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Rasmus Fløe

@phloe.co
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Front-end developer 🌐 Copenhagen, Denmark 🔗 phloe.co

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Rasmus Fløe @phloe.co · 23h
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Rasmus Fløe @phloe.co · 07/10/2026
Also... gtlds.fyi/wish/trump/f...
gtlds.fyi
I'd take fire.trump — gtlds.fyi
What name would you pick if this were available? fire.trump is on my 2026 gTLD wishlist.
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Rasmus Fløe @phloe.co · 07/10/2026
Here's the domain name for your blog on old school web dev/hacking: gtlds.fyi/wish/all/doc...
gtlds.fyi
I'd take document.all — gtlds.fyi
What name would you pick if this were available? document.all is on my 2026 gTLD wishlist.
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Rasmus Fløe @phloe.co · 07/10/2026
When you forget the term "callout" and instead write "Give the link more big click energy"...
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Rasmus Fløe @phloe.co · 06/10/2026
Thank you for this gift, Apple. Auto-updating the Mail app, and then requiring an import step that fails. Good job 👍
Screenshot of the auto-updated Apple Mail app failing an import step, blocking use of the app.
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Rasmus Fløe @phloe.co · 29/09/2026
AI slop grinds my gears as much as the next person... But human slop is worse.
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Rasmus Fløe @phloe.co · 29/09/2026
This.
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Rasmus Fløe @phloe.co · 24/09/2026
1. Ask "How much is a Story Point?" 2. Sit back 3. Enjoy 🍿 #frAgile
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Rasmus Fløe @phloe.co · 20/09/2026
"Stable Genius". It was right there all along 🤷
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Rasmus Fløe @phloe.co · 16/09/2026
Prayers being answered?! 🙌
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Patrick Brosset @patrickbrosset.com · 25/06/2026
What's missing from SVG on the web? 🔵 Styling external SVGs 🔵 SVG/CSS integration 🔵 Text layout 🔵 Performance 🔵 Better animations 🔵 Responsive sizing/scaling 🔵 Better reuse 🔵 Programmability and geometry ergonomics 🔵 Interoperability and evolution 🔵 Accessibility
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Patrick - What's missing from SVG
I asked around and analyzed a few different sources of developer signals on the topic of SVG, and here are the recurring themes I found.
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Rasmus Fløe @phloe.co · 09/09/2026
Apple Surface Duo!? 🤔
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Rasmus Fløe @phloe.co · 08/09/2026
People often complain that the EU regulate everything too much. I'm of the opposite opinion... www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IFV...
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216,000,000 Spy TVs | The LG Smart TV Problem
YouTube video by Gamers Nexus
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Rasmus Fløe @phloe.co · 03/09/2026
Designer herding with reverse psychology: Feigning interest in one design in order to get designers to choose the design you actually want. 😅
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Rasmus Fløe @phloe.co · 30/08/2026
This.
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Rasmus Fløe @phloe.co · 25/08/2026
To whoever decides who kicks the bucket: I'm sure there's another 80+ year old that should've been before this one...
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Rasmus Fløe @phloe.co · 20/08/2026
TypeScript is to JavaScript, as XHTML is to HTML. XHTML was abandoned bc it was brittle.
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Rasmus Fløe @phloe.co · 18/08/2026
Whenever I make something really cool involving SVG filters in one browser - it'll have some minor bug or performance hitch in a second browser. And in a third browser it'll just not work at all (most often Safari)... Every. Damn. Time. 😩
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Josh Collinsworth @collinsworth.dev · 25/07/2026
To install a PWA on iOS, you have to: - Navigate to the site - Open the menu - Click "share" (wtf!?) - Click the SECOND "more" ellipsis icon (not the first!) - Click "add to home screen" - Click the "Add" button This is, to me, unacceptably byzantine. Just deliberately hostile on Apple's part.
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Rasmus Fløe @phloe.co · 17/07/2026
“...Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like water. If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle and it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now, water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.” ― Bruce Lee #NotATypeScriptUser
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Rasmus Fløe @phloe.co · 12/07/2026
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
World Cup Epstein Trump
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Rasmus Fløe @phloe.co · 02/07/2026
Mobile first. What does it really mean? Judging by some people’s eternally cracked phone screens—mobile first has something to do with stage diving? #MobileFirst phloe.co/dev/mobile-first
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"Mobile First" vs Mobile First™
Never judge a book by its cover
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Rasmus Fløe @phloe.co · 30/06/2026
Desktop: “The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.” Some people seem to think that desktop use is dying - and use it as an argument for dropping desktop support. Ruling out desktop is too soon. #MobileOnly is not #MobileFirst. Inclusion over exclusion. phloe.co/dev/mobile-f...
