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Just Phil

@philaiv.bsky.social
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Finance Bro but for Social Justice Orgs Practicing homosexual, he/him 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ Baltimore 🏠 / NYC 💼 example.com

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Just Phil @philaiv.bsky.social · 7h
Me: Employers don't do on the job training anymore and expect staff to already know everything. Also me: Ugh, I have to train my staff.
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Just Phil @philaiv.bsky.social · 8h
Gm from the BWI Concourse B bathroom ✈️
Selfie in a public bathroom.
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Just Phil @philaiv.bsky.social · 8h
Flying Southwest as it was either that or have a layover so I am tempted to try to get everyone on the plane to chant "Rat Park! Rat Park! Rat Park!" I'll take a video if I do.
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Just Phil @philaiv.bsky.social · 21h
As my grandmother always said: hoochie, not Gucci.
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Just Phil @philaiv.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Got antibiotics so I can shake this sinus thing before flying to Whorelando tomorrow for Rat World.
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Just Phil @philaiv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Baby Jessica got arrested for domestic violence?! How did I miss that news?! The algorithm is clearly off.
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Just Phil @philaiv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I need to stop saying "no one died, no one cried" as a response to how something went at work. Being a realist, I think it's a good thing to aim for, but others seem to have higher hopes.
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Just Phil @philaiv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Positive vibes: I will not be sick nor will it rain in Orlando next week. Say it, Believe it, Make it happen! (or whatever cult people chant)
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Just Phil @philaiv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Virgos, just like Monster's Inc., scare because we care.
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Just Phil @philaiv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Maryland's new state law prohibiting law enforcement officers from wearing masks to conceal their faces and requiring them to wear identification while on duty went into effect yesterday. Within hours the US dept of Justice filed a lawsuit challenging it. IMO a $1500 fine isn't harsh enough.
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Just Phil @philaiv.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How I skeet:
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Just Phil @philaiv.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's hot apple cider and whiskey season 🍁 🍂 (despite still being hot outside)
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Just Phil @philaiv.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The cats get fresh water multiple times a day yet the orange one insists on drinking from my cup. His big head barely fits in what is essentially a big gulp size cup.
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Just Phil @philaiv.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's one thing to be a liar but at least be a good liar. At some point I just feel bad for the idiot.
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Just Phil @philaiv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When a consultant makes grammatical changes to an agreement 🚩🚩🚩
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Just Phil @philaiv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Internet is for important things like asking if I will die if I drink a beer that expired a year ago. Survey says no.
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Just Phil @philaiv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Window cat
Selfie bombing a cat looking out a window at the street.
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Just Phil @philaiv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm researching meal prep ideas and the thought of eating peanut butter chicken grosses me out. It's a flavor profile I can't get onboard with.
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Justin @jfcap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Enjoying a Baltimore tradition with @philaiv.bsky.social, a Boh'lermaker. Natty Boh and a shot of Fernet.
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Just Phil @philaiv.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Clavicular gonna become Convicular.
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Just Phil @philaiv.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Both Amtrak trains today have been old Acela trains. The train gods said no Nextgens for me.
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Just Phil @philaiv.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Billboards for luxury handbags in the middle of Alphabet city is just wrong.
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Just Phil @philaiv.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hi from Zoom blur
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Just Phil @philaiv.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sometimes someone's best isn't good enough 💅
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Just Phil @philaiv.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@seemtoggle.bsky.social I'm sure you've already seen this but in case you haven't, STAR TREK Le Creuset collab: www.lecreuset.com/star-trek.html
lecreuset.com
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Just Phil @philaiv.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
TIL Chick-fil-A is a popular first job for home schooled teens and it explains so much.
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Just Phil @philaiv.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Classic TV shows from the early days of television often had episodes in which a family would host a dinner party for the purpose of showing a curated slide show of their recent vacation. We should bring this back.
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Just Phil @philaiv.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I got a sunburn on September 19th. Pretty wild.
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Just Phil @philaiv.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I've been attempting to learn how to smile in photos and as a Victorian woman at heart, it's not going well.
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Just Phil @philaiv.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If a hotel has quality or comfort in the name, no thanks. The name is always a lie.
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Just Phil @philaiv.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I need to stop calling the orange cat "Fatimus Prime" (he's hefty like an autobot) because he probably thinks that's his name.
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Just Phil @philaiv.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Clay Aiken seems to be all over the media or at least my algorithm all of a sudden. He must be trying to make a comeback.
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Just Phil @philaiv.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Traitors trailer just dropped. We watching this season?
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Just Phil @philaiv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My job stresses me out and I'm not committing fraud. It’s unfathomable how evil and completely amoral people must be to defraud others.
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Just Phil @philaiv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I can't believe it's only Thursday. I need to stop filling my calendar to the brim.
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Just Phil @philaiv.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Everyone was worried data center bans would just push them into rural and low-income areas, but turns out Canada wants them? That wasn't on my bingo card.
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Just Phil @philaiv.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
We need to stop saying 9 to 5 since practically nobody has that schedule anymore. At the very least it's 8 to 5.
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Just Phil @philaiv.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
How are my colleagues going to be more responsive when they're half way around the world?! Annoying ass people don't make any sense lol
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Just Phil @philaiv.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ran a 5k, did more squats despite still being sore from squats on Saturday, and now back home drinking a cortado.
Selfie in a bathroom holding a cortado.
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Just Phil @philaiv.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A table at this Korean bbq restaurant tried to order a round of espresso martinis...
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Just Phil @philaiv.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It's 9/11 and for lunch I had Halal chicken & rice. Coincidence?! (actually yes)
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Just Phil @philaiv.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Sage advice from a BJ's Wholesale Club worker this morning: "Be careful out there; the devil is ready to play!"
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Just Phil @philaiv.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I was in 10th grade English when the planes hit the towers. Our teacher was running late so we were hanging out in class unsupervised watching it live on GMA. Eventually the school cut the cable to classrooms.
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Just Phil @philaiv.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"AI will kill the human race!" *taps watch*
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Just Phil @philaiv.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I love a gimmick but not everything needs a gimmick. A lot of things can and should stand on their own.
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Just Phil @philaiv.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I am begging people to stop mailing out packages without first checking in with the recipient. Otherwise I hope you got something good for their neighborhood porch pirate.
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Just Phil @philaiv.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?" Me: American 5th grader? Cuz let's be honest.
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Just Phil @philaiv.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Capitalism has gotten a lot of work out of me this week and I still have a ton of stuff to get done tomorrow. 😠
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Just Phil @philaiv.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The more people on an email thread, the dumber people seem to be. Universal fact?
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Just Phil @philaiv.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Showing me an instagram ad for a cute swimsuit that is sold out is mean.
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