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Christopher O.

@phaseolus.bsky.social
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Old man, loves Milwaukee and cats and Baroque music, pining for a more just and equitable and kind future

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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
old Milwaukee memory unlocked
1960s vintage (?) commercial sign, "Kalt's BAR & Restaurant".

It was on Oakland near Locust.
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Look at this poster, LOOK AT IT!!! Isn't this the most 1971 thing you ever saw?? As I remember it, it was a minor cultural moment. I should rewatch this one of these days it's been a few decades
Movie poster for the animated TV show "The Point"
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Okay, hear me out, a Lord of the Rings remake but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
Al Lewis and Fred Gwynne in "The Munsters"
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
First time I went to Manhattan was 2003 or 2004. Took a long walk from midtown to the ferry dock downtown. I saw a FDNY pumper slowly cruising down a street, about 7 or 8 guys in fire gear riding on the outside, slowing down and catcalling whenever they approached a sufficiently young pretty woman.
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
one of my kid's bands that is to say one of the multiple bands that one of my multiple kids is in. That's them on the floor
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Statue in a downtown park I never noticed until just now. "Dedicated to the valiant immigrant mothers", it says.
Statue "dedicated to the valiant immigrant mothers"
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: A Sicilian child watches some movies
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Describe your musical taste in three artists, no genres 1. Voces8 2. Little Feat 3. heroin-period Bill Evans kinda difficult to limit it to 3, here
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
For @planecrazy.bsky.social , a pen at the Abraham Lincoln museum, Springfield IL Year is late 1862
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I will yell "Mambo!" from the audience every time I see West Side Story. No apologies forthcoming. Incidentally, West Allis community theater's current production punches above its weight. You can still go see it tonight 7pm, Sunday 2pm at the Liberace auditorium @ 50th & Greenfield
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I guess a photo of someone holding a loaded weapon and pointing it in their mouth is goddamned funny to a certain kind of mind. To me it just provokes feelings of deep sadness. I hate it. I didn't expect it to show up on my feed. I don't expect I'll miss reading their comments.
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
You know what sucks? Being a descriptivist with aesthetic sensibilities.
"[Artificial Intelligence] lets you throw 'compute' at that problem. "
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
A child moonlights as a movie theater projectionist
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
One great-grandfather, a former Secretary of State of Wisconsin, was kicked out of the banking industry for using a bank's assets to make (and lose) stupid bets on financial shenanigans. One of his sons was on the State Banking Commission at the time, this must have been extremely embarrassing
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Deer Tick at Summerfest!
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Citation needed on "most", bub. Raw milk cheeses younger than 60 days exist in Europe. Canada, too. But most cheese is commodity cheese, everywhere, and that's all going to be made from pasteurized milk for quality control reasons.
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Myself, but as a cartoon:
static.klipy.com
Avatar Sokka at the Library
Alt: Sokka, enthusiastically planning a vacation trip to a very fine library
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Introducing myself with 10 bands or artists I've seen live: Tame Impala Bill Monroe & the Bluegrass Boys Paul O'Dette & Ronn McFarlane (at the same time!) Janelle Monáe John Fahey Peter Schickele Willie Dixon John Hartford MJ Lenderman John Prine
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
This bit's been going on for so long it's impossible to think of something good that no one's done before. Someone even did "Size 9 Feat" already. Okay ... Slightly increase a band Art Blakey & the Jazz Zoom Meetings sorry. stuff like that's all that's left
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Cream City all the way! photo by @bobbytmke.bsky.social , stolen from onmilwaukee.com/articles/cre...
Italianate home at 800 N. Marshall St., Milwaukee Wisconsin USA, constructed from the local yellow brick. Photo from Bobby Tanzilo/Onmilwaukee.com
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Fancy Mango Old Guy Knee Pain
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
It was 1977, and the sleazebag who ran Champion Chicken on 87th & Lisbon paid me $1.76/hr to wash dishes and bus tables and get yelled at. That was the special wage for tipped employees but I was not actually a tipped employee. Worked all summer, came away with pocket change.
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Hey we just had a 500 year flood 8 months ago... Close to 2" rain in the last 30 minutes
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Carrizo Plain and the Temblor Range in the distance, California. Wildflowers are just starting. California Poppies and yellow things are blooming up in the hills.
Wildflowers and mountains, near Soda Lake, Carrizo plain, California
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
So I recently learned something about the commercial beef tallow process that I didn't know before, and I think it's a really interesting bit of chemical engineering. Me, I'm an occasional soapmaker. (Those occasions are basically my ADHD brain's random dicta. Anyway, years ago when I needed 1/
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
A giddy cartoon human wearing metal-detectable earplugs with a cord
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19 www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTbS... Nonesuch was an amazing label back in the day
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The English Lute: Paul O'Dette, 1979 - Nonesuch H-71363
YouTube video by davidhertzberg
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Post a banger not in English www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWgD... Monteverdi: writes a banger with basically only one note
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Claudio Monteverdi (1567-1643), Deus in adjutorium meum intende! (Vespro della Beata Vergine)
YouTube video by Baroque Collegium 1685
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Other lives I might have led happily: - Great Lakes freighter 2nd mate - symphony orchestra 3rd horn - pastry chef - violin maker - cartographer - furniture maker - cheesemaker - dilettante with a generous trust fund
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Some (Saxony, Pomerania) were "Old Lutherans", who didn't want to join the official half-Lutheran half-Calvinist state Frankenchurch. Others (Mecklenburg, more Pomeranians) were draft dodgers. I usually get a chuckle from South Germans when I tell them my ancestors were sick of being Prussians
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I believe this is an op. He's neither popular or likeable, but legacy media outlets discussing the possibility of a presidential run is sure to get Democrat-haters on the left yelling at Emanuel-dislikers online and vice versa. Voilá, Dems in disarray again.
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
O they had better not do this, "Anne Boleyn's Lament" is RIGHT THERE www.youtube.com/watch?v=VK8W... Those dissonances with every "...I die..." are [chef's kiss]
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Anne Boleyn's lament: O death, rock me asleep; Anna Dennis & Voices of Music 4K UHD
YouTube video by Voices of Music
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
I was reading an online archive copy of the Summer 1976 issue of CoEvolution Quarterly, as one does, and found this improved version of the crappy, cheesy Spencer Gifts poster half the people my age seemed to have on their walls:
The Gestalt Prayer

