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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

#GoodMorningUK #NHSThugLife Reporting for work after a bout of gastroenteritis...

Three foreground military sorts are waist-deep in a swamp, one an officer, another wielding a clipboard and the third looking particularly bedraggled and miserable before them. In the background, other grunts are just floating heads looking on.

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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

THOUSANDS of frames later: Barn Swallow, Bangkok.

Barn Swallow /Hirundo rustica/ hunting on the wing amongst banana trees. [Bangkok, Thailand]

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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

This was an actual bedroom in a Bangkok hotel - for some reason they were asked to redecorate...

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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

It contrasts with the ultimate modern bedroom aboard Air Farce One.

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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

Possibly one of the most famous bedrooms is the Lincoln Bedroom in the Trump House.

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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

I'm forwarding the blueprints to HoP architects as we speak...

A cartoon cuckoo-clock bluebird flies out of a shuttered door in the side of the clock tower of the UK Houses of Parliament. The bird has the head of Nigel Farage.

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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

#BrokenNews Thai beer giant vows to sue Vatican over copyright infringement.

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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

#BrokenNews Red smoke from Sistine Chapel chimney signals election of Pope Donald the Great

Red smoke billows from the chimney of the Sistine Chapel.

Pope Donald the Great greets the adoring masses in St America's Square

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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

This morning's haul of harassment letters from #TVLicensing from just one of three blocks of NHS workers' flats. As someone who hasn't owned or operated a television for over 30 years, I'd like to thank this powerless, pointless bunch of thugs for their efforts in the war on trees.

Seven letters from the UK's TV licensing who send out near-infinite numbers of such letters nationwide with empty threats of investigation/inspection/prosecution/fines and jail.

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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

#FutureNews They said it couldn't happen, but just days after the US placed crippling tariffs on choirboys... #HabemusTrumpam

Newly-elected Pope Donald greets crowds of the faithless from a balcony overlooking St Peter's Square, now called America's Square.

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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

#BrokenNews US impose 145% tariffs on Runcorn after MAGA-UK make DEI hire.

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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

This guy lost his finger to a snake bite, but returned to work at the Red Cross Snake Farm, Bangkok, because he 'loves snakes'...

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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

#BrokenNews On hearing that Amazon is displaying the cost of tariffs, Donald Trump declared war on Brazil. "Ain't no stinking river gonna get away with betraying me!"

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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

Trump is obsessed with his predecessor. In his first 100 days, Donald Trump has mentioned Joe Biden and/or his family, on average, six times per day. This means Biden has spent these first hundred days living rent-free in Trump's head...

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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

Mark Carney: "They want our resources, they want our water, they want our land, they want our country." Donald Trump: "We also want your lumberjacks... We REALLY want your lumberjacks..."

Buff lumberjack, naked but for strategically placed plaid shirt and white socks, posing with axe (with an 'e'), chainsaw and cut lumber. Canadian flag stamped in the background on a cut tree trunk almost as wide as the lumberjack is tall.

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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

Okay Frank, if you're not out of there in three days, we're calling BS...

Tomb of Frank The Pope, late of Da Caflick Massif.

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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

Hmmmm... Maybe it doesn't... #RIPEvri I would gladly sacrifice my twice-delayed parcel if it meant #EVRI were completely eliminated from existence.

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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

Trump after he finds out he's in the third row at Frank's funeral...

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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

JD Vance World Tour: Europe: Wrecks NATO Greenland: Wrecks wife's seal-clubbing holiday Vatican: Kills Pope India: Kashmir in flames Am I missing anything? Where's he going next? Just so we can warn them...

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