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Christopher O.

@phaseolus.bsky.social
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Old man, loves Milwaukee and cats and Baroque music, pining for a more just and equitable and kind future

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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Here's a count of lodges, fraternal organizations, clubs, societies, etc. in mostly immigrant Milwaukee WI in 1889. 200,000 population, hundreds of clubs. Me, I would've been all over the South Side Working People's Reading Club. Maybe the Dew Drop Pleasure Circle, too, whatever the hell that was.
A list of many, many dozens of clubs and fraternal organizations one could join in 1889 Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
old Milwaukee memory unlocked
1960s vintage (?) commercial sign, "Kalt's BAR & Restaurant".

It was on Oakland near Locust.
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fluffy Gus, Orange goofball, taking one of his four hour naps
Sleepy orange cat, lying on his back, paws crossed, showing his little teefs
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Though he as watched a decent age pass by,
A man will sometimes still desire the world.
I swear I see no wisdom in that man.
The endless hours pile up a drift of pain
More unrelieved each day; and as for pleasure,
When he is sunken in excessive age,
You will not see his pleasure anywhere.
The last attendant is the same for all... Death is the finish."

- Sophocles, from Oedipus at Colonus
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This one's one of my favorite things ever
Playbill for a 1988 Broadway production of The Gospel at Colonus, a musical about the end of Oedipus' life set to music in Black Pentecostal Church style. It's brilliant.
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
dig all this period graphic style wouldja
Poster for the animated feature "The Point" from 1971
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Look at this poster, LOOK AT IT!!! Isn't this the most 1971 thing you ever saw?? As I remember it, it was a minor cultural moment. I should rewatch this one of these days it's been a few decades
Movie poster for the animated TV show "The Point"
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Okay, hear me out, a Lord of the Rings remake but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
Al Lewis and Fred Gwynne in "The Munsters"
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ringo Starr, neither mod nor rocker, is a mocker
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The old Darth Vader "Do not want" meme, posted here because I do not want peas, ever. Well, except maybe the edible pod kind, those are really nice in a stir fry, actually
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Statue in a downtown park I never noticed until just now. "Dedicated to the valiant immigrant mothers", it says.
Statue "dedicated to the valiant immigrant mothers"
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Now I'm wondering just which podcast recently invented "turbolib" to use as an insult
screenshot of some rando imagining they've just horribly insulted Dana
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
If these trends continue ... Ayyyyyyy!
'The Simpsons' character Disco Stu misusing statistics
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
WE ARE LEGION now look at this lovely streetcar station that used to stand in one of our Olmstead-designed parks
Streetcar station in Milwaukee's Lake Park, photo borrowed from https://content.mpl.org/digital/collection/HstoricPho/id/11515/rec/24
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
just now discovered another Mardoll cover that looks suspiciously like a 1970s-80s celeb's face
Ana Mardoll book cover, actress Marilu Henner in the 1970s
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
She semi-livetweeted her readings of Laura Ingalls Wilder around the time I started using old Twitter and I enjoyed those and kept following. I think I started getting wary when her artist used an actual public figure's face for her book cover art
Ana Mardoll book cover and violinist Hilary Hahn
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
For @planecrazy.bsky.social , a pen at the Abraham Lincoln museum, Springfield IL Year is late 1862
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
1956 vs 1967 aerial photographs. They sliced off a good chunk of the park and basically destroyed the old Center City neighborhood by State Street to build that thing
1956 vs 1967 aerial photographs showing a highway decimating neighborhoods and a landmark park
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
filling the void left by the absence of these native birds, hunted to extinction
Audubon's illustration of the extinct Carolina Parakeet
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
You know what sucks? Being a descriptivist with aesthetic sensibilities.
"[Artificial Intelligence] lets you throw 'compute' at that problem. "
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
These things are in almost every airport I've been to in the last few years. It's not hot food, though. My guess, the economics of an old-style automat with hot food wouldn't work out if an attendant had to throw away lots of unsold food that had been on the shelf too long.
a "Farmer's Fridge" branded vending machine
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Old movie poster, "Laurence Olivier as OTHELLO"
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
He looks a lot like my large teenage son
Sleeping doofus on his back with mouth open and paws crossed
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Deer Tick at Summerfest!
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
if, by chance, you're considering visiting Milwaukee, consider timing your visit according to kopps.com/flavor-preview . They sell Butter Pecan frozen custard a couple times a month by the cone, dish, pints, quarts, half gallons.
screenshots of Kopp's Frozen Custard's flavor forecast showing Butter Pecan's appearances in June 2026
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Michele Bachmann looking ridiculous while eating oversized state fair food
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Making that tired old "he makes really long threads" joke got me blocked. He found it about an hour after I'd posted it.
Screenshot of Seth Abramson's bsky profile page. He's blocking me.
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
hell yeah
At the left, a 1950s/60s flat topped beer can with the Falstaff logo and the words "King Size". At right, a painting of the beer's namesake
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Cream City all the way! photo by @bobbytmke.bsky.social , stolen from onmilwaukee.com/articles/cre...
Italianate home at 800 N. Marshall St., Milwaukee Wisconsin USA, constructed from the local yellow brick. Photo from Bobby Tanzilo/Onmilwaukee.com
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Nicer still, and props to this list's curator
screenshot of some chud's profile, with the note "User Blocked by "Weird Bouie Reply Guys"
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Interesting how many people in the replies to this are pretending Piker's dumb joke is extremely funny. My guess is a lot of it stems from his superfans' horniness for the guy, as evinced by this tidbit from one his fans' profile:
Excerpt of a post from someone who's horniness is leading him to extend an abundance of grace to Hasan Piker: "My main thing about Hasan apart from he's hot is ..."
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Hey we just had a 500 year flood 8 months ago... Close to 2" rain in the last 30 minutes
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Lyrics quoted from the Don Henley song "The Garden of Allah":

