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Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

One fact can take you surprisingly far if you stop asking questions at the right moment. Join the fan community for early clips, livestreams, and ticket deals. Link in bio. #Comedy #ConspiracyComedy #StandUp

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Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Really taking "a tooth for a tooth" way too literally.

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Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Gemini still has it right. If it says otherwise, correct it and tell it to update its memory.

Google Gemini stating that it's called Lake Ontario.

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Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Conservatives are yelling at the wrong people for "stealing the rainbow". #pridemonth

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Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Super "Christian" President on Easter says what?

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Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

I guess I can stop chasing fame now. I've arrived.

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Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

The next Democratic president outside every world capital.

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Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Saving this for when all the tearful MAGAts are screaming "How can you cheer a man's death!?" when it finally happens.

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Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

We got a fake Xmas tree a couple years ago. So it's nice not to have to dump a nice tree in the gutter for the garbage man to pick up. Instead we put ours in this creepy body bag every year.

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Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

I guess if you're going to buy a piece of shit you may as well paint like something that came out of a diaper.

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Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

I found the concept art for the new Trump-class battleships.

The concept art of the new Trump-class battleship. The image is a broken down, leaky life raft with the name "U.S.S. Distraction".

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Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

Countdown to the "Um, actually" comments - 3...2...1 Yes, the math was done.

The American Flag if it reflected Contribution to GDP. The blue union section covers 71% of the flag.

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Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

Please tell me someone is out there doing Goth Jazz.

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Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

Hadn't been on Nextdoor in a long time, but this headline about a local hospital caught my eye. Immediately reminded why I don't go on Nextdoor.

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Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

You guys, I just found out I've been cast as the new James Bond.

Little Caesars Pizza portal pickup code reads "007".

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Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

1. Is the patient sending US troops into American cities? 2. Does the patient believe he can just take money from anywhere to find whatever he wants? 3. Does the patient really... REALLY...believe he's 224 pounds? 4. Does the patient seem to obviously be a patsy for racists and Russian dictators?

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Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

13 thing the Democrats can do during the Republican shutdown.

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Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

New song out today and it's about exactly who you think it is. Listen at fanlink.tv/ahole2025

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Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

I’m proud to join the Committee for the First Amendment. Together, we refuse to let silencing and intimidation become business as usual. Free expression is a right. I stand with hundreds of colleagues across our industry in relaunching the #CommitteeForTheFirstAmendment @1acommittee.bsky.social

They're betting on our fear and our silence. We can't let them win.

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Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

Republicans have shut down the government to take healthcare away from millions of Americans and give Trump a blank check for his illegal power grab.

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Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

These 2 posts right next to each other in my feed.

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Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Me showing up at a Betty Ford for my mochihol dependency.

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Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

Texas is NOT a red state. It's 46.52% Democrat vs 37.75% Republican, 15.73% Unaffiliated. The redistricting is full on election manipulation and cheating because they know they can't win in their ideas. Image from independentvoterproject.org

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Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

I got this one recently. Still no idea what's going on in it.

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Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

HBO trying to start some shit putting these next to each other.

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Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

Got this message on FB this morning and nearly had a aneurysm trying to read it. This is why we need a literacy campaign in this country. I clicked through to the guy's profile and I'll give you 2 guesses which side he's playing for politically. You'll only need one.

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Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

I am SO glad that Ozzy got to experience that massive outpouring of love at his retirement concert. That's the way we should all get to go. A stadium of people cheering us on while we do what we do best - whatever that is. And then passing quietly. Goodnight sweet prince of darkness

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Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

Could I have parodied a more current song like "Pink Pony Club" or "A Bar Song"? Sure. But I went with "Frankie and Johnny", a song from 1904. #epstein Don't ever let Trump forget we know he did it.

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Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

Dusty Slay invited me to do a little guest set on his show at the California Theater in San Jose, CA on Saturday May 30! I think there are a few tickets left if you'd like to see mostly Dusty and a little Me in the most beautiful theater in San Jose. :) sanjosetheaters.org/theaters/cal...

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Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

My sentiments exactly. You can hear my new song "Picnic in the Sun (Punching Nazis)" on your favorite streamer. :)

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Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

A little peek at my lyric sheet for "Picnic in the Sun (Punching Nazis)" including a lyric that didn't get used in the song because my voice acting skills suck. Check out the song at philjohnson.streetteam.fm/journeys/fan...

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Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

Remember the fighters of yore and the one fighting now on Memorial Day.

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Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

It's from my new track "Picnic in the Sun (Punching Nazis)" and you an hear it at philjohnson.streetteam.fm/journeys/fan...

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Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

Ever dream of a sunny park date where wine, cheese, and a fist to the face of fascism all fit on the blanket? It's my new song "Picnic in the Sun (Punching Nazis)"! philjohnson.streetteam.fm/journeys/fan... Click the link and press play on this hilarious, no-holds-barred summer jam #antifascist

"Picnic in the Sun (Punching Nazis)" by Phil Johnson and Roadside Attraction

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Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

The handprints above the bed in this hotel room tell me that the last people to stay had more fun than I'm going to.

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Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

I see your red lightsaber and raise you...

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Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

This is the new "Have a good set, bro."

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Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

"Picnic in the Sun" is off to the mix engineer for a final version. (We'll see if it gets me thrown in an El Salvadorean jail..." This morning I'm laying down the first scratch tracks for the next song.

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Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

Look out. I saw these "gang signs" available for purchase in a store today.

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Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

#eastsanjose keeping it classy. Pretty darn good deal for pee though.

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Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

@stormof69.bsky.social is in my pantheon of greatest singers of all time and a riveting performer. Audio is good, video is better live is the best. Go see her when she's near you.

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Phil Johnson @philjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

He does love to be wasteful though. Doesn't he? #antifascist

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