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Captain Twinkie Bucket

@phimius.bsky.social
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey everybody. It’s just teenagers trying to make us go into the car wash with only a foot between us and the car in front of us. We don’t have to do it
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Where are companies that used to take care of their customers? Why doesn’t Congress do anything about planned obsolescence? What happened to us?
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The most likely culprit is a known compressor issue. When owners sued over these compressors, their attorney said a trial would force LG to produce its internal communications. LG asked the judge for private arbitration.
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Best Buy (who sold me the fridge) will fix it, but I have to pay and LG will not reimburse. The kicker: LG says wait 16 days for a technician. After that I have to call them so they can transfer me to a different department and wait for the next decision.
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This LG refrigerator died 10 days ago. I got it in Jul 2022. 4 years ago. LG confirmed it's under warranty. In ten days, not a single technician has accepted the job. Technicians we called said they’re a nightmare to work on.
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Would love to see this James Bond
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Biggie @biggienotsmalls.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Should be reposted every month....
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oops. Thoughts On the Dead
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I recently converted it into a couple ebooks and have been enjoying the hell out of it.
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s a funny blog about the Grateful Dead thoughtsonthedead.wordpress.com/2012/01/25/t...
thoughtsonthedead.wordpress.com
The Wheel Is Turning
Life is too short for Vince Welnick. I still haven’t heard the entire European run from 1972.  Or the ones from 1974 or ’81, for that matter. When I work my way through all of that and …
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s mostly a funny post that’s about Vince Welnick. thoughtsonthedead.wordpress.com/2012/01/25/t...
thoughtsonthedead.wordpress.com
The Wheel Is Turning
Life is too short for Vince Welnick. I still haven’t heard the entire European run from 1972.  Or the ones from 1974 or ’81, for that matter. When I work my way through all of that and …
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Do you think this bit from Thoughts of the Dead about Jerry Garcia is true? #gratefuldead
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Quick! We need to create world destroying AI before China!! - Dumbass
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Turns out lauren boebert was the one eating cats the whole time.
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What do you think the venn diagram is between those who bought NFTs and those who voted for Trump?
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
🤣
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Chipotle is now working with Palantir. The chain is working with the company founded by Peter Theil and Alex Karp to track employee illnesses, Health Department scores, food safety issues and more. It’s not clear how long the partnership has been going on or how widespread it is.
newrepublic.com
Texts Reveal Kash Patel Ordering Staff to Fight “Ifindretards” Account
The FBI director is hounding his staff to hunt down mean social media posts.
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Anyone else ready for a @phish.com archival release?? #phish
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
🤔
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K.G.L.W. of the day @kglwoftheday.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Already sick of talking about Ed “Panera Jams” Sheeran but let’s not miss the bigger, uglier truth here which is that the biggest venues in the world are owned by unaccountable billionaires who collude to suppress free expression
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
L
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
www.instagram.com/p/DdRdsy0m2HK
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BEN on Instagram: "🇵🇸✨❤️"
2M likes, 72K comments - macklemore on September 14, 2026: "🇵🇸✨❤️".
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
So Robert Kraft (and a group of billionaires) got Ed Sheeran to kick Macklemore off the tour for speaking out against what the UN has called a genocide. www.ohchr.org/en/press-rel...
ohchr.org
Israel has committed genocide in the Gaza Strip, UN Commission finds
GENEVA – Israel has committed genocide against Palestinians in the Gaza Strip, the UN Independent International Commission of Inquiry on the Occupied Palestinian Territory, including East Jerusalem, a...
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Go Bears!
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@bizarchive.bsky.social do you know where we’re at in the 2026 longest versions list after Dick’s?
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It could stop the processing of your towns water, turn off electricity in hospitals, etc
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Another high profile resignation from leading AI company Anthropic. This is the warning to the world he wrote this evening on Twitter. "The people building AI earnestly believe that it could kill us all by the end of the decade."
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 08/09/2026
BREAKING: The MAC has reversed its position and is fighting the Big Ten's extra 1 second for Michigan. "The established replay protocol requires that the game clock displayed on the program feed be used in determining whether time remained."
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Had a great time at Dicks with the fam! Thanks @phish.com
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Hoping for the best possible news
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This is cool
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I’m thinking that juror should pay for the future attorney & court fees.
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
🧸⬇️
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
If anyone knows of someone selling Saturday fields please LMK. My teenage kids have decided they wanna come. I’ve set up alerts on CoT but no luck yet. #Phish #Dicks
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Why does CashOrTrade only notify when I’m not on the phone?
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Post a '90s photo of yourself
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I wonder if the mini drum kit is gonna make it to Dicks? #Phish
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Can’t wait!
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Accuracy vs efficiency
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Congrats!!
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Wow.Three huge storms in the Pacific right now. NOAA gives this El Niño a 69% chance of being the strongest since 1950, peaking near +2.66°C in Oct/Dec. About double a normal one. 2027 is going to be hot. Basically a preview of the mid 2030s.
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Boo
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I was at the Alpine ‘04 debut of the song and this 2019 show was my first show in a decade.
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Sarah Good @sassy0210.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Today should’ve been the first day of his Sophomore year at Southwest Mississippi Community College. Justice for Nolan Xavier Wells 🕊️
A B&W photo of Nolan Xavier Wells holding a Wilson basketball.
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Been using DuckDuckGo for about a year now, and it’s benefits outweigh its drawbacks
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
If anyone knows of someone selling Saturday fields please LMK. My teenage kids have decided they wanna come. I’ve set up alerts on CoT but no luck yet. #Phish #Dicks
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I hope everybody is doing their jamnastics so we’re ready to dance for three hours straight in a week! #phish #dicks youtu.be/E1wjLQoGiYE
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Meatstick - YEM Workout - Dance Fitness to Phish
YouTube video by You Enjoy My Workout
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Negative Creep by Nirvana
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Why does this coffee cup remind me of a Georgia O’Keeffe painting?
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