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Pete Martin

@petemartin.net
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Social media/digital marketing workhorse. I only really want to work with people making a positive impact. www.petemartin.net

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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 7h
Someone at R/StardewValley has noticed the train tracks and a lot of people are excited. www.reddit.com/r/StardewVal...
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From the StardewValley community on Reddit: Secret Code within Traintracks?
Explore this post and more from the StardewValley community
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 25/09/2026
Manchester City must be relegated to the Second Division. #STFC
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 25/09/2026
If anyone is hiring, let me know. I could really do with restarting my life.
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 24/09/2026
Lobes Georg, who lives in cave & has over 10,000 brains, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 24/09/2026
Don't make me tap the sign.
Don't make me tap the sign meme from The Simpsons that says "Every time to repeat a story about how awfully, terribly dangerous their products are, you help them raise more investment capital - Which is a key input for their business (hooking up statistical engines to money-furnaces).
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 18/09/2026
"You're going to release NFL-style shirts with United 93 on them in September?" "Oh, stop it, Jeff, you're the only one whose mind is going there" I guarantee someone at the club was ringing alarm bells and was ignored. www.theguardian.com/football/202...
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Oxford United apologise for launching ‘United 93’ clothing range around 9/11 anniversary
Oxford United have been forced to abandon a new range of American sports-influenced merchandise given its jarring association with one of the aircraft hijacked on 11 September
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran has made such a poor set of decisions, I fully expect him to be announced as a Weasley soon.
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 15/09/2026
Can't believe* I get to crack this out so soon. *Yes I can.
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 15/09/2026
Terrorist farmers here in The Netherlands. I'm trying to get "Ploughed Boys" happen.
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 14/09/2026
This needed a quickly made, non-AI meme.
Simpsons bus driver meme "Don't make me tap the sign."
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 13/09/2026
Please support some science. www.gofundme.com/f/help-us-re...
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Donate to Help us research how a wild diet influences health, organized by Saskia Boer
If you are what you eat, what happens when what you eat is 100% wild? … Saskia Boer needs your support for Help us research how a wild diet influences health
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 20/08/2026
Twice, I have gone to pull out the dining chair next to me so Saffron can jump up and join me.
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 20/08/2026
I am so sad.
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 19/08/2026
Dear Bastet, please look after our Saffron, as she has done so well in looking after us. You will not find anyone as mighty or kind. She's one of the best. Goodbye Saffron. I will love you in every universe.
Saffron
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 16/08/2026
Everyone, I mean everyone from Cambridge University, their professors and the newspapers who incited this, should be under house arrest and investigated.
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 13/08/2026
Bluesky election tampering? @countbinface.bsky.social
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
It’s election week! At this important moment I would like to address your entire planet with a message to the people of Earth. And I think I found the perfect place to do it.
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 08/08/2026
Every day is International Cat Day. Every day is #Caturday.
SaffronMushroom
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 05/08/2026
All of Beacon CRM's 1000s of charity clients have had their data breached, and this is more prominent on their website than the incident report. www.beaconcrm.org/incident-gui...
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 04/08/2026
Same, Saffron. Same.
My ginger cat Saffron.
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 04/08/2026
Wicker (2026)
Screenshot from a 90s advert for Cuprinol wood stain.
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 03/08/2026
This is Gerald Rayner levels of clueless. They had one chance folks, and blew it. Does anyone know where we go next?
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 03/08/2026
Spider-Man Brand New Day was good, but it had one of the biggest "Nah, never mind"-style droppings of a major plot point I have ever seen in film.
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 02/08/2026
"The hyperconnected days are over"
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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
And when there was only one set of footprints in the sand, o my child, that was when I blocked you.
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 30/07/2026
Eat the rich before they eat your books.
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Nit Nurse With Wound @dannybirchall.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
If you're a freelancer working in heritage, you're going to want to come to this! We're setting up a branch of @prospectunion.bsky.social, and this is our first meeting, open to members and non-members. This Thursday, online from 12-1. Register for a link: forms.cloud.microsoft/pages/respon...
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Microsoft Forms
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 27/07/2026
Bill Oddie watching starlings. www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuY9...
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Starling Magic
YouTube video by arcadeium
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Humanists UK @humanists.uk · 27/07/2026
Bill Oddie has died aged 85. We'll certainly be thinking of this quote today. #Humanist #Nature #Birdwatching #Humanists #HumanistsUK #BillOddie
My please to people would be... take off those earpieces so you hear nature and, of course, birdsong. you may not realise how precious it is until it's gone. Bill Oddie. Comedian, broadcaster, and naturalist.
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Mark Grimshaw @markgrimshawtism.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Seeing the Peter Serafinowicz Harry Potter announcement just made me think, once again, about this excellent James Acaster bit from Off Menu.
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 10/07/2026
Maybe @countbinface.bsky.social can try calling them? www.bbc.com/sport/footba...
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World Cup 2026: England defender Jarell Quansah banned for two games after Mexico red card, Fifa says
England defender Jarell Quansah receives a two-match ban for his red card against Mexico.
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Wonderland Bookshop @wonderlandbookshop.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
You know what's cool? Books.
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a rare photo of sean connery signed by roger moore @steamedhamms.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
binface vs farage vs lawrence fox is like el classico for “different ways your mate’s dad could end up taking the divorce”
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 07/07/2026
Evergreen Farage panel from @davidsquires.bsky.social
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 06/07/2026
Trump would have absolutely added "...Or I'll send ICE to Belgium's training camp" on that phone call, and you know it.
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 06/07/2026
Heat waves. Thanks to @climateadam.bsky.social's most recent video, which helped inform this comic and gave me the kick I needed to make it.
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 06/07/2026
Breaking News: Quansah banned for two games after phone call from Starmer.
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 25/06/2026
Folks, if you can't manage an ice-cold shower, a good backup for cooling down is applying the coldest water you can manage to your femoral vein (thigh muscle). That cooler blood will get around the rest of your body.
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 25/06/2026
My neighbour told me the general public keeps eating their prime ministers so I asked how many prime ministers he has and he said he just goes to the majority party and grabs a new one afterwards and I told him it just sounds like he’s feeding prime ministers to the general public
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 24/06/2026
Grown-ups know that no-one is better than Cruijff.
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 21/06/2026
For the past few years, I've been saving some Midsummer to use at Midwinter. #summersoltice #solstice #midsummer
Tomatoes, beans, herbs and peppercorns in a pickling jar. The label says Midsummer 2026.
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 19/06/2026
"W Social is TruthSocial with a European accent." "The establishment always wants its own internet." wecanjustdothings.leaflet.pub/3mokohkfb4224
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W Social is TruthSocial with a European accent.
Different politics, identical structure: wealthy insiders, community infrastructure they didn't build, and openness performed just long enough to matter. The establishment always wants its own internet.
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 15/06/2026
The plan is to force users to upload passports because AI has made marketing unverifiable and under 16s don't have IDs.
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
'We are clamping down on the harm caused by social media. 'Read all about it on the Nazi pogrom deepfake abuse website'
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I’m at the bread and circuses. I’m at the damnatio memoriae. I’m at the combination bread and circuses damnatio memoriae
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 11/06/2026
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 09/06/2026
The most produce part at Volkswagen's German factory is part number “199 398 500 A”. It's a sausage. Part “199 398 500 B” is the curry ketchup that comes with the sausages.
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 09/06/2026
Unless Reddit gets hold of its problem of rampaging AI bot brigades, it is going to be rendered useless really soon.
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 09/06/2026
Imagine following Russia and Qatar and having a more corrupt World Cup.
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 06/06/2026
I feel this is your fault, Google.
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