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Phaethon(Unverfiable)

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Recovering scientist. Still not dead. All media manipulated unless stated o/wise. (C)Phaethon=All rights reserved

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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
#GoodnightUK #SweetDreams
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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
The NHS is no place for an old white straight male. #NHSThuglife
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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Dear Britain, IT'S . TOO . LATE
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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
The future of motoring: www.youtube.com/shorts/2E0HF...
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A full-sized Volvo built entirely out of LEGO.
YouTube video by SEE SEE
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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
There has got to be an easier way to sneak into that place without paying...
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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
#GoodMorningUK #NHSThugLife Reporting for work after a bout of gastroenteritis...
Three foreground military sorts are waist-deep in a swamp, one an officer, another wielding a clipboard and the third looking particularly bedraggled and miserable before them. In the background, other grunts are just floating heads looking on.
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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
#GoodnightUK #SweetDreams
UK police officer, back to camera, with hi-viz jacket marked "Thought POLICE" & "Unacceptable Behaviour Team".
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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
I urge Trump to stick a pitchfork up his arse 'immediately' - without lube.
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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Only 28..?
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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
If I see the words "Legitimate Interest" I go elsewhere.
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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
THOUSANDS of frames later: Barn Swallow, Bangkok.
Barn Swallow /Hirundo rustica/ hunting on the wing amongst banana trees. [Bangkok, Thailand]
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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
This was an actual bedroom in a Bangkok hotel - for some reason they were asked to redecorate...
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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Mercury was the go-to treatment for syphilis up to the 19th century, so a bed in a lake of the stuff is just prophylaxis.
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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
#Want
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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
It contrasts with the ultimate modern bedroom aboard Air Farce One.
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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Possibly one of the most famous bedrooms is the Lincoln Bedroom in the Trump House.
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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
#GoodMorningUK #SundaySacrilege I wonder what they're talking about right now...
Two images, one of Hugh Hefner and the other of Frank the pope. Both surrounded by female employees.
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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
There will always be a queue of people of a certain quality to take an on-screen job (see: To Die For [1995]).
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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Indeed. It's hard to believe they can't find /anyone/ at Fox News to take on the job...
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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
www.youtube.com/watch?v=63rc...
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Del Boy Falls Through the Bar | Only Fools and Horses | BBC Comedy Greats
YouTube video by BBC Comedy Greats
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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
LinkedIn Job Alert just dropped for a "HM Prison and Probation Service Intelligence Researcher". Not a job I'd be interested in, but whoever gets it, I do hope they find some...
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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
And thus he took on the mantle of "Leo The Luddite"...
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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Putin on the phone: "Awww, c'mon Donald! Just one tactical nuke, just ONE!"
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Saganism @sagan.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Right Now, most of the American can relate to this message from the 90's.
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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
#GoodMorningUK #NHSThugLife
Stereotypical American doctor with white coat and stethoscope showing X-ray film to a patient in a hospital bed: "Your X-RAY showed a
broken rib, but we fixed it with Photoshop."
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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
#GoodnightUK #SweetDreams
Three ladies in Edwardian dresses acost a possibly drunk mand in the street. One is picking his pocket, another steals his pocket watch while a third, the lookout, points toward an approaching policeman. Caption: "The ways of London 'ladies' - A countryman falls among them and is robbed".
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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
I'm forwarding the blueprints to HoP architects as we speak...
A cartoon cuckoo-clock bluebird flies out of a shuttered door in the side of the clock tower of the UK Houses of Parliament. The bird has the head of Nigel Farage.
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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
#ExcommunicateTrump (I don't care if he isn't Catholic)
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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
#GoodMorningUK #FridayVibe
Office sign labelled "EVACUATION PLAN": Empty but for a Post-It note that reads "run".
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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
#BrokenNews Thai beer giant vows to sue Vatican over copyright infringement.
Thai beer, 'Leo'.
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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Does anyone know what his position on pineapple is?
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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Immediate 100% tariffs on choirboys.
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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
The new pope is an American. Don't tell me I wasn't close...
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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
#BrokenNews Red smoke from Sistine Chapel chimney signals election of Pope Donald the Great
Red smoke billows from the chimney of the Sistine Chapel.Pope Donald the Great greets the adoring masses in St America's Square
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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
#GoodnightUK #SweetDreams
'Fathers' Ted & Dougal protest with home-made placards "Down with this sort of thing" and "Careful now" respectively
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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
One hundred and thirty three pseudo-celibate men have been locked in a room decorated with pictures of naked figures, mainly men and more than a few children. The Vatican's Kleenex bill is going to be enormous.
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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Only two of them have grown...?
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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Everything to know about the Met Gala 2025: There, that is all.
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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
#GoodMorningUK #BankHolidayMonday
Man playing an accordion on a tightrope over a canal...
Well, what else ya gonna do..?
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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
#GoodnightUK #BookAtBedtime #SweetDreams
A London hotel bedside table with the drawer open. Instead of the traditional useless gideon garbage, there is a copy of the London A-Z and a book titled "The Complete Book of Knife Fighting."
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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
That is truly impressive! I haven't been able to sit through just one Iron Man movie, let alone two...
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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Sounds right.
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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Could be an undercover daffodil... What does it taste like?
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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
May I volunteer to be the 'one out'? I'm feckin' sick of this country.
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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
#SundaySacrilege There were signs.
Cardinal-priest Roger Mahony wearing a red baseball cap with the words "TRUMP FOR POPE" on it.
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Evonne T. @ennove.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Well, death technically "cures" a lot of things...
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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
When I need a patient to open their eyes wide, I start with "Open wide"; if that doesn't work, then "Big eyes!"; if that doesn't work, then "Scary movie wide!" and if that doesn't work - "Boris is coming back!". That last one ALWAYS works.
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