Sign in

Flaming_Spork

@philo.gay
611 followers 277 following 1.2K posts

esoteric technofictional witch • maximum jank, minimum reward • she//ella

PostsRepliesMedia
Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 37m
fun fact: building a quicksand pit in your yard will increase your property value!
041
Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 4h
how many ballot propositions do you have this year? we have 9 here in massachusetts, which is way more than usual
000
Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 30/09/2026
i'd like to imagine that you just casually have nuclear waste and access to alternate dimensions look, i don't know if you're a mage of immense power or not
100
Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 30/09/2026
they have doomed the world i thought i could make my way in, and they expect me to congratulate them for it
1552
Reposted by Flaming_Spork
victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Generally speaking I do need AI boosters to understand that I’ve lost my career and future plans entirely to AI-based cost cutting. so any time you’re talking about tech you have to understand people whose livelihoods were destroyed by a thing they didn’t choose to adopt they’re gonna be prickly lol
20828126
Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 30/09/2026
AI job screening seems to be why i can't get so much as a recruiter call despite all my experience and academic background, so of course i'm upset even though it wouldn't do anything, i want to smash some GPUs with hammers
3592
Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 30/09/2026
alleged productivity gains from AI were used as one of the excuses to lay me and all the trans people at the company off last year, so of course i get upset when it's brought up
1753
Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 30/09/2026
also, it's always fun to remember that my ham transmissions on 10.136 mhz (30 meter FT8) are just hanging out there in between shortwave broadcasts it's easy to forget that when i'm using my ham radio with built in buttons to switch between ham bands only
020
Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 30/09/2026
have fun receiving warblings from distant lands
120
Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 29/09/2026
i've got a few drafts in a similar state too and i hate the feeling so much
010
Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 29/09/2026
yay!
011
Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 29/09/2026
hot girl film shit
030
Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 27/09/2026
i think my dealer hates me. (real answer: since i'm approximately the only trans woman not on injections, that's what i have to hand)
050
Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 27/09/2026
cw: needles, fictional drugs there's a new drug on the streets. they're calling it "magenta flash". you inject it and one minute you're a boy and the next you're fighting monsters in a sparkly dress.
a syringe next to a vial marked "diamine shimmertastic magenta flash"
2112
Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 27/09/2026
openttd can use the original assets for a while before they finished their own assets, you had to use the originals
030
Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 25/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiWz...
youtube.com
Cheekface – Noodles (lyric video)
YouTube video by Cheekface
020
Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 24/09/2026
the cable is coming off my balcony since i don't have a garage and isn't submarine until it hits the ocean four miles down the road, but yeah, that's me
020
Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 24/09/2026
ah, you haven't gotten to the seasons that seem to be spent half in rental cars lol
010
Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 23/09/2026
these Lockheed guys don't seem very Smartin
151
Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 23/09/2026
here's another one of my previous pieces of robot girl erotica for good measure (there's another one in the reply chain, but bsky's notif behavior is strange at best and it got lost) philo.gay/stories/main...
philo.gay
Maintenance
lesbian erotica about maintenance on a robot girl
110
Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 23/09/2026
i've done some robot girl smut before too philo.gay/stories/jtag...
philo.gay
JTAG
a robot girl and her girlfriend explore the erotic applications of debugging (800 words of lesbian erotica)
110
Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 23/09/2026
my notes have a surprising amount of stuff about link establishment for something that's allegedly erotica
210
Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 23/09/2026
i really need to get around to finishing my story draft that's basically about this
110
Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 22/09/2026
you're right they just have weird ideas of how sports should work out there on bainbridge island
010
Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 20/09/2026
a router without WRT is like an angel without wings,
191
Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 19/09/2026
this would fix me
031
Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 18/09/2026
you may fascinate a kiwi by showing them a giant rusty vehicle
010
Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 18/09/2026
so *that's* why i've gotten into architectural photography my mind has clearly decided that buildings are women
010
Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 16/09/2026
it's such a perfect and lightweight way of transporting and reading vast amounts of yuri and other literature anywhere
1260
Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 15/09/2026
you can just say "the spatial and athletic skills of a theatre kid."
120
Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 15/09/2026
the MIT flea is the place to see and be seen in Boston for women who are afraid of eye contact.
190
Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 15/09/2026
you have been arrested for creating park st
130
Reposted by Flaming_Spork
blackle mori @blackle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I just wrote a paranormal story in the form of a fictional forum thread! A young woman discovers a video captured from inside a recurring dream. Read here: suricrasia.online/unfiction/sp...
A screenshot of the fake forum page
761162553
Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 13/09/2026
tijuana is a hell of a lot easier for me to get to than taipei, and i think i can get my spanish to a point where i have a decent comprehension of the subtitles
010
Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 13/09/2026
at this point, i'm strongly considering going to mexico to watch kaiten in spanish
110
Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 11/09/2026
i hate buying electronics in alternate universes i just got back from one where the standard for portable power seems to be 50 volt PoE and power banks have full size RJ-45 ports on them
0151
Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 11/09/2026
i think we should put a moratorium on whatever the hell it is salesforce is doing until we figure out what exactly it is
040
Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 11/09/2026
another friend spent a long ride on the métro explaining "laïcité" and how it mostly seems to be used to justify bigotry before offering me a anti-bill 21 pin for my bag anyway, montréal is a land of contrasts and orbs. they love giant orbs there.
010
Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 11/09/2026
the people of montréal are lovely, but the friend i was crashing with spent what felt like a quarter of my visit on hold with the government swearing on her honour that she interacted with them in english before 2021 and was allowed to speak english
110
Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 11/09/2026
you must become the francophone woman of your dreams (remember that it's illegal to interact with the gouvernement of the belle province in english if you live there)
130
Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 11/09/2026
i've dredged up scientific papers and brushed up on PID loops for tiny bits of exposition in my yuri i've done so much research in the service of yuri yuri 🥰
010
Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 11/09/2026
doing alt text well is honestly *harder* for photos i've taken because my idea of what they show isn't the same as what others might see in them there are some good photos i've simply never posted because i couldn't be arsed to write alt text for them/couldn't describe them coherently
011
Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 11/09/2026
it really does that's why i spend so much time in the darkroom trying to print my photos just right
000
Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 10/09/2026
XJ stands for eXquisite Jeep
060
Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 10/09/2026
girls love airplane wine one time i drank a plane out of sparkling wine lol
010
Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 09/09/2026
magical girls with beer opinions!
010
Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 09/09/2026
he's probably changing his will whenever a different white house hanger on has a long enough conversation with him
030
Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 08/09/2026
phoebe.
110
Flaming_Spork @philo.gay · 07/09/2026
depending on when the US release is, i might end up watching a spanish language camrip (latin america has been announced for 1 oct and my español is a hell of a lot better than my nihongo) my ex watched a JP camrip w/ a mtl transcript and is already hard at work in the literary interpretation mines
001