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@peteypayless.bsky.social
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well i love to have fun | he/him Minnesota ⇄ Chicago www.instagram.com/peteypayless

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petey @peteypayless.bsky.social · 50m
tell Trevor i said hello
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 1h
what's the plan then?
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petey @peteypayless.bsky.social · 22h
yes. it is safe with me.
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petey @peteypayless.bsky.social · 22h
this year International Lesbian Day is
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the moon report 🌑 @seachanger.bsky.social · 23h
love how we were told performative social justice was the problem, but the performance of literal violence is these people's entire life purpose
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 23h
This is the most quintessentially American thing I can imagine.
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petey @peteypayless.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Catbug from Bravest Warriors likes buttons!
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
art lives
It was a short call, Carlberg said:
All the poet would say was she was "in Iceland," where she was
"listening to the wind."
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petey @peteypayless.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Monkey Business On The Phone
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petey @peteypayless.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
thaaat's why you're up 🙂‍↕️
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petey @peteypayless.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Minneapolis is a place where Carly Rae Jepsen doesn't have a show, but the 2027 Dancing With The Stars tour does...so yeah, i'm gonna have to get out of here again...
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petey @peteypayless.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wuelf Wuesday
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petey @peteypayless.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🫂🫂🫂
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petey @peteypayless.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the problem i have with the fall-equinox-to-spring-equinox part of the year, as i have known it in the 40°–45°N latitudes i have lived the majority of my life, is that once 8:30pm is as dark as 12:30am is as dark as 5:30am...I Don't Do Well™
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petey @peteypayless.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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petey @peteypayless.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
just a PR tho...i'm sure you guys could work together on bettering it 🙂‍↕️
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petey @peteypayless.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
on the scene in record time
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petey @peteypayless.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
on the pillow, yup yup 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
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petey @peteypayless.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Cartoon owl gets a lollipop
ALT: Cartoon owl gets a lollipop
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saturnoak 🛸 @saturnoak.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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petey @peteypayless.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
happy Locktober 🥰
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petey @peteypayless.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
oh what you wanted was
iview.abc.net.au
The Newsreader
An unconventional relationship in a world on the cusp of change; a star newsreader and an ambitious reporter join forces in a ruthless 1986 newsroom, as events unfold that will change their lives.
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petey @peteypayless.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
⬆️hot scorching tea⬆️
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petey @peteypayless.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
good night! hope you get to the gym so early tomorrow that none of the bros are in your way 🙏
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petey @peteypayless.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
woah
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petey @peteypayless.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
yah, when you posted about it i bookmarked it 🙂‍↕️
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petey @peteypayless.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
what if we had dinner at Collina and we were both [a fox and a sponge]
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petey @peteypayless.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
only with consent!!!
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petey @peteypayless.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
—ck your dick! emphasis on YOUr 🫵
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petey @peteypayless.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
mind you a bald head is easier to palm with one hand while you thrus— well, you get the idea. everyone's perfectly equipped for whatever job they wanna take on. 😊
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petey @peteypayless.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
and my hair is there to grab while i su—
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laurel yanny @drlaurelyanny.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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i$aac 🧙🏼 @charlisangle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sunday Fundsy
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petey @peteypayless.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this is so foul and off-putting
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petey @peteypayless.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bluesky Tfollow Rlaurel Syanny omg!
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petey @peteypayless.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
that's only cuz i haven't been shitting in them
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petey @peteypayless.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
after my parents' bigotry and emotional neglect, the most insurmountable trauma in my life is clogging the toilet
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petey @peteypayless.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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petey @peteypayless.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it's just me & @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social watching you thru the window dw
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Emoji Mashup Bot @emojimashupbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
😔 pensive + 😩 weary =
An Emoji Mashup combining 😔 and 😩.
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petey @peteypayless.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
not applicable to you personally but the thought came to my head with your post, so
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petey @peteypayless.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
men in 2026 will call their fantasy league a "career" and their girlfriend a "situationship"
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petey @peteypayless.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
oh, it's not "eee-moo" ? 😳
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petey @peteypayless.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
meeeeee
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petey @peteypayless.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
😰😰😰
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petey @peteypayless.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
that's a shame. i'm sure they could invent more plastics derived from coal, then they'd defo legalize them again. 😋
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petey @peteypayless.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
that quickly?
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petey @peteypayless.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i mean...how great is that
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petey @peteypayless.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
do you ever feel like a plastic knife bent at the cutting end useless for what's at hand
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petey @peteypayless.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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