we want'n ornj @phnelt.bsky.social · 20/05/2026do we think he's just getting quote tattoos of things off has said to him 2100
Reposted by we want'n ornjEl 🦋🌸@ NEW BL NOVEL OUT NOW!!!📌 @fereael.bsky.social · 02/04/2026🐰WangXian Fic Rec of the Day🐰 Love Is More Than Telling Me You Want It by @phnelt.bsky.social Podfic by @auntieiroh.bsky.social EKNJWK THIS FIC WENFNEWJ THIS FIC ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATED ME IN THE BEST WAY ENKWF😤😤😤😤 Fic: archiveofourown.org/works/235477... Podfic: archiveofourown.org/works/797779... 2211
we want'n ornj @phnelt.bsky.social · 07/03/2026guys pharmacy got medicine in... fingers in mouth monday face in bowl tuesday needles in head wednesday jaw pain arm tinglies thursday ACTUAL MEDICINE FRIDAY FUCK YEAH. 9 days and i can kind of function now yay 2210
we want'n ornj @phnelt.bsky.social · 06/03/2026i do a little want people who liked hr to watch shoresy... just experience a bit more of the range jacob tierney has... see the chirps... 2131
we want'n ornj @phnelt.bsky.social · 05/03/2026fingers in my mouth monday face in the bowl tuesday needles in the head wednesday 050
we want'n ornj @phnelt.bsky.social · 05/03/2026this is a vaguepost about f1 but i does apply generally, which is when there's a guy with a reputation for being hostile and angry, having the people he respects and likes say that he's a nice guy, actually!! is not convincing. world is full of men who are nice to the people they like being nice to 090
we want'n ornj @phnelt.bsky.social · 04/03/2026i have discovered that sticking my face in a bowl of ice water does help so now every hour or so i go hunch over the big mixing bowl on the floor of the bathroom. dignity. always dignity. 2210
we want'n ornj @phnelt.bsky.social · 03/03/2026migraine for four days so i went for a massage. forgot this guy is an osteopath too? so he did a bunch of weird body rotation stuff and then when none of that was working he was like hey can i put my finger in your mouth. like sure whatever life is already so weird. sadly didn't work 1200
we want'n ornj @phnelt.bsky.social · 23/02/2026genuinely peak comfort food. slam some sriracha in there and all worries melt away 010
Reposted by we want'n ornjkakikaeru @kakikaeru.bsky.social · 19/02/2026I'm not sure if this is the consolation prize she wanted, but Kaori Sakamoto will always be famous for fostering a period of excellence, grace, and good sportsmanship in women's figure skating, something it was severely lacking. Thank you Kaori, figure skating is better for having you. ❤️ 14311
we want'n ornj @phnelt.bsky.social · 16/02/2026😭 i know i should i just always forget that 3 forks is not enough forks and then im in extremis and then i forget again 130
we want'n ornj @phnelt.bsky.social · 16/02/2026chopstick and knife carried me yeah and then it worked out. i had a similar experience which is that i was living w two forks and a friend showed up one day with a bag full of cutlery and was like i picked these out at the goodwill please just please take them 010
Reposted by we want'n ornjshaa 👩❤️💋👩 @willesluv.bsky.social · 15/02/2026LEGO CARRYING FOURTH OFF THE STAGE TODAY HELP ME 097
we want'n ornj @phnelt.bsky.social · 15/02/2026oh i could see that working.... easier to mix up the potato with the fixings potentially but i also do see some downsides in the structural integrity space 110
we want'n ornj @phnelt.bsky.social · 14/02/2026one of my worst habits is putting all of the forks in the dishwasher and then having to say things to myself like maybe i can eat this enchilada with chopsticks 6250
we want'n ornj @phnelt.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Get into f1 they said, learn lots of fun details about power trains and brake bias, they said. Reality: I've now learned the names of several Kardashians after years of working hard to know nothing 0140
Reposted by we want'n ornjCass @defractum.bsky.social · 07/02/2026FIC UPDATE: A Marriage of (In)convenience (2 / 8) Fake Marriage canon divergence This chapter: Ilya arrives!! archiveofourown.org/works/78672856 173
we want'n ornj @phnelt.bsky.social · 04/02/2026hes so insanely beautiful both times i saw him irl i was like cant be real 120
we want'n ornj @phnelt.bsky.social · 03/02/2026got reminded of a case of you by joni mitchell, started thinking about it, teared up. i wasn't even listening!!! the power that woman holds (and the kd lang version) 0120
Reposted by we want'n ornjying 🗡💫 @yingui.bsky.social · 23/01/2026our happily ever after. happy birthday lan wangji! 8438225
we want'n ornj @phnelt.bsky.social · 17/01/2026idk if you have a vpn but cbc gem has the competitions up 110
we want'n ornj @phnelt.bsky.social · 16/01/2026he's a timeless nymph let him do whatever he wants forever!!!!! 010
Reposted by we want'n ornjkakikaeru @kakikaeru.bsky.social · 16/01/2026They should say it, because it's true. provinceofcanada.com/products/mon...provinceofcanada.comMontreal Bagels Sweatshirt Royal - UnisexMontreal Bagels crewneck sweatshirt for men and women. Made in Canada with 80% cotton fleece. Oversized fit, vintage-inspired white silkscreen graphic. 043
we want'n ornj @phnelt.bsky.social · 15/01/2026i had to do a doctor intake and it was genai :(( lost my gold star 190
Reposted by we want'n ornjpumpkin spice slick @psikeval.bsky.social · 12/01/2026did someone say hockey romance 36423
Reposted by we want'n ornjthen i keep going 👻 @madsabouthugh.bsky.social · 11/01/2026i dont think im gonna make it 2153
we want'n ornj @phnelt.bsky.social · 11/01/2026when i moved out west i trained myself so hard to say cabin instead of cottage that i am now consistently misquoting heated rivalry when i try to make my little jokes. 'will youuuu come to the cabin with me no wait shit fuck' 2330
Reposted by we want'n ornjBee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Anyway, I decided that Ilya deserved to see Shane stoned again under (slightly) less stressful circumstances 3266
we want'n ornj @phnelt.bsky.social · 06/01/2026one of the perks of super bad eyesight is when i get one of thos eheadaches where focusing on anything makes me nauseous i can take off my glasses and voila. couldn't look at anything even if i tried 1130
Reposted by we want'n ornjCass @defractum.bsky.social · 04/01/2026I just remembered these cups that were real Russian merch for the 2014 Sochi Olympics and lmao hashtag Heated Rivalry I guess 191
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