Stacked area chart showing global internet users by device type from 2009 to 2025
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Rasmus Fløe @phloe.co · 29/06/2026
New year.😅 Old blog. New post. In which I rant about "mobile first". In 2026. phloe.co/dev/mobile-f... #WebDevelopment #MobileFirst #Strategy
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"Mobile First" vs Mobile First™
Never judge a book by its cover
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Rasmus Fløe @phloe.co · 26/06/2026
I guess I'll take it? britmonkey.com/2020s-politi...
Test results revealing my closest match is... Pope Leo XIV
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Rasmus Fløe @phloe.co · 26/06/2026
This. So much this.
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Open Web Advocacy @open-web-advocacy.org · 18/06/2026
Newly published tests show a Chromium/Blink engine running on iOS is 28.6% faster than Safari in Speedometer page responsiveness tests. 🏎️💨📱⚡️ This is a clear example of the costs Apple imposes on consumers and businesses, costs created by its 17-year ban on competing browser engines. 🧵👇️ (1/8)
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28% Faster: The Blink Prototype That Shows Why Apple's iOS Browser Engine Ban Must End - Open Web Advocacy
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Rasmus Fløe @phloe.co · 17/05/2026
Replayed Playdead's Inside yesterday for the first time in a couple of years - I thought. It was 10 🤯. Timeless masterpiece. I had a big grin on my face playing the latter part of the game with that marvelously f*cked up human blob. For a game without faces, it sure has oodles of character. 11/10
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Rasmus Fløe @phloe.co · 09/05/2026
The peak of season 2 of The Chestnut Man is “Hillary Clinton!”. I chuckled. Well played.
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Rasmus Fløe @phloe.co · 02/05/2026
How many AI's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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Rasmus Fløe @phloe.co · 25/04/2026
#trump #iran
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Rasmus Fløe @phloe.co · 23/04/2026
That is totally the math I would expect from someone wearing a diaper. 👌
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Rasmus Fløe @phloe.co · 21/04/2026
So I guess now he's just called Tim? #Apple
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Rasmus Fløe @phloe.co · 18/04/2026
Yes. matthiasott.com/articles/des...
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Design and Engineering, As One · Matthias Ott
We inherited our product processes from a 19th-century steel works. Frederick Winslow Taylor separated thinking from doing, managers from makers, designers from builders – and a hundred years later, m...
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Rasmus Fløe @phloe.co · 12/04/2026
Posted without comment. #hungary #orban #JDVanceTouchOfDeath
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Rasmus Fløe @phloe.co · 12/04/2026
JD Vance came through for us! 🤗 Orban kaput 🇭🇺 🎉
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Rasmus Fløe @phloe.co · 03/04/2026
One of the better April Fool's, methinks 🤣 www.youtube.com/watch?v=59NO...
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The Emperor Protects: A Warhammer 40,000 Musical
YouTube video by Warhammer 40,000
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Rasmus Fløe @phloe.co · 24/03/2026
Hue Shift: 0.1795 total dE Can you beat it? www.keithcirkel.co.uk/hue-shift/?r... #HueShift
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Hue Shift
A chaotic colour-matching game. Drag to shift hue and lightness to match the target. 10 rounds. The clock is ticking.
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Rasmus Fløe @phloe.co · 22/03/2026
Can we just appreciate, that now when a brogrammer yells "SKILL ISSUE!" - it's just a markdown file that needs fixing. 😅
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Rasmus Fløe @phloe.co · 12/03/2026
CIE is the new ICE - and this time they’re coming for your eyes! 👀 (Beat my 0.0020 score 😁)
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Rasmus Fløe @phloe.co · 05/02/2026
Mental note: do not put `content-visibility: auto` on stuff that has content that may change to `position: fixed` 🫠
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👣Coco👣 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @nortygirl.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Northern Lights over Greenland 🇬🇱
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Rasmus Fløe @phloe.co · 13/01/2026
If the Iranian people can rise up and topple their dictatorial government - so can the US people 🙏
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natemoore on elm street 👻 @natemoo.re · 09/01/2026
bsky loves nuance so… dunking on peers for their opposition/support for specific tools is a great way for everyone to come out looking like a toxic asshole maybe point some of that disruptive energy towards the systems of oppression that keep us all fighting over crumbs
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Rasmus Fløe @phloe.co · 09/01/2026
What's up? JS...
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Rasmus Fløe @phloe.co · 08/01/2026
Posted without comment. www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT3c... #JDVanceIsADouche
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David Bowie - I'm Afraid of Americans (Official Video) [4K]
YouTube video by David Bowie
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Rasmus Fløe @phloe.co · 04/01/2026
When they say "Trump is the most transparent president" - they are actually right.
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Rasmus Fløe @phloe.co · 03/01/2026
Gianni Infantino must be feeling a bit stupid right now...
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James Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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