Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 24/06/2025Hey @bsky.app, can we get a Save function? That’d be great.media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is holding a cup of coffee and saying `` that would be great `` .ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding a cup of coffee and saying `` that would be great `` . 010
Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 16/06/2025media.tenor.coma little girl is hugging a monster from monsters incALT: a little girl is hugging a monster from monsters inc 110
Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 07/06/2025What if it’s just a big distraction from “the bill?” 110
Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 05/06/2025I’m in the same boat. Been going to Bodyflow, by @lesmills.bsky.social, to work on flexibility. I’ve enjoyed the classes, but it’s going to take a while. And consistency. 020
Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 02/06/2025It’s really a shame that Phil Hartman isn’t around to play this smug sunnofabitch on SNL. 1161
Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 13/05/2025Sharing this cinematic masterpiece with my teenager tonight. And tomorrow, there will be copious amounts of Queen around our home. #FlashGordon #SaveEveryOneOfUs 030
Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 10/05/2025I figured there’s no way you hadn’t seen it, but had to share! 110
Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 29/04/2025Decided to sell my car, as I’m still racking up too many miles too quickly on a car like this. But damn I’m gonna miss this fuel economy. 62+mpg and almost 600 miles between fill ups, on a 9 gallon tank. 010
Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 07/04/2025This is what’s being hidden behind the crazy circus curtain. 020
Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 22/03/2025People under 40 won’t understand the power that I hold in my hand or the unfair advantage it provided in 1990. Not to mention the original price of $29 seemed unattainable for kids at the time. 140
Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 15/03/2025The Red Queen and The White Rabbit hopped off to an Alice in Wonderland party last night. Fashionably late, of course. #FollowTheWhiteRabbit 010
Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Step 1: Fire National Parks employees. Step 2: Create reason to cut down forests. Step 3: Build resorts and casinos on former national parks. Step 4: Tell Americans this makes money for the nation. Step 5: Line the pockets of billionaires. Step 6: Remove parks from history. 000
Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Has his signature all over it. Almost literally. 010
Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 05/03/2025I bet. Damn, I forgot you’re in DC.media.tenor.coma man is holding his hand to his chin and looking surprised .ALT: a man is holding his hand to his chin and looking surprised . 010
Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Have you watched Slow Horses yet?media.tenor.coma man eating a bowl of food with chopsticksALT: a man eating a bowl of food with chopsticks 100
Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 05/03/2025That’s my guy! I decided not to buy any whiskey for fear of overindulgence due to stress. Honestly it was a good call. But. It also means I’m going through a bottle of wine or two without the desired results.media.tenor.coma panda bear is standing in front of a tree with the words this is not working at all written below it .ALT: a panda bear is standing in front of a tree with the words this is not working at all written below it . 100
Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Need to check that one out. Gotta finish Silo first. But tonight I needed stronger medicine.media.tenor.coma man in a floral shirt holds his finger to his lips while standing next to a woman in an orange sweaterALT: a man in a floral shirt holds his finger to his lips while standing next to a woman in an orange sweater 100
Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Decided to change the channel and watch reruns of The Great British Baking Show (Bake Off) instead of witnessing Loathsome American Verbal Diarrhea. 111
Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 01/03/2025media.tenor.coma man with a skeleton mask on his face is wearing a tan shirtALT: a man with a skeleton mask on his face is wearing a tan shirt 000
Reposted by Phillip OakleyLinda from 🇨🇦 @lakelifelady.bsky.social · 01/03/2025For the record Pres. Zelenskyy has thanked the United States and Americans - 33 times to date including in an emotional speech to Congress. 434210884693
Reposted by Phillip OakleyAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 01/03/2025Marco Rubio today.media.tenor.coma man with a skeleton mask on his face is wearing a tan shirtALT: a man with a skeleton mask on his face is wearing a tan shirt 1210360025421
Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Rest in Peace, David Johansen. I can only hope when asked about entering heaven, your response was: “Which floo-ah?” See you this Christmas, Buster. #DavidJohansen 010
Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Southern Passive Aggressive Charm in one lesson: Me: “Hey Siri, kiss my ass.” Siri: “I won’t respond to that.” Me: “Hey Siri, kiss my grits.” Siri: “I’m not sure I understand.” Me: “That’s the point.” 010
Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Eggcellent!media.tenor.coma man applauds with the #schitts creek logo behind himALT: a man applauds with the #schitts creek logo behind him 110
Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 26/02/2025If costs continue on this path, former Crypto, Blockchain, and NFT experts are about to become Eggsperts. 120
Reposted by Phillip OakleyTom Fishburne @marketoonist.bsky.social · 17/02/2025“Market Research Pitfalls” - new cartoon and post marketoonist.com/2025/02/evol... #marketing #cartoon #marketoon 0121
Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 17/02/2025media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is smiling with his eyes closedALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling with his eyes closed 000
Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 17/02/2025I ❤️ SNL. @saturdaynightlive.bsky.social #SNL 120
Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 06/02/2025It was not good. At full time I dressed for the gym to work off frustration, but ended up eating cake and drinking instead. 😡 000
Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Nope! US in the late 70’s and 80’s. We received BBC programming a few years after airing in the UK, thanks to PBS. And later through cable. The interwebs have unlocked some glorious nuggets to revisit, like this! Looks like I can catch Blake’s 7 on Britbox. 110
Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 03/02/2025I dunno, Tom. I liked Smith, a lot. But, there’s a wide gap between the two. That gap is filled by a long scarf: #1 David Tenant #2 Tom Baker #3 Matt Smithmedia.tenor.coma man with curly hair says hello thereALT: a man with curly hair says hello there 010
Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 03/02/2025No Star Wars. No Star Trek. Name a favourite Sci-fi franchise.media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is holding a bag and says hair trembles with emotionALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding a bag and says hair trembles with emotion 531
Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Sorry I missed you, @gillianrightford.bsky.social and @giuliodelbufalo.bsky.social this morning. I admit last night was a late one and I wasn’t fit much this morning, but already looking forward to the next.media.tenor.coma man with a beard is standing in a hallway holding a tissue .ALT: a man with a beard is standing in a hallway holding a tissue . 220
Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Just added “The Ballad of Black Tom,” by Victor LaValle, to my Audible queue. Thanks, @srmilesauthor.bsky.social and @jimokenfuss.bsky.social 130
Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Awww, thanks, Jane! It’s on my calendar and I hope to make it! 110
Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 31/01/2025You’re watching Severance? I’m watching Murder She Wrote. We are not the same.media.tenor.coma woman with a surprised look on her face is wearing earringsALT: a woman with a surprised look on her face is wearing earrings 170
Reposted by Phillip OakleyAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 31/01/2025NEW: I’m getting multiple reports that federal workers are now getting spammed with vulgar emails. It seems as though Musk’s OPM email server trick made everyone vulnerable. 30746831519