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PhantomMegabyte

@phantommegabyte.com
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Software Engineer, Husband, and Dad. Current shows: White Lotus, South Park, Star Trek: Strange New Worlds. I am a big fan of Dr. Who... most of the time. Don’t take it personally but I will likely not respond to DMs.

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PhantomMegabyte @phantommegabyte.com · 04/10/2026
Not sure if this is as chupacabra in the woods or a mothera (sound on)
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PhantomMegabyte @phantommegabyte.com · 29/08/2026
MLB Baseball in the Apple Vision Pro…. Holy shit…
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PhantomMegabyte @phantommegabyte.com · 10/08/2026
My prediction. If the Dems win the house and senate, Trump will pull a Nixon. Trump will resign in exchange for Vance giving him a pardon for all past crimes. Trump will not be isolated from State charges, but good luck getting him out of Florida or Venezuela.
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PhantomMegabyte @phantommegabyte.com · 29/07/2026
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
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Trump invokes Fifth Amendment nearly 450 times in N.Y. AG’s civil probe of his business practices
An attorney for Trump said the former president answered only one question, about his name, during the four-hour deposition.
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PhantomMegabyte @phantommegabyte.com · 04/07/2026
For those that can’t seem to understand the difference between socialism and communism, this is communism: www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
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OpenAI ‘in early talks to give 5% stake to US government’
CEO Sam Altman argued move would share benefits of AI and it would involve other firms doing similar, report says
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PhantomMegabyte @phantommegabyte.com · 02/07/2026
Out of all things in life for AI to learn, it seems crazy accurate when you are holding a DeWalt, Yellow/black, drill. Seriously, get your drill, walk in front of your ring camera, and whatever you are doing their AI will always recognize the drill. A raccoon is a bear, but it won’t miss the drill
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PhantomMegabyte @phantommegabyte.com · 02/07/2026
Completely off topic of everything in life… You know what really burns my buns? Christmas episodes of my favorite completely mindless cartoons (Bob’s burgers, Family Guy, Simpsons, etc..) in July.
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PhantomMegabyte @phantommegabyte.com · 13/04/2026
They need to hurry up and make another Muppet Show. The world needs more Muppet Shows.
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PhantomMegabyte @phantommegabyte.com · 12/04/2026
What is the best Monty Python analogy to the Iran War? I’m thinking the black knight, but the black knight continues to stop King Arthur to the point that King Arthur starts cutting off his own limbs.
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PhantomMegabyte @phantommegabyte.com · 08/03/2026
Did any notice Steve Witkoff during the dignified transfer? Looking all over the place, hands in his pockets. At first I thought he was secret service. I’ve talked with a marine who genuinely thought Biden was evil because he looked at his watch. Baseball caps and paying attention to birds is ok?
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PhantomMegabyte @phantommegabyte.com · 07/03/2026
A baseball cap is not appropriate attire for a dignified transfer. Neither is nodding off standing up.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
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PhantomMegabyte @phantommegabyte.com · 23/02/2026
What I think of whenever someone says IEEPA. www.youtube.com/shorts/Mp2WT...
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⚠️Grandpa Warns Springfield⚠️ || #simpsons #shorts
YouTube video by RT The Hero
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PhantomMegabyte @phantommegabyte.com · 20/02/2026
He was changing rates like it was a magic power. An increase because how the Swiss talked to him? Trump made his own mess, and exemplified why this power needes to be with congress
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 20/02/2026
Neal Katyal: "In America, the chief justice said only Congress can impose taxes on the American people, and that's what tariffs are. Tariffs are taxes."
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PhantomMegabyte @phantommegabyte.com · 17/02/2026
youtu.be/5pGu6ESKpJE?...
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URGENT: ICE DETAINS 2 Month Old Baby Who Has FAILING HEALTH
YouTube video by Aaron Parnas
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PhantomMegabyte @phantommegabyte.com · 17/02/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiTJ...
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Rep. James Talarico On Confronting Christian Nationalism, And Strange Days In The Texas Legislature
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Charlie Sykes @sykescharlie.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
ICYMI
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PhantomMegabyte @phantommegabyte.com · 06/02/2026
So a group of powerful cannabilistic pedophiles were in charge? Hold on, was QAnon right?
snopes.com
Epstein files mention cannibalism, 'ritualistic sacrifice.' That's not the full story
Some accusations stemmed from an FBI interview with a unidentified man. There was no credible evidence to support them.
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PhantomMegabyte @phantommegabyte.com · 28/01/2026
I would pay serious money to see Stephen Miller vs. Kristi Noem in that Whitehouse UFC cage match.
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WTFGOP a.k.a on Twitter @Doggintrump @wtfgop.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
"THE PARTY TOLD YOU TO REJECT THE EVIDENCE OF YOUR EYES AND EARS. IT WAS THEIR FINAL, MOST ESSENTIAL COMMAND." -GEORGE ORWELL, 1984
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PhantomMegabyte @phantommegabyte.com · 26/01/2026
My wife: “Sorry I am covered in flour and chicken feathers.” Me: Well, yeah… it’s Sunday
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PhantomMegabyte @phantommegabyte.com · 21/01/2026
Always so much drama for no good reason
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Joni Askola @joniaskola.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Trump’s Greenland stunt was unnecessary. It made the world worse
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Svatli @svatli.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
A joke for the history buffs.
