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pete twentythree @pete23.com · 9h
shelts
a blue merle sheltie charging around a field as if it were on fire
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pete twentythree @pete23.com · 27/09/2026
there’s very much a lifecycle to these things but they are usually benign iirc
jerry the tortie sleeps in a linear planter. i’m sure the plants beneath them are enjoying incubation.jerry the tortie sleeps in a circular plantpot around a small tree
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pete twentythree @pete23.com · 25/09/2026
coincidentally this was one of my first shots with it. not great lighting or framing but the cats pop.
a tortie and a void on a bookcase awaiting their dinner. intently.
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pete twentythree @pete23.com · 22/09/2026
the mogs abide
a black cat (Neil) sits perfectly straight behind a slightly bent towards the cameraman tortie (Not Dave). both of them desire that the bowls behind them be once again filled with the liquidised snouts and tripes,
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pete twentythree @pete23.com · 18/09/2026
neil concurs
out of focus extreme closeup voidcat facs
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pete twentythree @pete23.com · 18/09/2026
wherr i poast from
an amstrad cpc-464 with COLOUR MONITOR. luxury.
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pete twentythree @pete23.com · 15/09/2026
Lovely evening calling in on @avantgardening.pl, chatting about existence over a couple of AFs, and making the acquaintance of Marmite who is as beautiful and soft as her pictures suggest. I’m also always surprised by how green Krakow is.
the river in Krakow from a bridge
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pete twentythree @pete23.com · 13/09/2026
Coilrabi? Laibach Bacon? Pink Floyd on Food? Future Snacks of London? Nine Inch Pizza? Bad Table Manners? The Chef’s Specials? Kajagogootouille? 2 Unlimited Buffet? Infinity Breadknives? Psychic TV Dinner? @barrynorton.bsky.social it has to stop, this is Madness.
a poster of Madness the band
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pete twentythree @pete23.com · 13/09/2026
i have a soft spot for them and ofc fûd
a void and a tortie address their breakfast rather than looking up at the camera
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pete twentythree @pete23.com · 07/09/2026
this technology changes the nature of humanity
a stripy ginger tomcat sits behind a SCREEN (my technology of choice for humanity - seeing is believing etc) this SCREEN shows a close up of his derpy mlem head. so it looks like the cat body has a giant head screen.

tell me humanity can survive this.
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pete twentythree @pete23.com · 04/09/2026
my cats have formed a band apparently
the small and tiny cats
FEED US FATHER

black and whtr image of tortie, ginger, void cat on a ted background. they look like a band. they sing meows.
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pete twentythree @pete23.com · 01/09/2026
the boi would produce some cracking tunes but he’s a bit eepy tbh, and the Push is warm
a large stripy ginger tomcat sleeps in front of a sub37
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pete twentythree @pete23.com · 30/08/2026
if you’re still feeling peckish, can i recommend…
a new curry shop has opened in Croydon’s South End

this is the front of the shop. signage:

