 essay "Programming as Theory Building"
The present discussion is a contribution to the understanding of what programming is. It suggests that programming properly should be regarded as an activity by which the programmers form or achieve a certain kind of insight, a theory, of the matters at hand. This suggestion is in contrast to what appears to be a more common notion, that programming should be regarded as a production of a program and certain other texts.
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Phokal @phokal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Begun the epic leaderboard has
Phokal beats maclunkie in the first arcade event. I must be naturally talented to do so in my first attempt!
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Phokal @phokal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don’t get it but also I get it
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Phokal @phokal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Try to send an epic ping (or gimme your epic name) and I’ll try to boot it for a race tonight
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Phokal @phokal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Found, but I should be Phokal on epic, too. Since I snagged racer on ps5, there's little chance the steam friends stuff will show up, but I *am* curious if Epic Friends can... (beyond PSN friends, which would definitely work).
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Phokal @phokal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You gotta leave it at the top of your inbox for someone to crawl-walk over and hack into!
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Double Fine @doublefine.com · 06/10/2026
😂
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PraiseTheSun🌅 @praisethe-sun.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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mcc @dryad.technology · 04/10/2026
Have you noticed, lately, or noticed people around you commenting, that there just seems to be no money anymore. There's no money for companies to make the tv shows you like, the video games you like, the local diner you like shut down, no one you know can find a job. Think about that in context of
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Phokal @phokal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Everybody does it differently. No one explains how they do it. Especially before launch….
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Phokal @phokal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
try sending something to Phokal and i'll see what service it hits as incoming. I've got it up on PS5 but I wonder if it uses Epic MP servers?
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Phokal @phokal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
But, weirdly and key, those performers were great in other stuff like daredevil. To be a fly on the wall and know what happened…
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Phokal @phokal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A highlight was a fight against the sand snakes, as if they’d hired people that couldn’t fight. But they were all super talented stunt women. It was something else (direction, prep, something) that broke, and kept breaking from then on.
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Phokal @phokal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Maybe I was simply enamored by Pedro pascal but s4 was still pretty good. And I think it was more than just the writing. Scenes, shots, and stunts are started to look bad. Off putting.
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Phokal @phokal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's the basic answer but Game of Thrones, though I'd pin the fall-off a little earlier than "the last season". The stuff in Dorne (s5?6?) was badly staged and shot in a way I didn't have the vocabulary to express, but it's still burned into my mind. The rest of the show soon caught 'down' similarly
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Phokal @phokal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Calvin and Hobbes
Mom: “life could be worse Calvin.”
Calvin: “life could be a lot better, too!”
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Phokal @phokal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The steam machine in desktop mode with ublock origin has helped with YouTube, too. Podcasts are where I get hit most. I can’t sub to everyone and the free versions have randomly inserted ads…
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Phokal @phokal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Few enough they still jump scare me. I turned off the advanced option in discord to remove them. I mark to block any in YouTube if they do show up, and I end up paying for shows, music, etc to try and avoid ads at all. iTunes, Apple Music, Blu-ray’s, etc.
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Phokal @phokal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not throwing in a shiny card you might want to play with feels bad. The cost of printing can’t be most of the reason vs. the desire to have someone buy more packs (or singles) they could have otherwise rolled ‘for free’ while opening these. Really looks like asking collectors to subsidize the rest
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Phokal @phokal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's a good idea and I'd totally pick up that new SNK if it weren't for SNK's publisher.
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Phokal @phokal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh yea, the switch 2 is riding on the switch 1's success and that it has a nvidia chip and can do dlss is as modern as you get. And I was being a bit tongue in cheek about gamecubes as a unit of measurement. That was kinda the beginning of this discourse and divergence in business strategy
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Phokal @phokal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I see the article specifically calls out all of this.... I'll just go walk out into space.
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John Shepard: I Should Be Going - Mass Effect
Alt: John Shepard: I Should Be Going - Mass Effect Just gonna click this and walk out into space...
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Phokal @phokal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
oooo, also, the playdate.
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Phokal @phokal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This sounds near the Nintendo strategy. The Wii being two gamecubes taped together. The WiiU being 4 gamecubes. The Switch being "a cellphone but, like, from awhile ago" That, and every tiny team making something on Steam that runs on a "system requirements? windows?" PC.
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Phokal @phokal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wicked sick
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Phokal @phokal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
they should bring it back
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Phokal @phokal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the most "bruh?" ever earned
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Phokal @phokal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was already priced out of collector boosters but this still seems wild. Just how much are they going to squeeze their biggest fans?
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 05/10/2026
no....no!!!!!
lowly worm is now driving the trolley problem trolley :(
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
moby dick the sperm whale with a speech bubble
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Phokal @phokal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Smart man
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Phokal @phokal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I just missed the toothbrush with my toothpaste so that’s how this morning is going
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Phokal @phokal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That’s the one. It’s been awhile!
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Phokal @phokal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They want to make a popcorn bucket pair
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Phokal @phokal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s not my scene but I like seeing stuff like that come across my timeline. Just gives me a sense of things I’m not familiar with; an extremely limited expanded view
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Phokal @phokal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
lol I think similarly that reminds me of Aeon Flux.
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Phokal @phokal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’ve got to wait until tomorrow! 🪦
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Phokal @phokal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
- The whale from Dumbo was menacing as hell (huh is this why I like cosmic horror now…) - Dark crystal. All of it? - flipping to my first anime, thinking it was a kid’s cartoon, and within a minute watching vegeta disintegrate an old man alien.
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Phokal @phokal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ooo first is vague but I remember: - some scene in V where the human dies in a tube and their skin peels away to show a reptile underneath. - some Ewoks tv show where the kid reaches into a tree and his arm is chewed off - brave little toaster when the vacuum chews on his own cord and almost dies
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Phokal @phokal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No, you are right about this. I also don’t remember specifics but it had a lot of disturbing imagery.
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Phokal @phokal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me, but with a *Large* iced coffee with coffee jellies inside.
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Phokal @phokal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
…I can’t tell if you like it or hate it…
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Phokal @phokal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No one can claim to know if his attempt at redemption is internally genuine, but in a hypothetical if it were, what happens next? This uncomfortable essay is worth digesting, not for any certainty provided but solidly questioning if “we” believe redemption is possible, allowed, or incentivized.
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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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Phokal @phokal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Are we really going to get both Midnight Suns and Z-com as deeply great playing but deeply technically flawed games that never get patches?! Cursed! Cursed, I tell you!
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