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@petsnakereggie.bsky.social
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Writer, Comedian, Musician, and Podcaster. I like cats.

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Tim is not in at the moment @petsnakereggie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I will never stop being angry that Donald Trump is probably going to outlive me
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Tim is not in at the moment @petsnakereggie.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Listen up America: The call is coming from inside the house.
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neets @neetsbluesky.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
This is terrible, but I feel so vindicated. Adding her to my list of “People I was right about all along.”
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Tim is not in at the moment @petsnakereggie.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
It was just about this time last year they were unplugging mom from all the machines keeping her alive. I’m not having the best of days.
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Tim is not in at the moment @petsnakereggie.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
I don’t watch college basketball but I’ve noticed that most of the pictures I see are of young black men being coached by an old white man and I feel like that is saying something…
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Tim is not in at the moment @petsnakereggie.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
I don’t know if it’s part of Star Wars canon but I presume the first use of the force was to get a cat to move close enough to be petted.
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Tim is not in at the moment @petsnakereggie.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
There are two kinds of people in the world - those who believe everything he says is the truth and those who actually understand what the word “truth” means.
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Tim is not in at the moment @petsnakereggie.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
I don’t know. I haven’t opened the case. She’d hurt me if I did. I do definitely still have it, tho.
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Tim is not in at the moment @petsnakereggie.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Me looking at the clock and thinking I slept an hour later than usual and patting myself on the back. An hour later: It’s daylight savings time? FUCK!
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Tim is not in at the moment @petsnakereggie.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
I have now gone two days without hitting a wild animal with my car. Came close with a wild turkey yesterday. It stared my car down as I was hitting the brakes and I fully believe it would have won in a fight had it come to that.
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Tim is not in at the moment @petsnakereggie.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Not too exciting. I was on a park road. Deer ran in front of me and I couldn’t brake in time. Bounced off my hood and roof and fell beside the road. I assumed it was dead but couldn’t find it. One of my parking sensors is missing, dent in hood, deer fur in license plate.
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Tim is not in at the moment @petsnakereggie.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
I have lived in Minnesota almost all of my life. I had to go to Great Basin National Park in Nevada to hit a deer. Me and the car are mostly fine. The deer ran away so I can’t say much about their condition.
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Tim is not in at the moment @petsnakereggie.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Look, I hate to use a Godfather reference but I think the Democratic Party needs a wartime consigliere.
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Tim is not in at the moment @petsnakereggie.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I stayed here last night!
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Tim is not in at the moment @petsnakereggie.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I’m having trouble believing in all those movies with master assassin snipers because if you could really hire those people, wouldn’t someone have taken out Putin by now?
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Tim is not in at the moment @petsnakereggie.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Hmmmm. I do like cinnamon…
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Tim is not in at the moment @petsnakereggie.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Eh. I’m pretty tolerant of people I like but also, antidepressants are absolutely a good thing and they save lives (and friendships).
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Tim is not in at the moment @petsnakereggie.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I gotta give a shout out to @crobertcargill.bsky.social for the escapism of “The Gorge.” It was the right thing to keep my brain from spiraling last night. I miss you, friend!
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Tim is not in at the moment @petsnakereggie.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I’m a diabetic. I have it pretty well controlled and one of the reasons is Ozempic, which is a “weight loss drug.” I just bring this up because SOMEONE is suggesting people don’t need these medications.
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Tim is not in at the moment @petsnakereggie.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
I don’t know - it is a super hero movie led by a black man, a Latino man, and a tiny Jewish woman. I’d support it with my dollars for that reason alone.
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Tim is not in at the moment @petsnakereggie.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
I didn’t hate it but I think it stumbles in the third act a bit.
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Tim is not in at the moment @petsnakereggie.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Look, I’m not saying Captain America: Brave New World is the best Captain America film. I’m just saying I’d totally take President Red Hulk right now.
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Tim is not in at the moment @petsnakereggie.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I know it’s unlikely but my fantasy end to the political mess we are in is Trump and Musk discovered in the Oval Office having killed each other with presidential executive order signing pens.
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Tim is not in at the moment @petsnakereggie.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
The environmentalist in me wants to go paperless because it creates less waste. The anti Capitalist in me wants to make mega corporations keep sending me paper because it costs them more.
