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Pete Hautman

@petehaut.bsky.social
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Author of Many Novels. www.petehautman.com

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Pete Hautman @petehaut.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Another duck stamp win for my brother Bob!
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Kristin Jensen Dodge @kristinjensendodge.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
If you are a #dog lover, I don’t care what age you are, you will love this #KidLit middle grade novel! The brilliant @petehautman.bsky.social has created a beautiful story that radiates with the magical healing powers of the love of a dog! 
The cover of the book ANSWERS TO DOG by Pete Hautman showing a picture of a farm in the background, a sunset sky, and a boy in a blue sweatshirt, running after a white dog with one black ear.
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Pete Hautman @petehaut.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Loved Alysa Liu's phenomenal performance but I am now suffering from the "I don't think that I can take it cuz it took so long to bake it" ear worm.
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Accented Cinema @accentedcinema.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Philippine Airlines has the best Inflight Safety Video, and I just have to share it with you all. I know what that sounds like, but please watch it. This is absolute cinema. youtu.be/2UkTBuEx-ek Thank to you our Patreon supporter for sharing this with us. Wow.
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Philippine Airlines Inflight Safety Video #PALSafetynovela | Care That Comes From The Heart
YouTube video by Philippine Airlines
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Andy McGlashen @amcglashen.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Update: Jim Hautman has just won his 7th federal duck stamp contest, breaking his tie with brother Joe for the most wins in the competition’s history. Here’s our story about why he and his brothers are so good at what they do.
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Pete Hautman @petehaut.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
TIL that some of the kids reading my novels have parents who are too young to remember 9-11.
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Pete Hautman @petehaut.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
I have never been so relieved to be old, male, white, cis, and childless.
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Pete Hautman @petehaut.bsky.social · 13/10/2024
Is there anyone who does not think they would be a great advice columnist?
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Pete Hautman @petehaut.bsky.social · 28/08/2024
After years of stressing out over who was which, I now choose to believe that Ryan Gosling and Ryan Reynolds are the same person.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 24/03/2024
anytime i’m facing an especially hated or arduous task, i like to give myself a little treat beforehand to encourage myself to get it done. it’s called a ‘pre-ward’ and it absolutely does not work
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 06/02/2024
yes exactly this which is why everybody gotta stop screenshotting twitter stuff and porting it over here. leave the dead to bury their dead
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Pete Hautman @petehaut.bsky.social · 03/01/2024
Who doesn't have covid? Me: Raises hand uncertainly. Looks around at gathered friends and relatives. Oh...just me?
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Ethan Kocak @ethankocak.com · 28/11/2023
My impression of Bluesky after having to (mostly) leave Twitter is that it’s kinda like what happens after a mass extinction event wipes out all dominant organisms and evolution goes into hyperdrive filling all the niches with new life. This might be the Benadryl talking
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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 29/11/2023
five body parts you have but one is a lie: Arm Nose Big toe Tail Elbow
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Pete Hautman @petehaut.bsky.social · 23/11/2023
TIL all about molten sulfur. AMA
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Pete Hautman @petehaut.bsky.social · 18/11/2023
Yael is one voice I miss since leaving twitter. Wish she was more active here.
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Christoph Niemann @christophniemann.bsky.social · 13/11/2023
My cover for today's A.I. issue of The New Yorker more: www.christophniemann.com/detail/nyerc...
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Pete Hautman @petehaut.bsky.social · 03/11/2023
How much would you pay for a chicken egg is chicken eggs were rare and hard to obtain?
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Pete Hautman @petehaut.bsky.social · 20/10/2023
Thought I should say something clever today cuz haven't been posting much, but I reconsidered.
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Pete Hautman @petehaut.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
Sometimes when I feel neglected I fear that people have gained access to secret thoughts I have that I would never intentionally voice.
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Pete Hautman @petehaut.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
In a former life I had a small (just me) marketing company. Our motto was Eyes Open, Hands On, No Blue Sky. It made sense at the time. Yet here I am.
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