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Jared W

@phaserj.bsky.social
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Writer & Foodie. Gold Wake. Author of Valency (BlazeVox). “Well, that’s just like your opinion, man.” - The Dude 🇺🇸

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Jared W @phaserj.bsky.social · 2h
Which sauce? 🐔
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Jared W @phaserj.bsky.social · 6h
You want to smell her cinnamon
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Jared W @phaserj.bsky.social · 10h
Late to the party 📕 #bannedbooks #raybradbury #fahrenheit451
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Split Lip Magazine @splitlipthemag.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's a good morning for some coffee and a submission 🌞 Don't forget, our Art and Photography Subs are still OPEN ✨ buff.ly/CnUV9a7
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Jared W @phaserj.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
But who has better music 🎶
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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861
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Jared W @phaserj.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Professor, did you submit grades yet?
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Jared W @phaserj.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
China? I’m reading The city & the city at laundromat. Pretty suspenseful so far.
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I AM DAD @iamdad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Ward Q. Normal (he/him) @wardqnormal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I was in a band in high school called Calculus. People thought our music was derivative.
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Jared W @phaserj.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Super Intelligence 💻 #ai #si
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Brian Groom @groomb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Last Stand, 1965, painting by Clarice Hall Pomfret, 1930-2014 (Bolton Library & Museum Services).
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Jared W @phaserj.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Taylor was discounted a few weeks after 🥗
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Steve the Muppet Wrangler @beardog63.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I am writing a book about all the things I should be doing in my life. It's an oughtobiography.
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Jared W @phaserj.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Rachel Harrison 📕
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Jared W @phaserj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You seem like the type that likes to roam the hills and write verse. These might be hills worth returning to.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My shopping list: 1. Milk 2. Eggs 3. Hide from people I know 4. Noodles
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Jared W @phaserj.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wonder of the World! 🎭 #attleborocommunitytheater #lindsayabaire
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Jared W @phaserj.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Adam Duritz eats there too
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Jared W @phaserj.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Burger 🍔 #pvd
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Jared W @phaserj.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Haven’t heard Achy Breaky Heart yet today. It’s been a decent day. #billyraycyrus
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Jared W @phaserj.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Kevin Morby writes a song about Peanut butter & jelly. Best topic since The Flaming Lips? #kevinmorby #theflaminglips
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Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If we eat alphabet soup in the US, what do people eat in Japan? Ramen numerals.
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Jared W @phaserj.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So get rid of Ryan Adams and just add The Cardinals 😆
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Jared W @phaserj.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Reading an essay collection, a novel & a poetry collection at once. Sue me.
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Alyssa Matesic @alyssamatesic.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
To the writer who just got a rejection today: To the writer who has been secretly querying for a year: To the writer who's wondering if it's time to give up: I've sat on the other side of that inbox. And you need to understand that the publishing industry is wildly subjective.
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Jared W @phaserj.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Mike McCready. Jimi Hendrix. I think so. 🎸 #pearljam
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Jared W @phaserj.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The world ends with a whimper not a bang bang shrimp 🍤
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Jared W @phaserj.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Fox Point. Best 🍔 in Providence! #chomp #pvd
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 04/09/2026
*Slams dictionary shut til Tuesday*
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
100% #BookSky
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Jared W @phaserj.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Baby got back
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Jared W @phaserj.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Lyrics are good. If you can get past the Joy Division sound. I stopped at Antics but the first two albums are great.
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Jared W @phaserj.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Bet the pool was nice
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Jared W @phaserj.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
De da de da milk…
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
True…. #BookSky
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Jared W @phaserj.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Let me guess, only you know the code to the bank safe, too.
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Jared W @phaserj.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Goodreads does 📚
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Jared W @phaserj.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Might want to diverge and go on a tangent
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Jared W @phaserj.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
You’ve got your drug dealer now. Get a hoodie and some rolling papers. Remember Kamala inhaled.
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Jared W @phaserj.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Needs a raspberry
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Jared W @phaserj.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I don’t. Jittery laying in bed. Nothing after 10am ☕️
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Jared W @phaserj.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
So the Tie Dye isn’t funfetti 🤔
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Jared W @phaserj.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Thrift
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Jared W @phaserj.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It’ll soon turn into your dilemma every week
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Jared W @phaserj.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I do the opposite. I’ve been going to readings and then picking up the book. But yes, it rings different if you know the author.
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Jared W @phaserj.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
That’s the part you have to keep to yourself. Disguise it by asking a lot of questions, going home and putting on tv like every other therapist does.
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Jared W @phaserj.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Your new outlet? You don’t seem like the violent type. Reminder to pick up The Slip by Lucas Schaeffer. Read it?
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Jared W @phaserj.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I’m a cat guy as well. Unless you mean the broadway performance!
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Jared W @phaserj.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
You said it best but there’s got to be that one thing that you don’t hate (and don’t say Taco Bell this week) 🌮
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