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Captain Twinkie Bucket

@phimius.bsky.social
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Would love to see this James Bond
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Biggie @biggienotsmalls.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Should be reposted every month....
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Do you think this bit from Thoughts of the Dead about Jerry Garcia is true? #gratefuldead
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Quick! We need to create world destroying AI before China!! - Dumbass
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Turns out lauren boebert was the one eating cats the whole time.
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What do you think the venn diagram is between those who bought NFTs and those who voted for Trump?
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
🤣
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Chipotle is now working with Palantir. The chain is working with the company founded by Peter Theil and Alex Karp to track employee illnesses, Health Department scores, food safety issues and more. It’s not clear how long the partnership has been going on or how widespread it is.
newrepublic.com
Texts Reveal Kash Patel Ordering Staff to Fight “Ifindretards” Account
The FBI director is hounding his staff to hunt down mean social media posts.
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Anyone else ready for a @phish.com archival release?? #phish
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
🤔
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K.G.L.W. of the day @kglwoftheday.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Already sick of talking about Ed “Panera Jams” Sheeran but let’s not miss the bigger, uglier truth here which is that the biggest venues in the world are owned by unaccountable billionaires who collude to suppress free expression
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
So Robert Kraft (and a group of billionaires) got Ed Sheeran to kick Macklemore off the tour for speaking out against what the UN has called a genocide. www.ohchr.org/en/press-rel...
ohchr.org
Israel has committed genocide in the Gaza Strip, UN Commission finds
GENEVA – Israel has committed genocide against Palestinians in the Gaza Strip, the UN Independent International Commission of Inquiry on the Occupied Palestinian Territory, including East Jerusalem, a...
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Go Bears!
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@bizarchive.bsky.social do you know where we’re at in the 2026 longest versions list after Dick’s?
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Another high profile resignation from leading AI company Anthropic. This is the warning to the world he wrote this evening on Twitter. "The people building AI earnestly believe that it could kill us all by the end of the decade."
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 08/09/2026
BREAKING: The MAC has reversed its position and is fighting the Big Ten's extra 1 second for Michigan. "The established replay protocol requires that the game clock displayed on the program feed be used in determining whether time remained."
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Had a great time at Dicks with the fam! Thanks @phish.com
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This is cool
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I’m thinking that juror should pay for the future attorney & court fees.
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
If anyone knows of someone selling Saturday fields please LMK. My teenage kids have decided they wanna come. I’ve set up alerts on CoT but no luck yet. #Phish #Dicks
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Why does CashOrTrade only notify when I’m not on the phone?
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Post a '90s photo of yourself
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I wonder if the mini drum kit is gonna make it to Dicks? #Phish
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Wow.Three huge storms in the Pacific right now. NOAA gives this El Niño a 69% chance of being the strongest since 1950, peaking near +2.66°C in Oct/Dec. About double a normal one. 2027 is going to be hot. Basically a preview of the mid 2030s.
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Sassy0210 @sassy0210.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Today should’ve been the first day of his Sophomore year at Southwest Mississippi Community College. Justice for Nolan Xavier Wells 🕊️
A B&W photo of Nolan Xavier Wells holding a Wilson basketball.
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
If anyone knows of someone selling Saturday fields please LMK. My teenage kids have decided they wanna come. I’ve set up alerts on CoT but no luck yet. #Phish #Dicks
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I hope everybody is doing their jamnastics so we’re ready to dance for three hours straight in a week! #phish #dicks youtu.be/E1wjLQoGiYE
youtu.be
Meatstick - YEM Workout - Dance Fitness to Phish
YouTube video by You Enjoy My Workout
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Why does this coffee cup remind me of a Georgia O’Keeffe painting?
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Anyone in Colorado wanna grab me the Ted Vinyls? I’ll be there for Dicks, but can’t take that much time off of work. I will name my next child after you. #goose
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Anyone in Colorado wanna grab me the Ted Vinyls? I’ll be there for Dicks, but can’t take that much time off of work. I will name my next child after you. #goose
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404 Media @404media.co · 20/08/2026
And now, the video of “Darth Vader”on why he wants Flock in San Diego. Read the full story here: www.404media.co/darth-vader-...
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Anyone else feeling like Dicks can’t get here soon enough? #phish
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Doesn’t seem like he wrote this
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Stay Cool 😎
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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katie @supermathskid.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
That tweet about "this how the photos be lookin in headlines when a white man kills his entire family" and it's a photo of a white guy speed boating with his white wife and white daughter
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
We’re going to leave the stage so our crew can get the PA just exactly perfect. #phish
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Bebop @filthfancy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
He did it!!
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Really hoping Mike is wearing white pants rolled to capris #phish
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
#phish pick 5 Leprechaun All things reconsidered Big ball jam Rift My sweet one
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🟦Jon 'Thunder from down under' Sullen Melancholy @yanzlow.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Interesting they've been doing it all year but no one really noticed.
Songs for which phish played their longest ever version in 2026.
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Samuel Henderson, the autistic student with Tourette syndrome who has a knack for perfectly imitating the sounds of over 50 types of birds. Original post
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Love when the lights are down close #phish
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Holland Oates @phinsphan.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
People are gonna fucking hate this if it actually happens. Enjoy all these post 8am sunrises
Maps of US showing the number of post 8am sunrises and latest sunrises of year with permanent daylight saving time from
https://savestandardtime.com/maps/
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Are they bouncing 555?? #phish
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
If you’ve never listened. #JRAD first show. Joe Russo's Almost Dead from Sat, Jan 26, 2013 at Brooklyn Bowl on Live Music Archive! livemusicarchive.app/music/record...
livemusicarchive.app
Joe Russo's Almost Dead Live at Brooklyn Bowl on 2013-01-26
Set One: 01. crowd/tuning 02. Bertha 03. Althea 04. Jack Straw 05. Deal > 06. Mr. Charlie 07. Brown-Eyed Women 08. Tennessee Jed > 09. Shakedown Street 10. China Cat Sunflower > 11. I Know You Rider S...
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Damn struck out on the lottery for the one summer show I could go to. Love the Dillon amphitheater. #goose
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
It would be nice if one fucking bill would go down.
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Captain Twinkie Bucket @phimius.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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