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Phillip Oakley

@phillipoakley.bsky.social
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Mixing strategy and creativity to build brands through effective marketing. Energetic speaker, foodie, soccer player, and proud Dad. #COYS

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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Hey @bsky.app, can we get a Save function? That’d be great.
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
What if it’s just a big distraction from “the bill?”
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Sharing this cinematic masterpiece with my teenager tonight. And tomorrow, there will be copious amounts of Queen around our home. #FlashGordon #SaveEveryOneOfUs
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
One for @giuliodelbufalo.bsky.social
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Decided to sell my car, as I’m still racking up too many miles too quickly on a car like this. But damn I’m gonna miss this fuel economy. 62+mpg and almost 600 miles between fill ups, on a 9 gallon tank.
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
This is what’s being hidden behind the crazy circus curtain.
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
People under 40 won’t understand the power that I hold in my hand or the unfair advantage it provided in 1990. Not to mention the original price of $29 seemed unattainable for kids at the time.
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
The Red Queen and The White Rabbit hopped off to an Alice in Wonderland party last night. Fashionably late, of course. #FollowTheWhiteRabbit
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Step 1: Fire National Parks employees. Step 2: Create reason to cut down forests. Step 3: Build resorts and casinos on former national parks. Step 4: Tell Americans this makes money for the nation. Step 5: Line the pockets of billionaires. Step 6: Remove parks from history.
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Has his signature all over it. Almost literally.
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Decided to change the channel and watch reruns of The Great British Baking Show (Bake Off) instead of witnessing Loathsome American Verbal Diarrhea.
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
This is what a dictatorship looks like.
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Linda from 🇨🇦 @lakelifelady.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
For the record Pres. Zelenskyy has thanked the United States and Americans - 33 times to date including in an emotional speech to Congress.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 01/03/2025
Marco Rubio today.
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Rest in Peace, David Johansen. I can only hope when asked about entering heaven, your response was: “Which floo-ah?” See you this Christmas, Buster. #DavidJohansen
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Southern Passive Aggressive Charm in one lesson: Me: “Hey Siri, kiss my ass.” Siri: “I won’t respond to that.” Me: “Hey Siri, kiss my grits.” Siri: “I’m not sure I understand.” Me: “That’s the point.”
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
If costs continue on this path, former Crypto, Blockchain, and NFT experts are about to become Eggsperts.
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Tom Fishburne @marketoonist.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
“Market Research Pitfalls” - new cartoon and post marketoonist.com/2025/02/evol... #marketing #cartoon #marketoon
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
I ❤️ SNL. @saturdaynightlive.bsky.social #SNL
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Rick @rickylongthread.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
No Star Wars. No Star Trek. Name a favourite Sci-fi franchise.
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Just added “The Ballad of Black Tom,” by Victor LaValle, to my Audible queue. Thanks, @srmilesauthor.bsky.social and @jimokenfuss.bsky.social
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
You’re watching Severance? I’m watching Murder She Wrote. We are not the same.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 31/01/2025
NEW: I’m getting multiple reports that federal workers are now getting spammed with vulgar emails. It seems as though Musk’s OPM email server trick made everyone vulnerable.
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
“Blame DEI” is the new “Thanks, Obama.”
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Nadine Smith @nadinesmith.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Back out of a global effort to help the environment, remove checks on capitalism, and give a billionaire power to leave Earth for Mars? Sounds familiar. Maybe it’s time for a sequel, Pixar.
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Don’t let anyone fool you, the TikTok dance on Sunday was a stunt. And it will work.
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
The impending TikTok shutdown is a firm reminder that we shouldn’t build on rented land.
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Megann Willson @megannwillson.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
I saw a Jimmy Carter documentary tonight, and he said he'd be satisfied knowing he had done the right thing, not just for himself, but for all people. Imagine everyone thought that way. Now I know each will have their own definition of right, but it seems to me that his came pretty close.
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
When hell actually freezes over.
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Dave Wakeman @davewakeman.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
People ask me why Jimmy Carter meant so much to me: Without those education reforms, who knows where I would be...I was one of those poor kids that needed that education.
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Goodness! What amazing photos of a terrible catastrophe.
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Happy Birthday, David!
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Just your average citizen contributing to society. Yes. It’s THAT Steve Guttenberg.
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
My hope for all the people leaving Twitter, Instagram, Facebook and Threads is they’ll discover and spend more time on @duolingoverde.bsky.social
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Cleaned out a few cobwebs last night
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Me too, Basmati. Me too.
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
This may seem odd, but I love seeing a stack of dirty pots and pans in my kitchen. It’s part of the evidence that something special was made and (typically) enjoyed. I need to reflect on more things in life this way. This isn’t a chore, it’s a blessing to count.
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Alasdair Lane @alasdairlane.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
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Mike Luckovich @mluckovich.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
I kept changing my mind which Carter cartoon i should go with. Here's all three.
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
RIP, President Carter. Thank you for trying to make the world a better place.
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
What movie that already exists would be the ONE movie the represents the film you would produce if you could?
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
What we really need right now is a modern version of #Scrooged. But, instead of Frank Cross being a TV executive, he’s a tech bro founder of a major social media company. Can we make this happen? @vancityreynolds.bsky.social
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Leave the minigun, take the mini Cannoli.
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Tom Lewis @tomlewiscambridge.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
A post from my day-job on how to get paid on time: www.linkedin.com/pulse/how-ge...
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How To Get Paid On Time
Advice for getting your invoices paid promptly I have worked for years as a Chief Financial Officer. And while financial strategy, commercial performance and business operations are a key part of the ...
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Tom Fishburne @marketoonist.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
“Product/Market Fit” - new cartoon and post marketoonist.com/2024/12/prod... #marketing #cartoon #marketoon
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
At dawn, we bake! Ok, it’s the afternoon and it’s my stress relief.
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Phillip Oakley @phillipoakley.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Just a little Easter Egg for those wondering what’s going on with the Entron reboot. Someone with some fun plans bought the rights to the brand. I found this little nugget in the T&C on their website. Can’t wait to see the whole satire unfold as they make their big announcement.
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