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James McClure

@pfadge.bsky.social
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Relocated Texan in the Midwest. Spouse, Dad, Longhorn, sometimes actor. "I know things and I have cats"

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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So now you know something about nectivorous bat tongues! They fall into two long-tongued groups: the 'hemodynamic moppers' and the 'groove-tonguers'. These little guys are amazing to watch & a great example of convergent evolution by comparison to hummingbirds. HUMMINGBATS!
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James McClure @pfadge.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
All Saints Episcopal across the street from Lawrence
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James McClure @pfadge.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I sure hope they’re going for “clanker”
A black Tesla parked on a city street with the license plate “KLANKR”
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Evening Forest News @forrestnews.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Had to buy a new wine fridge and was a little surprised in the transfer process to learn I have laid in 4 different bottles of champagne for When It Happens. #neverwrongoftenearly
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James McClure @pfadge.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hello from Appleton!
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James McClure @pfadge.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
How is it societally acceptable to not use headphones on a plane?
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James McClure @pfadge.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mrs. Roper gettin' down to business.
A woman with a curly red wig, wearing a colorful caftan, stands on a downtown street with a cigarette down by her side and phone up to her ear - engaged in conversation.
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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James McClure @pfadge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sir, this is a Wendy's!
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nick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays.
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James McClure @pfadge.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Downtown Appleton is crazy during Octoberfest
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Marie 🇨🇦 @pawbaby2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Who else is way past impeachment and wants REAL accountability? 🙋‍♀️ I do. Who’s with me? #USDemocracy #RisingBlue
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James McClure @pfadge.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have for years been annoyed by this. Also, "Final Fantasy".
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James McClure @pfadge.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Having grown up mostly in Houston, when moving from New York I told my wife that Austin was "not that hot". 25 years later, she still hasn't forgiven me.
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James McClure @pfadge.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZZn...
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Hall & Oates - She's Gone video
YouTube video by NoCanDu
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James McClure @pfadge.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
For years, when we were living in Texas and my wife said it was "too hot for September" I didn't fully internalize what she meant. Now that we're living in the US Midwest I get it.
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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The biggest mistake in American history was not dragging Trump off to prison within 24 hours of January 6th. And we'll pay for that for the rest of our lives.
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James McClure @pfadge.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is amazing. bsky.app/profile/vict...
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Amanda Katz @katzish.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Inside of me (my house) are two wolves (cats) and they will not stop hissing at each other from under the door
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James McClure @pfadge.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
File under "Things they should have done ten years ago".
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James McClure @pfadge.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yoda's English always reminds me of German.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
THE RETURN OF RUSSIAGATE: “There’s an expression known by everyone in Russia - ‘the only thing that’s free is the cheese in the mousetrap’… why is it always Russia?” (TLDR: Russia was never a hoax.) www.bylinesupplement.com/p/the-return...
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James McClure @pfadge.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Because donnie has the temperament of a petulant toddler.
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James McClure @pfadge.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Don’t tempt me with a good time.
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Mark Somers @marksomers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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don-brown.bsky.social @don-brown.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Don’t believe the lies. Trump is *not* selling $2.8 billion of bombs for Israel’s genocide. It’s worse. Trump is *giving away* $2.8 billion of bombs for Israel’s genocide. American taxpayers are paying for those bombs.
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James McClure @pfadge.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This BS will continue unless and until we arrest the minions doing the work.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A minor detail is missing from the headline.
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James McClure @pfadge.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
And the problem is?
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 15/09/2026
This is one of the funniest threads I’ve read in ages. At no point does OP break, and the landlords, well, www.reddit.com/r/Landlord/c...
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James McClure @pfadge.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I really have to make time to get to Mackinac Island some day.
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James McClure @pfadge.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I just witnessed a murder!
A treetop, silhouetted against a gray sky with several crows perched within.
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DemCast USA @demcast.com · 13/09/2026
We’re with Michael Steele on this! “…tear it all down — every last inch of it. Every last bit. If his name is on it, take it off. If he built it, tear it down.”
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Luca Migo @victinibcn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
According to the House Oversight chair, Mitch McConnell has just 24 hours to show his face in Washington. 😏
Mitch McDonnell in a meme sitting at a table holding a mug with a sign that reads: I’m dead. Change my mind.
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James McClure @pfadge.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Y'know, it would be pretty easy to create an entire fake news feed without any references to him by using AI…
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I did NOT vote for the rapist @sarahgies.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
STOP BLAMING HIS DEMENTIA
HE WAS A PIECE OF SHIT WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER TOO!
DAPSTAR
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James McClure @pfadge.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Panic! At the disco?
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James McClure @pfadge.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You might think that companies who send mortgage refinance offers in the mail check first to be sure the recipient actually has a mortgage. A non-zero number of them do not.
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James McClure @pfadge.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“We have always been at war with Eastasia”
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Brian Stack @brianstack153.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
From the Onion’s brilliant, incredibly powerful post-9/11 issue. theonion.com/hijackers-su...
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Hijackers Surprised To Find Selves In Hell
JAHANNEM, OUTER DARKNESS—The hijackers who carried out the Sept. 11 attacks on the World Trade Center and Pentagon expressed confusion and surprise Monday to find themselves in the lowest plane of Na’...
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A. Marmot 🌱 @aminus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
BREAKING: a whistleblower has just quit company wikiHow, warning that within ten years, advanced wikiHow illustrations may kill us all
wikihow tutorial illustration with a man in baseball cap and pink shirt partially crouching, hands on thighs, and pivoting counterclockwise as shown by red arrows. Caption reads, "how to discretely get your balls unstuck from your thigh"
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James McClure @pfadge.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"I moved on her like a bitch. I couldn't get there and she was married. Then all-of-a-sudden I see her, she's now got the big phony tits and everything. She's totally changed her look."
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James McClure @pfadge.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Fun fact about NYC. All those "back alleys" that folks are always getting stabbed in? They don't exist. Never did.
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James McClure @pfadge.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
There are literally no words that can prepare you for this.
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James McClure @pfadge.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
On the bright side, chances are very low your buddy will spill bong water on the carpet. Low. Not zero, but low.
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James McClure @pfadge.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Every candidate for Congress in the midterms should be campaigning on impeachment.
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