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Captain Phoenix Axewave, Et Al

@phoenix.axewave.net
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Plural. Trans/Enby. Neurodivergent. Part of a DID system. Humanist. Humanoid Kintsugi. Multi-hyphenate. Multipotentialite. Autodidact. Purple punk. They/Them/It/y’all Interests: music, games, tech, toys, fashion. Learning electric guitar! 🎸

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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 01/10/2026
waking up every day in 2026 like:
a construction sign on the side of the highway that says "IT'S COMING IT'S BAD"
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a beetle is on the phone in his house. He says, “hey man— for the party tonight… don’t bring any poop.” Panel 2: on the other end of the call is a dung beetle. He responds, “really? You sure?” Panel 3: shrugging towards another dung beetle, the first dung beetle says, “he says they’re good on poop.” Somewhat incredulous, the second dung beetle says, “I just rolled it!” He is leaning against a mostly out of frame huge ball of poop.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 30/09/2026
Here’s the bigger ask I mentioned: I owe $6k in back rent. I’ve been selling my limited belongings to reduce the number but it is slow going and I can’t hope to cover it all, especially not in the short time I have. I have enough to cover October rent and little more. More details below.
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Captain Phoenix Axewave, Et Al @phoenix.axewave.net · 30/09/2026
In case you’re wondering about other movies in this genre: the first other one I can think of is UHF. I’m sure there are plenty of others, though!
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Captain Phoenix Axewave, Et Al @phoenix.axewave.net · 30/09/2026
Ah yes, one of my favorite movie genres: weirdo outsider comes to town, teaches people to love themselves and respect differences, and ruins a rich person’s life.
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smolgrape | kinda hiatus @smolgrape.com · 31/03/2026
you should treat a trans person today
"stop using anti transgender language"

instead of "thank you", say "here is $20"
instead of "hey can you grab the door",  say "do you want me to send you money"
instead of "have a good day at work", say "here is $20" 
instead of "how was your day", say "have $20"
instead of "good morning", say "let me give you money"
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Captain Phoenix Axewave, Et Al @phoenix.axewave.net · 30/09/2026
"i miss hanging out with you..." "We hung out yesterday!" "no, you hung out with... idk, what kind of mood were they in, happy and enthusiastic? you hung out with Rad, probably. I haven't seen you in months."
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Captain Phoenix Axewave, Et Al @phoenix.axewave.net · 30/09/2026
oh my gosh i love this so much.
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✨Amethyst 🔮✨ @amethystcrystals.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I'll probably make one of these for myself if I ever experience frequent switching :D
Heading: "Stop Using Anti-Fronter Language"

The columns are "Instead of:" (on the left) and "Say:" (on the right)

The rows are:

Where's Ness? :( -> There's Herald! :)

Where's Herald? :( -> There's Ness! :)

Where's Herald and Ness? :( -> There's an alter I haven't seen in a while! :)