"Today I made and appearance downtown
I am an expert witness, because I say I am
And I said, 'Gentleman....and I use that word loosely...I will testify for you
I'm a gun for hire, I'm a saint, I'm a liar
Because there are no facts, there is no truth, just data to be manipulated
I can get you any result you like....what's it worth to ya?
Because there is no wrong, there is no right
And I sleep very well at night
No shame, no solution
No remorse, no retribution
Just people selling t-shirts
Just opportunity to participate in this pathetic little circus
And winning, winning, winning"
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Carrizo Plain and the Temblor Range in the distance, California. Wildflowers are just starting. California Poppies and yellow things are blooming up in the hills.
Wildflowers and mountains, near Soda Lake, Carrizo plain, California
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
A giddy cartoon human wearing metal-detectable earplugs with a cord
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Well this block list's doing its job well
screenshot -- "User Blocked by "Weird Bouie Reply Guys"
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Artist Jenny Holzer's dictum "Money Creates Taste" displayed on the Caesar's Palace marquee in Las Vegas in the 1980s
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
several ceramic fragments from an auto spark plug, held in the palm of someone's hand
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I swear this phrase belongs on a bingo card
results from a bsky search for the phrase "kneecapped Bernie"
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
found this pic in Google Maps -- Mayuri had them last year. Apparently in October (!?) if it's anything like Patel Bros., they'll *only* be available by the case, but you'll open & inspect each sealed case at the register so you don't get stuck with any damaged or overripe ones
detail of a Google Maps photo taken at Mayuri International Foods in Seattle Washington in 2025, showing imported Indian mangoes for US$39.33 a case (Kesar and Baganpalli varieties) and $49.99/case (Alphonso).
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Portable soup

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Alternative names	Pocket soup, veal glue
Type	Dehydrated food
Place of origin	United Kingdom

Portable soup was a form of dehydrated food of English origin used in the 18th and 19th centuries. It was a precursor of meat extract and bouillon cubes, and of industrially dehydrated and instant food. It is also known as pocket soup or veal glue. It is essentially a partially dehydrated broth and a solid counterpart of the glace de viande (meat glaze) used in French cuisine. It was long a staple of British seamen, military and explorers, as it would keep for many months or even a year. In this context, it was considered a filling and nutritious dish. 

Process

Portable soup was made from a slow-cooked beef or veal broth (often 6 to 8 hours), reduced, degreased to remove the fat (which may spoil and become rancid over time) and then reduced repeatedly until it solidified into a jelly. Once it was sufficiently gelatinous to hold its form, it was placed on pieces of flannel or unglazed earthenware dishes and rotated regularly to dry it further. Historically, this was a seasonal process attempted only in the winter when humidity was low. Once dry, it was wrapped in paper and stored in boxes. 

History
Hugh Plat

In the late sixteenth century, Sir Hugh Plat wrote, in his unpublished notes, of portable soup as a potential military rations for the army and navy, describing it as meat broth boiled down to a thick and dry paste which he called "gelly". Plat's basic recipe was to boil the feet or legs of beef cattle for a long time to make "a good broath" which was then strained and boiled down to "a strong & stiff gelly". This in turn was dried on clean cloths in a windy place out of the sun, cut with wire into pieces, powdered with flour to stop the pieces from sticking, and stored in wooden boxes.

Made in March, it would "keepe all the yeere" (keep all year). Alternatively, the dry jelly could be "stamped" into shape with a
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I haven't had one in years, but ... Snoballs. There's something really satisfying about that rubbery coconut layer
A box of Hostess Snoballs snack cakes
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Used paper bag on a cluttered table, containing other used paper bags and one copper-eyed orange doofus
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
May I suggest Paul's Pel'meni? Comfort food doesn't get more comforting than this
photo of a well-plated serving of pel'meni, stolen from Google Maps photos taken in Madison WI's restaurant Paul's Pel'meni
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
William Marshall as Dr. Richard Daystrom in the Star Trek Original Series episode "The Ultimate Computer"
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
And yet, once upon a time, San Antonio's Gebhardt Chili Powder Co. canned Chili con Carne con Frijoles. From their cookbook, link to the entire cookbook in alt text: Me, I'm of the 'cook it however you like it' school with not much use for prescriptivists
Gebhardt's Chili con Carne

"A delightful combination of good foods and pleasing flavor that once tried is always enjoyed. Gebhardt's is *real* Chili con Carne, made after the original Mexican recipe.

"Fine, juicy beef, Government inspected and Gebhardt selected. Fat, mealy beans -- the pride of the Estancia Valley. Rich, red gravy filled with nourishment and flavor from the meat and beans. Genuine Mexican peppers and spices in just the right amount to give piquant tang and zest different from any other food.

"The combination of these to make *real* Chili con Carne is the Gebhardt secret -- long sought but never achieved by imitators. It's quality and flavor is only equalled by its purity.

"*Real* Chili con Carne, pure and delicious, nourishing and substantial, is a food treat you will always enjoy if you like good things to eat."

-- advertisement from the 1923 cookbook "Mexican Cookery for American Homes", Gebhardt Chili Powder Co., found in full online at https://www.google.com/books/edition/Mexican_Cookery_for_American_Homes/vsZQAQAAIAAJ?hl=en&gbpv=1
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