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@bee-off-main.bsky.social
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Bee/cafecliche, the Bluesky edition. Fandom dabbler and nap enthusiast. Every hour is still Wei Wuxian Crying Hours. AO3: archiveofourown.org/users/cafeclich…

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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Omg happy Naptober everyone
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So @dcyiyou.bsky.social just informed me that the new MDZS extra resurrected my ‘LQR and the cat/nephew in law he never wanted’ agenda???
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Still rewatching Game of Thrones. This Daario downgrade is crazy
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Rewatching Game of Thrones with Cair. Really enjoying the tragicomedy of Stannis Baratheon this time around
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Does anyone ever think about the CQL Phoenix Mountain Camp Rock edit
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I’m past the peak of my Peter Parker mania but it always exists as a sleeper agent within me
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
It’s 76 degrees… drink in hand sitting in a breezy beer garden breathlessly explaining the WNBA All-Star weekend drama to Cair
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I see I am finally going to need to get off my ass and watch WHA
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Cair: Mamdani jumped in a pool in a suit? Me: skidding in from the kitchen: Mamdani did the mayoral inaugural swim???
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Damn… Rupert Giles really was in his late 30s in the first season of Buffy. He should’ve been at the club
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I love weddings 🥰
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
HALF-MAN… what the hell lads
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Oh hey by the way [whispers] I have a new book out!! You can now buy THRALL, a college campus vampire horror, in many places books are sold ❤️
Me holding up my book, THRALL, with a press-on nail that has matching fangs
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Nirvana in Fire’s Consort Jing
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I’m still here!!! I had a (joyous and necessary but rather strenuous) hysterectomy and recovery and then went straight into marketing my book that comes out a week from tomorrow, so I’ve been experiencing what scuba divers call “the bends”
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aiwen!🍃永不坠落的朝阳 @limgrave.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
oh the oscars are tonight. sinners sweep
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🥨 zoë 🥨 @zoenold.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
hi 🏹🦎 i made more things happen to matoba and natori in which matoba thinks about death in a village in the mountains and companionship in the face of what he foresees as a short life, but—no, he's not thinking about that, he doesn't have the time— read here! archiveofourown.org/works/81266586 :)
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I have never been much of a soda person but ginger ale has basically become my champagne while I’ve been recovering from surgery. Shane Hollander was literally right for drinking nothing but this
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Still thinking about The Glory. Moon Dong-eun and Joo Yeo-jeong are such all-timer heterosexuals to me
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I am officially without a uterus (AND without a big belly full of endometriosis) 😌😌😌 Currently recovering in the only way I know how: lots of TV and lots of naps
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cair @cairosene.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
nine inch snails
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Friends! My uterus is being served her eviction papers a week from Monday (yay!) and I need stuff to watch, books to read, and video games to play while I’m laid up afterwards. Any recommendations?
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Good afternoon. Rotating “we didn’t even kiss” in my mind again
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Have absolutely bewitched myself once again thinking about Ilya Rozanov Bostonisms
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Trinity Santos
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
François Arnaud get behind me
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Anyway, I decided that Ilya deserved to see Shane stoned again under (slightly) less stressful circumstances
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Ilya Rozanov on the MBTA
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
[staring into space] I think Ilya deserves to be monstrously overbearing next time Shane gets injured
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Tipsy off leftover bubbly rewatching the first episode of Yuri on Ice. I have never been more up
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
The Heated Rivalry effect: spam texters are starting to drop their articles just like Ilya Rozanov
A text reading “do you need part-time job?”
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rachel @stonefruits.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
it's here!! hold my hand as we speedrun through the roman republic's best, worst, most toxic relationship triangle. it's even a toxic relationship pentagon if you squint.
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the courtesan and the muse, or: persuasive oratory, incest allegations, and lady ox-eyes
a speedrun through my favorite toxic, disastrous relationship trio
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Watching Heated Rivalry again and I love that Ilya invites Shane to hook up for the second time right after Shane says something a little mean and catty
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Hudson Williams and Connor Storrie doing audio drama erotica together… welcome to North America, the BL industry
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chip eater lore @loreothy.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
happy new year ya filthy animals. here is my deranged aubrey/maturin fanfic where stephen makes himself completely miserable & crazed featuring 🐊 aftermath of The Bear Adventure from post captain 🐊 gorgeous catalonia 🐊 some pretty bad sex 🐊 a duet despite it all archiveofourown.org/works/76596391
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🥨 zoë 🥨 @zoenold.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
winter wobin ❄️ in oil pastel
an oil pastel painting of an american robin sitting amongst snow covered red berries. he has a red berry in his beak, of course!
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Having nap thoughts about Heated Rivalry. I fear it’s serious
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
I know they won’t do this but I wouldn’t be mad if Heated Rivalry gave us Stoned Shane once per season
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cair @cairosene.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
crimmas……
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Hercule Poirot is a Pokemon
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Listening to an older playlist on this plane and got walloped by all my Wei Ying songs
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Damn, Da Pitt Twitter fandom really hates Robby. I stand with my canceled wife
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Thanks to a few feverish all-day listening sessions back in May, my #1, #3, #4, and #5 Spotify Wrapped songs were all from the Andor season 2 soundtrack
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Moms will be like “do you want to hear about people dying horribly” and won’t wait for an answer
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🥨 zoë 🥨 @zoenold.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
family resemblances :) did you guys know that the arc where it’s revealed that matoba’s older sister is a ladykiller dyke is the same arc where it’s revealed that he has a sexy female persona who wears a floor length layered lacy black veil and a black dress that he dons when he’s doing covert work
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
I wish I had it in me to watch good movies on planes
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🥨 zoë 🥨 @zoenold.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
hi lol!!! i wrote a fic yesterday. teenage frenemies matoba seiji and natori shuuichi conducting semi-willing gecko youkai experiments. getting pestered in the name of science etc etc 3k / rated t archiveofourown.org/works/74299011
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Every nap from November to January is a devil’s nap. When you take a 3:00 nap in summer, it’s a decadent pre-dinner luxury and you have the whole night ahead of you. When you take a 3:00 nap in the winter, you wake up and it’s been 9:30 for five hours.
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Watched The Long Walk yesterday and I still have not recovered
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Bee @bee-off-main.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Doing my best to get quality sleep this October, but I can’t compete with the MVP
An incredibly content black cat in a sunbeam and blanket nest
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