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Justin

@jfcap.bsky.social
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🗺️: Baltimore, MD 🎮: EverQuest Legends, Oxygen Not Included, Overwatch 🩺: Healthcare 🐱🐱 🏳️‍🌈

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Justin @jfcap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Enjoying a Baltimore tradition with @philaiv.bsky.social, a Boh'lermaker. Natty Boh and a shot of Fernet.
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Justin @jfcap.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy Tuesday. Martini. Not pictured: video games,fresh sourdough and a sliced tomato.
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Justin @jfcap.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
By 9am we have grocery shopped, meal prepped lunch for the week (ground beef fried rice with edamame), tonight's dinner (Italian sausage baked ziti) and tomorrow's dinner (black bean and cheese enchiladas). Now for some Sunday funday.
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Justin @jfcap.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I dislike when a bagel place tries to pass off scallion cream cheese as chive cream cheese.
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Justin @jfcap.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
7am meetings should be illegal
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Justin @jfcap.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Safeway has reorganized the entire store I was not prepared for this
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Justin @jfcap.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Cross one off the bucket list: sat in the copilot seat on today's flight. Unbelievable view from up front. Thanks to @philaiv.bsky.social for the photo.
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Justin @jfcap.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Great star gazing in Provincetown. Lots of red stars are visible. So cool
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Justin @jfcap.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It's fitting that Spotify queued up Dolly Parton today.
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Justin @jfcap.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Drinking the flattest cherry coke zero while on an airplane.
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Justin @jfcap.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Turned in a rental car today, but the app says I have a completely different car/license plate. Called Hertz. They said it's fine and submitted a ticket to close the reservation. Six hours later the rental still shows as active.
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April Fools Joke: This Is Fine Dog Meme
ALT: April Fools Joke: This Is Fine Dog Meme
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Justin @jfcap.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Please don't reply to an email but change the subject line and start a whole new conversation. Send a NEW email. I don't need the initial email thread attached to a new topic.
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Justin @jfcap.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Following step by step instructions on how to get to my meeting in DC today. The provided directions make me feel like I am on a scavenger hunt.
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Justin @jfcap.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Nothing better than Monday morning computer updates
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Justin @jfcap.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Pride 5k pre-photo with @philaiv.bsky.social
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Justin @jfcap.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Opening an email chain and it’s just a text-based rainbow of three different people replying inline in different font colors. Happy Pride!
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Justin @jfcap.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Nature is healing. I just witnessed a driver with Virginia plates give a "thank you" wave. I didn't even know that was legally permitted in their jurisdiction.
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Justin @jfcap.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Our grocery store got new shopping carts and now I want to know where the old ones went.
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Justin @jfcap.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
The world has decided to test every ounce of patience that I have today.
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Serenity Now, Insanity Later
ALT: Serenity Now, Insanity Later
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Justin @jfcap.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Look at me partaking in a trend.
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Justin @jfcap.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
The lady next to me at the movie theatre bought a bottle of wine and I love it for her.
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Justin @jfcap.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Closing a door to have a private conversation also requires an adjustment in volume. Otherwise, I can still hear the entire conversation.
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Justin @jfcap.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I cannot make up some of the stuff I have to deal with at work. I get this message: 'Person cancelled appt for date X. Same person called back and now wants to keep the appointment they previously cancelled however the date/time is no longer available. Please advise'
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Justin @jfcap.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Welp. Clicked submit on my internal job applications. Got confirmation that they were received, but the link to 'view my responses' doesn't work. Here's to hoping I did it right 😂
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Justin @jfcap.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Dinner: spaghetti and meatballs with homemade focaccia.
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Justin @jfcap.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
It's April, 52 degrees outside and it's raining. So we are having cool weather food for dinner and warm weather dessert. Spaghetti and meatballs and homemade strawberry ice cream.
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Justin @jfcap.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Hello little tomato plants. Welcome to spring.
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Justin @jfcap.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I almost had a meeting free Friday morning, but then someone scheduled an 815am meeting.
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Justin @jfcap.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Negroni while in bed watching TV? Don't mind if I do.
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Justin @jfcap.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
1pm coffee is going to ruin my sleep abilities tonight but it is so needed.
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Justin @jfcap.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I hate word clouds.
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Justin @jfcap.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
What more could a guy ask for? Waffle House and cold brew.
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Justin @jfcap.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Wheels up (again). Atlanta, here we come. @philaiv.bsky.social
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Justin @jfcap.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I don't know what I did, but both of my cats are looking at me like I’ve just been voted off the island.
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Justin @jfcap.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
My new favorite text emoji: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
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Justin @jfcap.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Sending 'we saw you from across the bar' energy to everyone on the feed tonight. Who wants a drink?
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Justin @jfcap.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Hello Spring!
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Justin @jfcap.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Places need to stop catering to people who can't handle spice. Our hotel had a sour cream based sauce with poblano in it and they called it spicy.
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Justin @jfcap.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
This year's all inclusive sank haul.
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Justin @jfcap.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
The pool has been playing a remix of Golden for the last 13 minutes.
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Justin @jfcap.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Please do not bake with raisins.
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Justin @jfcap.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
A straight group of women saw us drinking French 75s last night and now call us the French 75 guys whenever they see us at the resort.
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Justin @jfcap.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
The biggest conflict of my day: 🔘 Something frozen and sugary 🔘 Something classic and strong 🔘 Just keep the Margs coming Help me choose, I’m ‘busy’ at the pool. ⬇️
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Justin @jfcap.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
A drink that comes with a snack is the best.
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Justin @jfcap.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Day 1 at the beach, awaiting cocktail delivery
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Justin @jfcap.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Should you have to add butter to a croissant?
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Justin @jfcap.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Trading my laptop for a margarita (soon. This is a mimosa). Cancun, we're coming for you! 🌮✈️ @philaiv.bsky.social
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Justin @jfcap.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Tomorrow is my last day of work before a week long vacation. I apologize in advance if you have to interact with me at work.
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Justin @jfcap.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
My dentist said I aggressively floss my molars.
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Justin @jfcap.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
My post colonoscopy chaperone is taking me out for Mexican food. I'm so excited.
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