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Pete Martin

@petemartin.net
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Social media/digital marketing workhorse. I only really want to work with people making a positive impact. www.petemartin.net

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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 24/09/2026
Don't make me tap the sign.
Don't make me tap the sign meme from The Simpsons that says "Every time to repeat a story about how awfully, terribly dangerous their products are, you help them raise more investment capital - Which is a key input for their business (hooking up statistical engines to money-furnaces).
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 15/09/2026
Can't believe* I get to crack this out so soon. *Yes I can.
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 14/09/2026
This needed a quickly made, non-AI meme.
Simpsons bus driver meme "Don't make me tap the sign."
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 19/08/2026
Dear Bastet, please look after our Saffron, as she has done so well in looking after us. You will not find anyone as mighty or kind. She's one of the best. Goodbye Saffron. I will love you in every universe.
Saffron
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 13/08/2026
Bluesky election tampering? @countbinface.bsky.social
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 08/08/2026
Every day is International Cat Day. Every day is #Caturday.
SaffronMushroom
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 05/08/2026
All of Beacon CRM's 1000s of charity clients have had their data breached, and this is more prominent on their website than the incident report. www.beaconcrm.org/incident-gui...
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 04/08/2026
Same, Saffron. Same.
My ginger cat Saffron.
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 04/08/2026
Wicker (2026)
Screenshot from a 90s advert for Cuprinol wood stain.
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 07/07/2026
Evergreen Farage panel from @davidsquires.bsky.social
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 27/06/2026
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 21/06/2026
For the past few years, I've been saving some Midsummer to use at Midwinter. #summersoltice #solstice #midsummer
Tomatoes, beans, herbs and peppercorns in a pickling jar. The label says Midsummer 2026.
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 11/06/2026
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 06/06/2026
I feel this is your fault, Google.
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 20/04/2026
The meme quote of Hiroshi Koizumi from the 1964 film "Ghidorah, the Three-Headed Monster" says, "It may sound primitive and unscientific, but through the fairies we could ask Mothra to help," except Mothra has been crudely blanked out and replaced with "AI".
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 18/04/2026
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 18/04/2026
This is the worst advertising copywriting I have ever seen.
A bag of frozen "Filled tofu" with the slogan "Crispy outside and tender inside". Right below that in horrifying capital letters, "EXPLOSIVE SLURRY". Then, "Rich bean aroma."
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 18/04/2026
Grifting behaviour.
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 24/03/2026
Bravest girl in the world
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 22/03/2026
I paid loads to have biopsy tests sent to America for analysis, and the vet had the results for two weeks and forgot to tell us. Saffron has lymphoma. If I could stop crying, I could probably come up with a plan.
My cat Saffron.
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 18/03/2026
This discarded bacon-bit of a human wearing THIS HAT did well in The Hague local elections.
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 18/03/2026
I voted.
A paper coffee cup that says "ik stem bij paard", which means "I voted at Paard". Paard is a music venue in The Hague. They're giving out free coffee.
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 16/03/2026
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 14/03/2026
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 11/03/2026
In The Hague, there's an unjustifiably popular politician who seems determined to model his image on Rodney Dangerfield and Mark Lamarr.
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 09/03/2026
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 06/03/2026
Okay, but this, honey, no. Operational security 101: Don't put your password into random websites. This is asking for unearned trust for a Dutch charity with a shell company office address.
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 01/03/2026
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 28/02/2026
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 25/02/2026
Palette cleanser time: The first photo of my cat Saffron.
Saffron, my ginger girl cat, when she was a few months old.
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 25/02/2026
Oh really?
Epstein wearing a name-branded quarter-zip.
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 11/02/2026
I like how Barack Obama's Linkedin profile picture looks like he's wondering if he can kill you with his mind.
Barack Obama headshot on a blue background. He has his left index finger pushing on his temple. His expression looks intensely neutral.
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 11/02/2026
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 07/02/2026
Explore the underground music scene of 8-Bit Den Haag on a Gameboy cartridge. (Browser version also available) berkduygun.net/line-up-the-...
Overworld map of the 8-bit game Line Up: The Hague.
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 05/02/2026
Thanks, Danny.
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 31/01/2026
Soon.
Snowdrops pushing through leaf litter.
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 31/01/2026
@davidsquires.bsky.social It's no Funky Fledgling...
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 29/01/2026
Classic text meme of a tweet that said "I dated a 5'8 guy who'd taunt every jacked, 6'3 bro he met until they'd pull their fist back to beat him up, whereupon my ex would go "heyheyheyyy c'maahn I'm little guy, I'm just a little guyy, noo, it's also my birthday, I'm a little birthday boyy" & it somehow always worked."
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 28/01/2026
Does anyone know Judith Pintar? I bought this on vinyl on a whim and it's such a favourite. I then find out she's a professor of game design, which is just a multiplier of brilliance.
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 24/01/2026
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 20/01/2026
Cow Tools by Gary Larson for The Far Side
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 17/01/2026
Disney deleted their post, the cowards.
Disney, on Threads, posted "Share a #Disney quote that sums up how you're feeling right now!" The top response was from Pocahontas, "These white men are dangerous".
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 08/01/2026
Calvin and Muad'Dib - calvinanddune.tumblr.com
Calvin and Hobbes strip, but the words have been replaced with "Governments, if they endure, always tend increasingly toward aristocratic forms. No government in history has been known to evade this pattern. And as the aristocracy develops, government tends more and more to act exclusively in the interests of the ruling class."
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 03/01/2026
What has less prestige?
The FIFA Peace Prize trophy.The Vertu EFL Trophy
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 03/01/2026
Me reading the news as 2026 has just started.
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 01/01/2026
Putting surface noise on life, just to...
A photo of John Peel that I can't believe hasn't got me blocked by Danny.
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 30/12/2025
Add on more letters to make it say BAKLAVATARMAC and tell people you have all their LPs.
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 26/12/2025
You will be visited by three spirits
Richard Dreyfuss, Roy Scheider and Robert Shaw as they need a bigger boat.
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 20/12/2025
Imagine my surprise to see this Hollywood icon all over the Epstein files.
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 10/10/2025
Breaking news!
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