iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Go listen to Greg's album. It's fantastic and absolutely worth your time if you like comedy with a brain.

010

Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The ghosts of Tammany Hall stand in awe.

000

Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I think it's the dark flipside of the "you can be anything you want to be" stuff we got as kids. Some people said "Ok, I want to be an ignorant asshole."

000

Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

They'll probably decide a trans person did it.

000

Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Is this about that AI gathering at the White House?

010

Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It's like he's naming off his own PornHub history.

000

Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

That dude's an idiot. That's a fact, not an opinion. And I have more proof.

080

Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Really feeling this as I nurse the annual head cold I got in Las Vegas.

010

Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This was my first thought too. If there was ever a show to reboot...

000

Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Soon they'll be telling us we should be eating the cats and dogs.

000

Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

One fact can take you surprisingly far if you stop asking questions at the right moment. Join the fan community for early clips, livestreams, and ticket deals. Link in bio. #Comedy #ConspiracyComedy #StandUp

000

Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

AA Ron should never use a last name. And should always be greeted with "Hiiiiiiii Ron."

000

Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

It's like they never heard The Boy Who Cried Wolf.

000

Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

As opposed to Republicans who would rather take away your kids and put them in cages or have them shot.

110

Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

And anything that offends Rudy is probably a good idea anyway.

011

Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

What a weird price for the photo with Trump. $88,600? Not gonna just round that 89 or 90?

000

Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

You mean to say that League of Villains running the Pentagon doesn't know that polygraph tests aren't accurate and also a bunch of those dudes have probably been trained to beat them?

020

Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

My mom eventually banned my brother and I from playing it.

110

Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

It's taking longer than they thought to retrofit a sex robot to look like him.

020

Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

They're Dollar Store Knockoff Barbie at best.

000

Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Christians sure seem fine with letting kids get shot.

030

Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

The shit has begun running out of his ears and darkening his hair.

000

Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

We have a restaurant called Fish's Wild that could use his help. It might take some work though.

000

Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Really taking "a tooth for a tooth" way too literally.

110

Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I thought they outlawed lawn darts! Congrats!

030

Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Gemini still has it right. If it says otherwise, correct it and tell it to update its memory.

Google Gemini stating that it's called Lake Ontario.

000

Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I always tell my guitar students "Dolly and Charo are magical beings. The rest of us mortals need to cut our nails."

040

Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Everyone's feed today: Touching tribute Beautiful memory Sheer stupidity Touching tribute Beautiful memory F'kn clown show

000

Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Now I'm feeling an SNL sketch coming on.

010

Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

If Jesus did come back these guys would absolutely try to explain his teachings to him and call him a beta.

5120

Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Maybe he thinks it means the rest of the GOP isn't letting him go far enough with his hatebrained schemes? (I meant to type 'harebrained' but the typo made more sense.)

010

Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I'm sure fans are trying to find the hidden meaning in the spacing.

000

Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

"Not in the last 30 seconds anywa.. Oh wait, he just did again."

000

Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

The fact that the DOJ even has "young inexperienced lawyers" is wild.

000

Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Every single time Rs give us some "support the troops" line of BS should be met with stories about this ship from now on.

000

Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

If you think Mike Lindell is weird and stupid, imagine how weird and stupid you'd have to be to work in his campaign team.

111

Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

So we're allowed to criticize our own government but not another. Hasn't all of US history been about us complaining about every government?

000

Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

What that sounds like to me is he's going to harp on the transgender thing his whole term and never actually talk about farm policy or any other kind.

000

Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

What the hell even is a trangender set doll? Does he think sex dolls are born with a gender? And since they think it's a choice, does he think the doll is making that choice? What a loon.

002

Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Just read it recently and loved it. Very educational. :)

000

Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I watched this on VHS so many times...

010

Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I like how it implies no one plays at the 11th or 13th frets. :)

000

Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Some of the poor judges must hate wasting time listening to these DOJ jagoffs and their "evidence" when they'd rather just tell them "no" right off the bat.

081

Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

And this googly-eyed chud shouldn't be in charge of anything.

000

Reposted by Phil Johnson

juhneenhow she/her @juhneenhowe.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

He would have less time to destroy everything if he was constantly fighting impeachment!!! Even if we don’t get the votes it slows everything down Impeach!!!

12019435