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Tim is not in at the moment @petsnakereggie.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I’m not typically an “in my day” kind of guy but most arcades these days objectively suck.
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Tim is not in at the moment @petsnakereggie.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
February is still Black history month! This year, both Super Bowl quarterbacks were black. Would you like to know more about the first black man to play quarterback in the NFL? en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fritz_P...
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Fritz Pollard - Wikipedia
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Tim is not in at the moment @petsnakereggie.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
A Christian ad using a cover of Depeche Mode’s “Personal Jesus” is just about the most perfect analogy for what is going on right now.
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Tim is not in at the moment @petsnakereggie.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I don’t have the subtitles on so I couldn’t tell you a single thing Kendrick Lamar is saying but something tells me it’s a lot more subversive than most of the people watching think it is.
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Tim is not in at the moment @petsnakereggie.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Trans rights are human rights is not a political statement.
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Tim is not in at the moment @petsnakereggie.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Not gonna lie - the Kennedy Center announcement is getting to me because theater is where I live and a guy who knows nothing about theater is taking it over. He won’t keep his hands out of anything at all. He wants to control everything.
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Tim is not in at the moment @petsnakereggie.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I’ve been searching for the consumer product that best encompasses all that is wrong with America. Mission accomplished!
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Tim is not in at the moment @petsnakereggie.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Anything that makes my reserved 20 year old laugh out loud is worth sharing.
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Tim is not in at the moment @petsnakereggie.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I hate to sound selfish but the New York Times needs to come up with about two dozen more word games if I’m going to have any chance of getting through the next four years.
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Tim is not in at the moment @petsnakereggie.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I’m going to keep saying it: Nobody ever transitioned male to female to win a high school track meet.
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Tim is not in at the moment @petsnakereggie.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
When one is playing the Devil’s advocate, do they understand that what they are doing is a bad thing or…?
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Tim is not in at the moment @petsnakereggie.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I find it the most sickening thing he’s done *so far.* I have grim confidence he can top it. He has four years. Sigh.
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Tim is not in at the moment @petsnakereggie.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Talked to my broker about wanting some Costco stock and he suggested we wait because Costco is at a 12 month high. Huh.
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Tim is not in at the moment @petsnakereggie.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Maybe if we said that Elon Musk was a white supremacist instead of a Nazi, he wouldn’t get so upset about it.
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Tim is not in at the moment @petsnakereggie.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
So hey - did you know it’s still Black History month? Here’s some information about Rosa Parks: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosa_Pa...
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Rosa Parks - Wikipedia
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Tim is not in at the moment @petsnakereggie.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
My kids used to do that at Disney but they would hold out their hands and say “FORCE!” It was cute but they were - you know - kids.
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Tim is not in at the moment @petsnakereggie.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
This proves god does not exist. Not even he could make a rock hard enough to bang his head against.
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Tim is not in at the moment @petsnakereggie.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Oh, so it’s even dumber than I thought?
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Tim is not in at the moment @petsnakereggie.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
So if I understand this correctly: The tariffs are being paused because Mexico and Canada agreed to do things they probably would have done if someone had just called them and asked.
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Tim is not in at the moment @petsnakereggie.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Happy Groundhog’s Day or, as we call it in Minnesota, “of course that little fucker saw his shadow” day!
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Tim is not in at the moment @petsnakereggie.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
February is still Black History Month. Don’t let anyone pretend it isn’t important.
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Ken Larson @modhran.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Sharing from my Brother-out-law's page
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Tim is not in at the moment @petsnakereggie.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
The man who complained about a preacher choosing the wrong moment to make a political statement is using a plane crash to make a political statement. I can’t even.
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Tim is not in at the moment @petsnakereggie.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
While that may be true, Capitalism does not require social responsibility. If it is the best interest of a company, they may choose to act in a socially responsible matter. But there is nothing pushing them to do so.
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Tim is not in at the moment @petsnakereggie.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
I don’t blame Target so much as I blame Capitalism. No corporation makes decisions based on decency. They make it based on profit. If DEI were profitable, they would totally still be doing it. Capitalism is, by design, indecent.
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Tim is not in at the moment @petsnakereggie.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
I like Grogu and all but he is using up all the shelf space that used to hold Porgs so I also kind of hate him.
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