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Phillip Oakley

@phillipoakley.bsky.social
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Mixing strategy and creativity to build brands through effective marketing. Energetic speaker, foodie, soccer player, and proud Dad. #COYS

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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Hey @bsky.app, can we get a Save function? That’d be great.
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Happy Birthday, Will! 🎉
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
What if it’s just a big distraction from “the bill?”
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I’m in the same boat. Been going to Bodyflow, by @lesmills.bsky.social, to work on flexibility. I’ve enjoyed the classes, but it’s going to take a while. And consistency.
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
It’s really a shame that Phil Hartman isn’t around to play this smug sunnofabitch on SNL.
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Sharing this cinematic masterpiece with my teenager tonight. And tomorrow, there will be copious amounts of Queen around our home. #FlashGordon #SaveEveryOneOfUs
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
I figured there’s no way you hadn’t seen it, but had to share!
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
One for @giuliodelbufalo.bsky.social
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Decided to sell my car, as I’m still racking up too many miles too quickly on a car like this. But damn I’m gonna miss this fuel economy. 62+mpg and almost 600 miles between fill ups, on a 9 gallon tank.
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Genuinely been thinking about this.
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
This is what’s being hidden behind the crazy circus curtain.
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
People under 40 won’t understand the power that I hold in my hand or the unfair advantage it provided in 1990. Not to mention the original price of $29 seemed unattainable for kids at the time.
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Yeah. His team should know.
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
The Red Queen and The White Rabbit hopped off to an Alice in Wonderland party last night. Fashionably late, of course. #FollowTheWhiteRabbit
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I need to watch the whole thing. Thanks!
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Step 1: Fire National Parks employees. Step 2: Create reason to cut down forests. Step 3: Build resorts and casinos on former national parks. Step 4: Tell Americans this makes money for the nation. Step 5: Line the pockets of billionaires. Step 6: Remove parks from history.
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Has his signature all over it. Almost literally.
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I bet. Damn, I forgot you’re in DC.
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Have you watched Slow Horses yet?
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
That’s my guy! I decided not to buy any whiskey for fear of overindulgence due to stress. Honestly it was a good call. But. It also means I’m going through a bottle of wine or two without the desired results.
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Need to check that one out. Gotta finish Silo first. But tonight I needed stronger medicine.
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Decided to change the channel and watch reruns of The Great British Baking Show (Bake Off) instead of witnessing Loathsome American Verbal Diarrhea.
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
This is what a dictatorship looks like.
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
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Linda from 🇨🇦 @lakelifelady.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
For the record Pres. Zelenskyy has thanked the United States and Americans - 33 times to date including in an emotional speech to Congress.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 01/03/2025
Marco Rubio today.
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Rest in Peace, David Johansen. I can only hope when asked about entering heaven, your response was: “Which floo-ah?” See you this Christmas, Buster. #DavidJohansen
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Southern Passive Aggressive Charm in one lesson: Me: “Hey Siri, kiss my ass.” Siri: “I won’t respond to that.” Me: “Hey Siri, kiss my grits.” Siri: “I’m not sure I understand.” Me: “That’s the point.”
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Eggcellent!
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
If costs continue on this path, former Crypto, Blockchain, and NFT experts are about to become Eggsperts.
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Tom Fishburne @marketoonist.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
“Market Research Pitfalls” - new cartoon and post marketoonist.com/2025/02/evol... #marketing #cartoon #marketoon
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
I ❤️ SNL. @saturdaynightlive.bsky.social #SNL
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
It was not good. At full time I dressed for the gym to work off frustration, but ended up eating cake and drinking instead. 😡
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Rick @rickylongthread.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Hah! I love stuff like that. Will do!
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Nope! US in the late 70’s and 80’s. We received BBC programming a few years after airing in the UK, thanks to PBS. And later through cable. The interwebs have unlocked some glorious nuggets to revisit, like this! Looks like I can catch Blake’s 7 on Britbox.
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Whoa, I don’t know this one!
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I need to check it out!
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I dunno, Tom. I liked Smith, a lot. But, there’s a wide gap between the two. That gap is filled by a long scarf: #1 David Tenant #2 Tom Baker #3 Matt Smith
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
No Star Wars. No Star Trek. Name a favourite Sci-fi franchise.
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Sorry I missed you, @gillianrightford.bsky.social and @giuliodelbufalo.bsky.social this morning. I admit last night was a late one and I wasn’t fit much this morning, but already looking forward to the next.
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Just added “The Ballad of Black Tom,” by Victor LaValle, to my Audible queue. Thanks, @srmilesauthor.bsky.social and @jimokenfuss.bsky.social
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Hahahaha! I don’t feel THAT old … yet!
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Awww, thanks, Jane! It’s on my calendar and I hope to make it!
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
You’re watching Severance? I’m watching Murder She Wrote. We are not the same.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 31/01/2025
NEW: I’m getting multiple reports that federal workers are now getting spammed with vulgar emails. It seems as though Musk’s OPM email server trick made everyone vulnerable.
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
“Blame DEI” is the new “Thanks, Obama.”
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