Reposted by Pete HautmanKristin Jensen Dodge @kristinjensendodge.bsky.social · 11/08/2026If you are a #dog lover, I don’t care what age you are, you will love this #KidLit middle grade novel! The brilliant @petehautman.bsky.social has created a beautiful story that radiates with the magical healing powers of the love of a dog!  2102
Pete Hautman @petehaut.bsky.social · 10/06/2026"Tiny Bubbles"—I was a professional pineapple slicer. 000
Pete Hautman @petehaut.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Loved Alysa Liu's phenomenal performance but I am now suffering from the "I don't think that I can take it cuz it took so long to bake it" ear worm. 000
Reposted by Pete HautmanAccented Cinema @accentedcinema.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Philippine Airlines has the best Inflight Safety Video, and I just have to share it with you all. I know what that sounds like, but please watch it. This is absolute cinema. youtu.be/2UkTBuEx-ek Thank to you our Patreon supporter for sharing this with us. Wow.youtu.bePhilippine Airlines Inflight Safety Video #PALSafetynovela | Care That Comes From The HeartYouTube video by Philippine Airlines 815761
Reposted by Pete HautmanAndy McGlashen @amcglashen.bsky.social · 19/09/2025Update: Jim Hautman has just won his 7th federal duck stamp contest, breaking his tie with brother Joe for the most wins in the competition’s history. Here’s our story about why he and his brothers are so good at what they do. 077
Pete Hautman @petehaut.bsky.social · 05/09/2025Pilot/Namiki makes a very nice retractable fountain pen. One hand operation is great for drive by book signing. I have three. 110
Pete Hautman @petehaut.bsky.social · 30/07/2025Nice, but I only read books that make the cover of the NYTBR. 100
Pete Hautman @petehaut.bsky.social · 11/06/2025Yeah, the omnipresence of visual media and the astonishing number of talented (and less talented) writers entering the field have raised the bar considerably. 010
Pete Hautman @petehaut.bsky.social · 01/12/2024TIL that some of the kids reading my novels have parents who are too young to remember 9-11. 261
Pete Hautman @petehaut.bsky.social · 07/11/2024I did that back when Musk entered the picture. It has been good for my mental health. 010
Pete Hautman @petehaut.bsky.social · 06/11/2024I have never been so relieved to be old, male, white, cis, and childless. 120
Pete Hautman @petehaut.bsky.social · 13/10/2024Is there anyone who does not think they would be a great advice columnist? 010
Pete Hautman @petehaut.bsky.social · 28/08/2024After years of stressing out over who was which, I now choose to believe that Ryan Gosling and Ryan Reynolds are the same person. 020
Pete Hautman @petehaut.bsky.social · 10/05/2024Ha! Imagine how my brother Bob, with six second place finishes feels. 010
Reposted by Pete Hautmanrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 24/03/2024anytime i’m facing an especially hated or arduous task, i like to give myself a little treat beforehand to encourage myself to get it done. it’s called a ‘pre-ward’ and it absolutely does not work 332547466
Reposted by Pete Hautmanthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 06/02/2024yes exactly this which is why everybody gotta stop screenshotting twitter stuff and porting it over here. leave the dead to bury their dead 537244
Pete Hautman @petehaut.bsky.social · 04/02/2024This rather excellent novel by Magnus Mills is all about that: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mai...en.wikipedia.orgThe Maintenance of Headway - Wikipedia 010
Pete Hautman @petehaut.bsky.social · 18/01/2024My cat (Ubik) dragged her auto feeder twenty feet into the next room and sent it crashing down the basement stairs. Highly effective. 070
Pete Hautman @petehaut.bsky.social · 03/01/2024Who doesn't have covid? Me: Raises hand uncertainly. Looks around at gathered friends and relatives. Oh...just me? 010
Pete Hautman @petehaut.bsky.social · 03/01/202471, Minnesota, slavery in elementary school, states rights in middle school. 000
Pete Hautman @petehaut.bsky.social · 28/12/2023Yeah, we tried some of the drugs with my mom. Not at all helpful, just bad dreams and increased anxiety. But worth a try, I guess—maybe they work for some people. 020
Pete Hautman @petehaut.bsky.social · 28/12/2023My mom went through a 20 year decline (she died in 2017 at 94). If I learned anything, it was to not try to correct her every time she got something wrong. Moving forward and enjoying the moment and laughing a lot worked better for everybody. 150
Pete Hautman @petehaut.bsky.social · 08/12/2023Interesting hypothesis. I wonder how one could measure such a thing. 160
Reposted by Pete HautmanEthan Kocak @ethankocak.com · 28/11/2023My impression of Bluesky after having to (mostly) leave Twitter is that it’s kinda like what happens after a mass extinction event wipes out all dominant organisms and evolution goes into hyperdrive filling all the niches with new life. This might be the Benadryl talking 321552264
Reposted by Pete HautmanSam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 29/11/2023five body parts you have but one is a lie: Arm Nose Big toe Tail Elbow 4365
Pete Hautman @petehaut.bsky.social · 28/11/2023I hadn't thought about it until I read your post, but same for me. Doesn't feel anywhere near that long! 010
Pete Hautman @petehaut.bsky.social · 21/11/2023Makes me wonder which awkward stage I am enjoying at present. 150
Pete Hautman @petehaut.bsky.social · 18/11/2023Yael is one voice I miss since leaving twitter. Wish she was more active here. 010
Pete Hautman @petehaut.bsky.social · 15/11/2023My (catholic) mother had a slim, well-thumbed copy of "Understanding the Rhythm Method." I thought it was about music. 010
Reposted by Pete HautmanChristoph Niemann @christophniemann.bsky.social · 13/11/2023My cover for today's A.I. issue of The New Yorker more: www.christophniemann.com/detail/nyerc... 6859101787
Pete Hautman @petehaut.bsky.social · 03/11/2023How much would you pay for a chicken egg is chicken eggs were rare and hard to obtain? 010
Pete Hautman @petehaut.bsky.social · 31/10/2023It's been happening in the suburbs since covid started. Had one yesterday at the church across the street. 000
Pete Hautman @petehaut.bsky.social · 20/10/2023Pearls Before Swine was one of my favorite 60s groups. Googling down the rabbit hole now... 000
