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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

The NHS is no place for an old white straight male. #NHSThuglife

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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

#GoodMorningUK #NHSThugLife Reporting for work after a bout of gastroenteritis...

Three foreground military sorts are waist-deep in a swamp, one an officer, another wielding a clipboard and the third looking particularly bedraggled and miserable before them. In the background, other grunts are just floating heads looking on.

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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

I urge Trump to stick a pitchfork up his arse 'immediately' - without lube.

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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

LinkedIn Job Alert just dropped for a "HM Prison and Probation Service Intelligence Researcher". Not a job I'd be interested in, but whoever gets it, I do hope they find some...

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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

And thus he took on the mantle of "Leo The Luddite"...

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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

Putin on the phone: "Awww, c'mon Donald! Just one tactical nuke, just ONE!"

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Saganism @sagan.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

Right Now, most of the American can relate to this message from the 90's.

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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

#BrokenNews Thai beer giant vows to sue Vatican over copyright infringement.

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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

#BrokenNews Red smoke from Sistine Chapel chimney signals election of Pope Donald the Great

Red smoke billows from the chimney of the Sistine Chapel.

Pope Donald the Great greets the adoring masses in St America's Square

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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

One hundred and thirty three pseudo-celibate men have been locked in a room decorated with pictures of naked figures, mainly men and more than a few children. The Vatican's Kleenex bill is going to be enormous.

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Evonne T. @ennove.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

Well, death technically "cures" a lot of things...

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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

This morning's haul of harassment letters from #TVLicensing from just one of three blocks of NHS workers' flats. As someone who hasn't owned or operated a television for over 30 years, I'd like to thank this powerless, pointless bunch of thugs for their efforts in the war on trees.

Seven letters from the UK's TV licensing who send out near-infinite numbers of such letters nationwide with empty threats of investigation/inspection/prosecution/fines and jail.

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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

#FutureNews They said it couldn't happen, but just days after the US placed crippling tariffs on choirboys... #HabemusTrumpam

Newly-elected Pope Donald greets crowds of the faithless from a balcony overlooking St Peter's Square, now called America's Square.

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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

#BrokenNews US impose 145% tariffs on Runcorn after MAGA-UK make DEI hire.

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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

Yes - If the power is three-phase and delivered via electric chair...

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JeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

#BrokenNews On hearing that Amazon is displaying the cost of tariffs, Donald Trump declared war on Brazil. "Ain't no stinking river gonna get away with betraying me!"

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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

Trump is obsessed with his predecessor. In his first 100 days, Donald Trump has mentioned Joe Biden and/or his family, on average, six times per day. This means Biden has spent these first hundred days living rent-free in Trump's head...

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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

Mark Carney: "They want our resources, they want our water, they want our land, they want our country." Donald Trump: "We also want your lumberjacks... We REALLY want your lumberjacks..."

Buff lumberjack, naked but for strategically placed plaid shirt and white socks, posing with axe (with an 'e'), chainsaw and cut lumber. Canadian flag stamped in the background on a cut tree trunk almost as wide as the lumberjack is tall.

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Lizzy Tish @lizzy-tish.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

Not a single international cargo ship at the Port of Seattle. The port is dead. The last ship from China will dock at a West coast port on the 29th, and the last Chinese ship will dock on the East coast around May 10th. After that, there will be no more shipments arriving from China. We’re screwed.

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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

Okay Frank, if you're not out of there in three days, we're calling BS...

Tomb of Frank The Pope, late of Da Caflick Massif.

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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

Please don't give renowned scammer Liz 'I Crashed The Economy' Truss any ideas...

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Phaethon(Unverfiable) @phaethon.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

Trump after he finds out he's in the third row at Frank's funeral...

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