phixated @phixated.bsky.social · 30mhad to do a double-take on KYW’s story transitions here (felt like something @briancgrubb.bsky.social in particular would enjoy) 010
phixated @phixated.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Citizens Bank Park went from “hey now, you’re an all-star” straight to “my world’s on fire, how about yours?” 020
phixated @phixated.bsky.social · 11/06/2026The Child Developing Fast There’s a 40% chance it becomes a super The Child into 2027. 010
phixated @phixated.bsky.social · 27/05/2026“You smell like coconut” - Kruk to TMac within the first two minutes of the broadcast, giving the best kickoff to #PhilliesAfterDark we’ve ever had 020
phixated @phixated.bsky.social · 21/04/2026when Nola gets a bases-loaded double play and still manages to give up 4 runs in the inning 171
phixated @phixated.bsky.social · 29/03/2026me at a Phillies game in 2022 as J.T. Realmuto walked to the plate 021
phixated @phixated.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Before you rip him, we all have preferences. For example: I really enjoy hitters who don’t chase every slider off the plate. 050
phixated @phixated.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Bryce Harper saw a 1993 Trapper Keeper and said “I must wear it” 000
phixated @phixated.bsky.social · 09/02/2026“shoutout to the twelve” Jesus’ disciples getting a lot of love in these Seahawks speeches. i bet kid rock said nothing about them. 020
phixated @phixated.bsky.social · 09/02/2026this game has all the excitement of a Sunday night in October 010
phixated @phixated.bsky.social · 09/02/2026accidentally said “big bunny” and now i am banished to the basement to watch “honey, i blew up the kid” during halftime 043
phixated @phixated.bsky.social · 07/02/2026very good chance you could buy this on a tee shirt at the boardwalk in 1992 020
phixated @phixated.bsky.social · 07/02/2026i mistook Oscar Piastri for Oscar Pistorius at first and thought we were headed into more literal territory after Marshawn Lynch 010
Reposted by phixatedDude Process @noplansjustvibes.bsky.social · 04/02/2026A+ ad placement on ESPN’s trade tracker 333055534
phixated @phixated.bsky.social · 26/01/20266ABC just showed footage from “Chopper 6” and it made me consider how sick it would be if they had a 6ABC motorcycle putting around 130
phixated @phixated.bsky.social · 25/01/2026looks like he’s soon going to be screaming “I’M SO SICK OF THE NAME ‘CHET STEADMAN’!” 000
phixated @phixated.bsky.social · 21/01/2026didn’t know they made Philadelphia poetry magnets. good for him. 000
phixated @phixated.bsky.social · 20/01/2026i’m just too used to seeing Penn State quarterbacks who are destined to be the best Acura salesman in Bellefonte 010
phixated @phixated.bsky.social · 17/01/2026by all means, enjoy Whiskey Friday with Tony Krumpet, but me? i’m watching Gettin Sloshed with David Muir 010
phixated @phixated.bsky.social · 14/01/2026inflation has pushed grocery prices too high, but GMA advises to use ChatGPT to make a list. welcome to the year of our scourge, 2026. 130
phixated @phixated.bsky.social · 14/01/2026ftw when you might be going to mark kelly news but sit in silence for 6 seconds just in case 000
phixated @phixated.bsky.social · 12/01/2026turned on the sixers and the raptors court design looks like one of those paper towel commercials where they unrealistically wipe a clean streak down the middle of the spill 000
phixated @phixated.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Jake Elliott, you cannot leave this score on the screen in this day and age you nincompoop. I cannot survive this. 020