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Carmen Harris🇿🇦 @carmenharris.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
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PhantomMegabyte @phantommegabyte.com · 14/01/2026
Crazy that I need to look up castle laws, getting a gun, because ICE is going to show up, going door to door, looking for people. No trespassing signs are on order. Anne Frank shit. Don't come on my property, or try to enter my house, without a judicial search warrant. New England is next.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 14/01/2026
Someone bought the domain Nazis.us and pointed it to the DHS website. #GoodTrouble
nazis.us
Home | Homeland Security
U.S. Department of Homeland Security: With honor and integrity, we will safeguard the American people, our homeland, and our values.
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PhantomMegabyte @phantommegabyte.com · 14/01/2026
It’s funny, gold seems to go up 2% every time Trump says something stupid about the economy.
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PhantomMegabyte @phantommegabyte.com · 08/01/2026
I didn't think I could be more angry at our government, but then I watched the shooting video. JD Vance standing up there calling it self defense is bullshit. Watch the damn video. But you know... the agent got 30 stitches once so that woman deserved to be shot!?!?
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
WATCH: ICE denies her medical care from a physician after the shooting… (From huff post)
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PhantomMegabyte @phantommegabyte.com · 24/12/2025
Geee… every time there are bad numbers… fire the guy who published the numbers. Remarkable how that results in good numbers. Sorry, really not feeling this awesome economy.
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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
It’s the year 2025 and Americans have to watch a bootlegged international version of a news program because it was censored here in our country to protect a criminal president.
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PhantomMegabyte @phantommegabyte.com · 21/12/2025
Gift wrapping could be an Olympic event. You can even have different disciplines. Free style, pattern matching, creative wrapping. Judged, based on time, number of cuts, wasted material, and temperament of gift wrapper.
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PhantomMegabyte @phantommegabyte.com · 17/12/2025
Summarizing: "I don't want to extend the ACA because we shouldn't give all this money to insurance companies, who are dictating the cost". I agree. Time to break up the insurance companies and let the free market lower costs.
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PhantomMegabyte @phantommegabyte.com · 17/12/2025
I hate to admit it, but I once supported the Iraq war. I knew people directly affected by 9/11 and trusted the government’s claims about weapons of mass destruction. I know better now. It was a mistake. Leaders far older than I am should have the wisdom not to repeat it in Venezuela.
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PhantomMegabyte @phantommegabyte.com · 17/12/2025
What’s most depressing about Trump’s address tonight is that it will likely be the usual incoherent rambling — and despite the contradictions, cognitive dissonance, and sheer WTF factor, his approval ratings will almost certainly rise, just as he “won” the debates with Kamala among his supporters.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Hey Tennessee, if you don’t want an entirely unjustified war of choice with Venezuela the time to call on your reps and senators to stop Trump is now. @MarshaBlackburn @SenatorHagerty @RepOgles @RepTimBurchett @RepHarshbarger @DesJarlaisTN04 @MattForTN @RepDavidKustoff @RepJohnRose
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PhantomMegabyte @phantommegabyte.com · 17/12/2025
If Orange Julius Caesar invades Venezuela, I am pretty sure my representatives would vote to stop that shit. Would yours?
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Tom Nichols @radiofreetom.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Ghoul.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 11/12/2025
Holy smokes! Rubio really woke up and said the biggest threat to America is… Calibri. At this rate, Comic Sans is going to need witness protection.
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PhantomMegabyte @phantommegabyte.com · 26/11/2025
Watching clips of Zohran Mamdani with Trump makes me truly appreciate how smart #mamdani is. He is one of those few politicians who knows when NOT to talk.
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PhantomMegabyte @phantommegabyte.com · 22/11/2025
Zohran sold the Tangerine Mussolini on something. If that something results in less fascism and maybe… 🤞… a little sanity I’ll take it. I got the impression Zohran might get some influence here. More Zohran less Miller.
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
I had no idea that Zohran Mamdani was Bubba
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Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @joshuaeakle.com · 20/11/2025
If joking about Charlie Kirk is considered “violent rhetoric,” how do we describe open calls to hang members of Congress?
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Aaron Parnas @aaronparnas.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
BREAKING: Donald Trump is calling for the arrest, indictment, and imprisonment of lawmakers who reminded military leaders to follow their oaths, amplifying calls to "hang them." A very serious morning. Spread the word. I have the latest: open.substack.com/pub/aaronpar...
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BREAKING: Trump Calls for Arrest of Democratic Lawmakers and Reposts Calls to "Hang Them"
Donald Trump is calling for the arrest, indictment, and imprisonment of lawmakers who reminded military leaders to follow their oaths, amplifying calls to "hang them." A very serious morning.
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Pete Buttigieg @petebuttigieg.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
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PhantomMegabyte @phantommegabyte.com · 07/11/2025
"If the sandwich doesn't split, you most acquit" 😂😅😅
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PhantomMegabyte @phantommegabyte.com · 05/11/2025
One year since the last presidential election. It's only been 1 year.... ugh
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