Where's all the alters I know? :( -> There's a new friend! :)
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Ness 🟡⚪🟣⚫ @nesstheenby.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I saw something that was like "I would be so relieved if I got possessed, like, you take over bud it's bad in here" and I wish to nonviolently and in full accordance with Bluesky's terms of service punt whoever said that out a third story window
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Captain Phoenix Axewave, Et Al @phoenix.axewave.net · 29/09/2026
Land of the free* (*with purchase of greater value.)
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Captain Phoenix Axewave, Et Al @phoenix.axewave.net · 28/09/2026
Awwww. Totes adorbs!!!
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Captain Phoenix Axewave, Et Al @phoenix.axewave.net · 28/09/2026
But it is still a paradox!! If you were becoming a jerk, you wouldn’t worry about it because you wouldn’t care about anyone else’s feelings. Like jerks do.
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🏳️‍⚧️Mel💜they/them🏳️‍⚧️ @meltheparadox.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
People who identify as non-binary typically do not experience gender as just male or female. They identify their gender as somewhere between or even outside the binary. This means different things to each person - the best way to understand when someone is non-binary is to ask what it means to them.
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Kelly ♡☆ @kellygoround.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
there's a like in your notifications from an account with a profile picture that feels familiar but you don't know why. you click. their entire feed consists of things you typed up but deleted before sending. they have tens of thousands of followers but they're only following one person and it's you
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Captain Phoenix Axewave, Et Al @phoenix.axewave.net · 28/09/2026
Are you genuinely trying to call us out here? 😅 Horror story for singlets, but just another day for systems. 🫣😅
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Captain Phoenix Axewave, Et Al @phoenix.axewave.net · 28/09/2026
Government should not be run like a business! It should be run like a service that is allergic to money and desperately trying to help as many people as possible.
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Captain Phoenix Axewave, Et Al @phoenix.axewave.net · 28/09/2026
Government should not be run like a business! It should be run like a service that is allergic to money and desperately trying to help as many people as possible.
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Captain Phoenix Axewave, Et Al @phoenix.axewave.net · 28/09/2026
No, we haven’t.
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Captain Phoenix Axewave, Et Al @phoenix.axewave.net · 28/09/2026
Nahhhhhhhh
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Captain Phoenix Axewave, Et Al @phoenix.axewave.net · 28/09/2026
🫂🫂
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Sable, Final Girl 🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
getting hot trans women to degrade you on the Internet for free by posting a dumbass take is wage theft btw
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a Legion of Rats 🐀 🤍💜🖤 🎃 @mousegirlslice.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Iam genuinly less concerned about AI becoming more like people then i am about people becoming more like AI.
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Captain Phoenix Axewave, Et Al @phoenix.axewave.net · 25/09/2026
Oh, I wouldn’t say I’m genderless. Just not any of the listed options. “Secret third thing.”
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Captain Phoenix Axewave, Et Al @phoenix.axewave.net · 25/09/2026
“Are you a boy or a girl?” “Nah.” “Uhh, what gender are you?” “Local cryptid.” “No, I mean, what’s in your pants?” “Chaos.”
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James Asmus @jamesasmus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey comics artists: a new all-timer character design just dropped.
I honestly don't know how to explain.  Fascinating little powerhouse of a guy with truly unique hair / beard hyper-stylized combo
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Captain Phoenix Axewave, Et Al @phoenix.axewave.net · 25/09/2026
Pretty sure my workplace is not OSHA complaint (I work from home)
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Captain Phoenix Axewave, Et Al @phoenix.axewave.net · 25/09/2026
Isn’t this the guy who proudly announced that he doesn’t even know his own phone number or where he lives?
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Captain Phoenix Axewave, Et Al @phoenix.axewave.net · 25/09/2026
People hate it but we’re all too isolated to organize and stop it. If we could do that, it’d be over in a flash. This shit is deeply unpopular.
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Command Zoe🔜PAX Unplugged @commandzoe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wow its so crazy how this only seems to happen to trans people and not the side wishing LITERAL GENOCIDE on us. #freethebugs is back ig. Let my friend out of mod jail. This is so ridiculous.
a discord screenshot of bugs showing they got suspended again
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Captain Phoenix Axewave, Et Al @phoenix.axewave.net · 24/09/2026
Same, but I played it on an actual Dreamcast and thought there was something wrong with the disc. 🫣
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StopSkeletonsFromFighting @stopskeletons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'll never understand why the title screen for Mr Driller goes INCREDIBLY HARD for six seconds and then never again
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Captain Phoenix Axewave, Et Al @phoenix.axewave.net · 24/09/2026
It’s truly fucked that it’s even listed on identification. It wasn’t always…
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Captain Phoenix Axewave, Et Al @phoenix.axewave.net · 24/09/2026
Ooh this is interesting. Following this development, may try migrating over.
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Captain Phoenix Axewave, Et Al @phoenix.axewave.net · 24/09/2026
So why the hell aren’t we bullying and shaming them en masse? The fuck is wrong with our side? this should be a simple layup, but the Dems just keep throwing airballs and most of the left can’t seem to collectively get out of bed.
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Captain Phoenix Axewave, Et Al @phoenix.axewave.net · 24/09/2026
The thing that just baffles me about the rise in fascism in our country is. They’re all so incompetent and honestly very uncool. Like, they don’t make any of this look cool, they just come across as completely idiotic DORK-ASS LOSERS, and their plans just don’t seem to work. If there even is a plan.
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Captain Phoenix Axewave, Et Al @phoenix.axewave.net · 24/09/2026
Today, I’m talking about you, Absolum: Nintendo switch 2 edition. Your game is really cool but look at this crap! I know Nintendoprobsblt requires the disclaimers, but if you’re making a physical switch 2 game: spend a little bit more and make alternate art on the inside of the cover, please.
Box for Absolum: Nintendo switch 2 edition. The set is maybe half of the cover and it has giant logos, disclaimers, publisher logos, and a spot that shows that it includes a soundtrack.
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Captain Phoenix Axewave, Et Al @phoenix.axewave.net · 24/09/2026
I don’t know if this is a hot take, but switch 2 games have some of the absolute ugliest box art ever, especially if it’s a “switch 2 edition” or a key card? They have to put all those disclaimers on the bottom of the box art. But then sometimes they do other shit too and have giant publisher logos
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Ness 🟡⚪🟣⚫ @nesstheenby.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Discord is being very brave and disrespectful for a company in replacing distance www.nettosgameroom.com/2026/02/disc...
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Captain Phoenix Axewave, Et Al @phoenix.axewave.net · 24/09/2026
Would have loved to have been privileged enough to be “radicalized by basic decency” but trying to be kind just got us further into the position to be broken again.
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Captain Phoenix Axewave, Et Al @phoenix.axewave.net · 24/09/2026
Radicalized by being stomped on repeatedly and thoroughly broken by systems that do not serve the people required to prop them up.
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Captain Phoenix Axewave, Et Al @phoenix.axewave.net · 24/09/2026
Remember when they used to fear Infer that if folks tolerated gay people, trans folks, that it would be a slippery slope to pedophilia and bestiality? And now America has a pedo president and the head of the fbi just defended goat fucking to Congress. What a world we live in, huh?
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Captain Phoenix Axewave, Et Al @phoenix.axewave.net · 23/09/2026
Well, I mean.. they might be, like… enjoying things, having a fun time? Can’t have that!
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Juni! 🥰 @literallyjustadog.online · 23/09/2026
HELL YEAH! WE NEED MORE FURRY PILOTS! ADD BRAND APPROPRIATE EARS AND TAILS TO THE UNIFORMS! LETS GOOOOO
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Captain Phoenix Axewave, Et Al @phoenix.axewave.net · 23/09/2026
Jesus fuck
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Juni! 🥰 @literallyjustadog.online · 23/09/2026
letting yourself be into things you used to feel shame or confusion about is kind of fucking cool actually
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Captain Phoenix Axewave, Et Al @phoenix.axewave.net · 22/09/2026
I wonder if they have a list of how many of them fucked their dogs
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Captain Phoenix Axewave, Et Al @phoenix.axewave.net · 22/09/2026
You’re not going to believe this…
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TAHK0 @tahk0.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
sega canceling sonic? that’d be like if microsoft didn’t know what to do with halo, laid off a bunch of people, and gave it to activision
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