Phil @phildm.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Looks like claiming to have ended non-existent wars and bombing the hell out of countries isn't the way to win the #NobelPeacePrize. Who knew? 🤷♂️ 000
Phil @phildm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026What does this mean for #AFCRichmond who were relegated by #ManchesterCity? #TedLasso #Greyhounds #DiamondDogs #RoyKemp 000
Phil @phildm.bsky.social · 08/09/2026But let's keep blaming the penniless brown people for everything that's wrong with our lives. 🤦♂️ 000
Phil @phildm.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Is it too early to suggest the balloon in question should be the Hindenburg? 000
Phil @phildm.bsky.social · 20/07/2026The only question I have is how did Argentina manage to finish the game with as many as 10 players? 020
Phil @phildm.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Farage resigns as MP for Clacton. The people of Clacton responded, "he's our MP?" 000
Phil @phildm.bsky.social · 07/07/2026What we need in #Clacton is a Martin Bell. Who's your choice? 000
Phil @phildm.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Yeah, but some bloke on the internet says 1976 was bad and all this is just woke. 🤦♂️ 000
Phil @phildm.bsky.social · 23/06/2026@dgcomedy.bsky.social @muellershewrote.com @dailybeanspod.com 010
Phil @phildm.bsky.social · 23/06/2026If Keir Starmer had received £5m from a crypto billionaire and announced Labour would not regulate crypto, and taken millions more from fossil fuel companies and announced they would scrap net zero, Farage and Reform would quite rightly be saying he'd been bought. 🤷♂️ 030
Phil @phildm.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Reform MP Sarah Pochin tells the England team to keep winning or the women will get it. 🤦♂️ 000
Phil @phildm.bsky.social · 04/06/2026The Frog-faced Moron Herder after the murder of Sarah Everard. Where was the "cold rage" then, when the murderer was a white man? 000
Phil @phildm.bsky.social · 28/04/2026@quietriotpod.bsky.social @sturdyalex.bsky.social @pimlicat.bsky.social @mrkennycampbell.bsky.social It appears that Nigel Farage is now "woke". #WokeyDokey 191
Phil @phildm.bsky.social · 26/03/2026So Question Time tonight is coming from Clacton-on-sea, yet for once the local MP is not on the panel. 🤦♂️ 000
Phil @phildm.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Who'd have guessed that the Frog-faced moron herder would be the first person to call for the banning of Christmas since Oliver Cromwell. 🤷♂️ 010
Phil @phildm.bsky.social · 13/03/2026When you've planned your war so well, you need to relax sanctions on an enemy you imposed because they started a war. 🤦♂️ 002
Phil @phildm.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Someone is subsidising the fuel, but you can guarantee its not Farage or Jenrick. 100
Phil @phildm.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Who's going to tell her that the reason our Armed Forces are in such a state is because of 14 years of cuts by the Government she was a member of? 000
Phil @phildm.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Isn't Friday the day when MPs go back to their constituencies to hold surgeries? #Clacton #WheresTheWally 053
Phil @phildm.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Have they forgotten that our Armed Forces are in the state they are in because of their policies? 000
