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PetVampire @petvampire.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
He WATCHES.
Photo of a rather rotund squirrel lurking on a house rooftop, glaring at the camera
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PetVampire @petvampire.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Oh, these are excellent pens!
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PetVampire @petvampire.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
It’s my birthday! To celebrate, go do something cool or fun or kind for yourself. Or share memes and pet pics, that also works. 💖
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PetVampire @petvampire.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Orng!
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PetVampire @petvampire.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
This world is a fucking pit and whenever I think maybe I’ll get to be happy, it punches me right in the tit and takes one of my remaining shreds of hope.
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Norin 🦈 🔜 Designercon @mahoukarp.com · 20/08/2025
Shark unboxing 🦈 #art #comic #sharks
Instructions on how to care for a shork plush

1.) Order
2.) Unbox
3.) Give headpats
4.) Hug
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Norin 🦈 🔜 Designercon @mahoukarp.com · 15/08/2025
Supportive sharks are all you need #art #sharks #comic
Illustration of some sharks giving advice 

1.) Its okay to ask for help
2.) You are not a burden
3.) Murder is okay
4.) Your feelings matter

There is nothing unusual
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Norin 🦈 🔜 Designercon @mahoukarp.com · 10/08/2025
So very tired #art #comic #sharks
comic of a mako and hammer shark

1.) Mako: Im so tired lately
2.) Hammer: Because you stay up too late
3.) Mako: ...
4.) Mako: No...
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PetVampire @petvampire.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Honestly iconic.
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PetVampire @petvampire.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
We’ll be there!
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PetVampire @petvampire.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
FREQUENTLY! If you’d told me as a kid how excited I would get whenever I got a new vacuum, I would NEVER believe it!
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PetVampire @petvampire.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
I know this feeling ACUTELY.
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PetVampire @petvampire.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Can’t wait to see you out and about!
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PetVampire @petvampire.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Last four games in your rotation:
Logo for Digimon Story Cyber Sleuth Complete EditionLogo for Baldur’s Gate IIILogo for Stardew ValleyLogo for Slime Rancher
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PetVampire @petvampire.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Wait… you’re NOT a very large, very sexy girl beetle? I HAVE BEEN MISINFORMED! 🤣
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PetVampire @petvampire.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
I’m shocked, shocked I tell you!
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
The gloves are off 👏
comicsands.com
Stephen Colbert Hits Back At Trump With Blunt Response In First Show Since Cancellation Announcement
The gloves are off.
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PetVampire @petvampire.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
WAIT WHAT?! OH MY GOD WE GOTTA DO A WATCH PARTY!
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PetVampire @petvampire.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Oh man… Sailor Moon and Ronin Warriors. Those were THE ONES for me when I was a kid!
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PetVampire @petvampire.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
No bones, no bones, la la la la la la!
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secondlina // Lord of Crows @secondlina.com · 08/07/2025
It's dangerous to go alone.
Little drawing of a crow in an "In case of x, break glass" emergency box with the caption "In case of depression... take him with you!"
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PetVampire @petvampire.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
The Millennial in me views this as an achievement in maximum sarcasm. The ethical human being is screaming.
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PetVampire @petvampire.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Finally watched the pro-shot of the Frozen musical, and while I have criticisms of the show overall, the technical production was INSANE. I want to live in that lighting design.
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PetVampire @petvampire.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
It seemed like the proper day to build this little guy.
Photo of a Lego-style guillotine
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PetVampire @petvampire.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Oof. Thanks for sharing the full review - that is a LOT of rough changes, and I too hope it goes through intensive rewrites if it gets shipped to Broadway.
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scari @cari.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
I'm so tired of everything being a subscription service. I'm not going to subscribe to a bra or a body wash, are you insane?
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PetVampire @petvampire.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Rocking the fox hair in full again. Huzzah!
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PetVampire @petvampire.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
… you know, I’ll take it.
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PetVampire @petvampire.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Oh, no. I was worried that was what was going to happen with the stage adaptation. Any redeeming qualities?
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PetVampire @petvampire.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy, but is not a selfie.
Screenshot of an Instagram post from
Monomi Park featuring four shadow slimes with a caption reading ‘my remaining brain cells on the way to rescue me :D’
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PetVampire @petvampire.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Lemontic. 🤣 it’s worth it.
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PetVampire @petvampire.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Oof! Stay cool as you can.
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Eri 👻 @graveyardgh0ul.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
I always want to be informed, but damn this shit is just depressing.
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Deven Rue 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @devenrue.com · 22/06/2025
*opens the internet *reads the news *closes the internet *vomits
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PetVampire @petvampire.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
We are living in the fucking worst times. All I can do is donate to people who can do better and celebrate shit they’d hate. Let’s do Pride over at @vixenvicious.bsky.social
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PetVampire @petvampire.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Please give reviews on it when you get playing!
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Stephanie Canada @stephaniecanada.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Want to make some FREE wrap pants?! I made some in my latest upload and show you all my measurements and how to put it together. Come and join the WRAP party! Clothes should fit YOU (not the other way around) youtu.be/CZqfn9ydSE8
youtu.be
Clothes should fit YOU (not the other way around)
YouTube video by Stephanie Canada
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PetVampire @petvampire.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I’m so sorry. Sending love to you.
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PetVampire @petvampire.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I’m so sorry. Sending all the love.
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unboxed cereal @unboxedcereal.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Two-panel meme.
First panel: the image is the cursed Wigglytuff art from Pokemon TCG Pocket, with weirdly detailed pink fur and big, unsettlingly-realistic blue eyes making direct eye contact with the viewer. There's a slight smile that's somehow off-putting. Caption is written in soft, round text in colors matching Wigglytuff's eyes, and reads, "Are you tired of being nice?"
Second panel: same image except we've really zoomed in on the face, getting uncomfortably close to those soulless eyes. This time the caption is in harsh, angular text in a dark, bloody red. It reads, "Don't you just want to go ape shit?"
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PetVampire @petvampire.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
This is Correct.
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PetVampire @petvampire.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Pretty much all the high-tempo Distant Worlds music, most of the Legally Blonde musical soundtrack, Shakira.
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PetVampire @petvampire.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
This is so stunning!
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PetVampire @petvampire.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I thought that Snorlax was in a seatbelt at first glance, but it’s even BETTER! This is so cute!
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Oscar&Felix @oscar-felix.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
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Lisa the Leftist @lisatellstruth.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
party time!!
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PetVampire @petvampire.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
See a tattoo, post a tattoo! My latest baby!
Tattoo of a curled up fox with mushrooms and dandelions, over the words ‘Mother of Lost Things’
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PetVampire @petvampire.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
If they fit correctly, they are reasonably comfortable and very supportive for the back! My most discomfort actually comes from sitting in them, because I have a short torso and the bottom edge tends to poke into my legs.
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