"I do my laundry, and you do yours. 
I am not in this world to listen to your ceaseless yammering, 
and you are not in this world for any discernible reason at all.
You are you, and I am I, and I got the better deal.
And if by chance we find each other, it will be unspeakably tedious.
Fuck off."

-- Annie Lamott
Bolinas, California
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Remembering that VZ had this weird beauty pageant mania some years ago before their financial collapses, in the same era that Trump had his own beauty pageant fetish, makes me wonder how long it'll take before Trump publicly gets involved in Venezuelan pageants after this latest caper
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Scott Gunn @scottagunn.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
"When Herod the king had heard these things, he was troubled..." Tyrants are always afraid of love, terrified of grace and mercy because it undermines their coercive grip on power. By God's grace, the Herods of this world don't have the last word. #9lc 🕯️
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
It's not always that the commissioned carol is one I want to hear again. This is one of those times, the music and text are lovely #9LC
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
The King's College Festival of Nine Lessons and Carols service booklet is here! Download link at this address: www.kings.cam.ac.uk/rsdam/2025-n... #9LC
kings.cam.ac.uk
2025 Nine Lessons And Carols Order Of Service
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
I borrowed the excellent 1979 BBC production of "Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy" from the libary, and its opening scene really impressed me. Here are the four men at the top of a fictional spy agency in cold war Britain, one is a mole working for the Soviets. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShPP...
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Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (1979) - Opening Sequence
YouTube video by Richard Clarke
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Corelli, "Christmas concerto", op. 6 no. 8, Madison (WI) Bach Musicians, at their annual Baroque Christmas concert with Evanston IL's Bella Voce ensemble
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
The looks he gives me when the rotisserie chicken is all gone
A fluffy orange cat, sitting in the refrigerator where HE DOES NOT BELONG, throwing accusatory looks at me
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
George Washington: "May the children of the stock of Abraham who dwell in this land continue to merit and enjoy the good will of the other inhabitants — while every one shall sit in safety under his own vine and fig tree and there shall be none to make him afraid."
George Washington’s Letter
to the Hebrew Congregation of Newport

Gentlemen:
While I received with much satisfaction your address replete with expressions of esteem, I rejoice in the opportunity of assuring you that I shall always retain grateful remembrance of the cordial welcome I experienced on my visit to Newport from all classes of citizens.

The reflection on the days of difficulty and danger which are past is rendered the more sweet from a consciousness that they are succeeded by days of uncommon prosperity and security.

If we have wisdom to make the best use of the advantages with which we are now favored, we cannot fail, under the just administration of a good government, to become a great and happy people.

The citizens of the United States of America have a right to applaud themselves for having given to mankind examples of an enlarged and liberal policy — a policy worthy of imitation. All possess alike liberty of conscience and immunities of citizenship.

It is now no more that toleration is spoken of as if it were the indulgence of one class of people that another enjoyed the exercise of their inherent natural rights, for, happily, the Government of the United States, which gives to bigotry no sanction, to persecution no assistance, requires only that they who live under its protection should demean themselves as good citizens in giving it on all occasions their effectual support.

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May the children of the stock of Abraham who dwell in this land continue to merit and enjoy the good will of the other inhabitants — while every one shall sit in safety under his own vine and fig tree and there shall be none to make him afraid.

May the father of all mercies scatter light, and not darkness, upon our paths, and make us all in our several vocations useful here, and in His own due time and way everlastingly happy.

G. Washington
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Change one letter. Ruin a candy. Shitman's Sampler Lollipox
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Change one letter. Ruin a candy. Now 'n Latex
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
"I've been to their Fennimore plant, they make a little butter there"
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Milwaukeean here, and the answer is "Republicans in the state legislature"
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Ruin a book with a car: Volkswagen Rabbit, Run
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
okay now I have "♫ Hegemon, hegetal monsters, hegemon are the champions ♫" playing in my head
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Posting a female character I like
media.tenor.com
a woman is talking to another woman and says `` you are strong like baby ox . this i like . ''
Alt: Orphan Black's Helena, played by the great Tatiana Maslany, saying "you are strong like baby ox . this i like ."
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Christopher O. @phaseolus.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
NSFW a band The Cleveland Steamer Symphony Orchestra
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