Butt Karahi

First time in UK Famous Butt Karahi Original Taste of Pakistan
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pete twentythree @pete23.com · 24/08/2026
we’ve had Lucy Fur for 15 years. she’s not been well recently, and disappeared, I expected her to have gone to die somewhere. I happened to see her curled up in the rhubarb patch, and she’s had 32 hours on IV fluids, antibiotics, antinausea, and seems eager for more food. and her nose is pink again.
tiny lucy the tuxedo kitten contemplates the mad whirl of existence and laser bees15 years on this cat is pissed off because can’t an old lady die in peace? tuxie on her blanket.she might be dying but she’s up for escape. tuxedo cat tries for the windows at the vet’s office.tux looks much perkier, although a little like Hannibal Lecter sitting neatly with her little paws “hello clarice”
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pete twentythree @pete23.com · 24/08/2026
field strip and clean no icebox
a partially disassembled das keyboard 4 ultimate with “sell usd/chf” keys from a currenex terminal on the fn line
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pete twentythree @pete23.com · 22/08/2026
this morning’s activities have been cancelled and replaced by dandling the void gently.
a decent sized black cat on a lap. she’s got her paws out quite long, a decent chop dinner if one was so inclined.
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pete twentythree @pete23.com · 22/08/2026
neil sends her regards to a fellow void. rare snurgle and lapsit from this one. our old tux is struggling a bit, not eating, throwing up a lot. might well be vet next week as well:-(
a void cat sits on a white t-shirted belly with some legs behind. there’s also sunglasses and a remote on a coffee table but who cares? the void c’est magnifique.
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pete twentythree @pete23.com · 19/08/2026
can recommend Shelties. very dynamic breed. has stair-tripping features to accelerate timelines.
a blue merle sheltie lies on the landing floorboards with her snoot over the stairs observing
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pete twentythree @pete23.com · 16/08/2026
i’m outside which is terrifying but progress on pond hole
a growing hole in the garden behind a dwarf pear tree where a pond will go to encourage frogs, toads, fun pollinators, etca sable sheltie lies calmly on some decking. a large blue merle sheltie diagonals in to investigate.
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pete twentythree @pete23.com · 14/08/2026
trap
a ginger stripy boi, Mephistopheles, lies on a bedsheet offering his furry tummy for tickling. please ignore paws and teef they are entirely innocent and not connected to that soft soft belly.
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pete twentythree @pete23.com · 13/08/2026
trauma
neil is a black void cat who chose to come up on my desk for snuggles then snooze. no trauma afaics. just zzz.
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pete twentythree @pete23.com · 11/08/2026
@steveaylett.bsky.social’s headproduct is attempting to inspire me, but my talent is unmeasurable and so hard to amplify without heterodyne
keyboard of a sequential prophet rev 4
three tarot cards on the black keys
THE POPE - they built churches but would later concede that god had eluded the cordon
THE PRESENT - should i assert anything in bones so temporary?
THE LOOKOUT - through our answers runs the pest of truth
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pete twentythree @pete23.com · 08/08/2026
not dave demands a chord to herald her cosmic entry
a tortoiseshelled cat
on a minilogue xd
in front of a black hole’s accretion disc
in space
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pete twentythree @pete23.com · 03/08/2026
lovely of him to sleep atop a well-labelled pedestal PURRING MEAT? no! -
a stripy ginger cat is snoozing in a loose curl atop a wooden thing, in front of this is a poster it reads THROBBING GRISTLE
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pete twentythree @pete23.com · 02/08/2026
i can stretch out a foot, wiggle it, lose a toe. that work for you?
a stripy ginger cat at the far bottom corner of the bed. he has been flash photographed but is facing away from is. his stripes are gorgeous.
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pete twentythree @pete23.com · 28/07/2026
what’s your sign?
don’t want to see trans people? pluck out your eyes

picture of a hand attached to a wrist with a dark shirt holding a scorpion holding an eyeball
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pete twentythree @pete23.com · 25/07/2026
not quite @kevlin.bsky.social territory, just an intraday oops reboot and recovery sequence. didn’t catch the trigger:-/
departures screens

lhs screen is showing a login for FIDSuser
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pete twentythree @pete23.com · 24/07/2026
oh god Bendik Giske i am nominally straight but he is stunning and he bares his heart through his sax and i nominally hate sax as well but this is an exception and wow @gluefactorybound.bsky.social knows what i mean
bendik giske is a topless buff man with a lovely kilt and platform shoes and a saxophone
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pete twentythree @pete23.com · 23/07/2026
convocation of feline and canine
a tortoiseshelled cat approaches a blue merle sheltie to say hellothe tortoiseshelled cat has awoken the blue merle sheltie and now both of them are on their way to ask about lunch
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pete twentythree @pete23.com · 21/07/2026
jesus is here, look busy, have a cat dump
a ginger cat head in extreme close up his eyes are screwed shut and he is dreaming. whiskers bush around his silly pink schnozz.lucy fur is a slightly out of focus twitchy tuxedocat here pictured atop a bookshelf where she feeds.Neil is a large void atop the feeding bookshelf. Peeping out behind her is Not Dave the tortie. Behind her, Mephistopheles the ginger tomcat awaits. These cats are very hungry. But they are also soft and beautiful.close up of not dave the tortoiseshelled cat on some bare board stairs. her whiskers are white and beautiful.
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pete twentythree @pete23.com · 20/07/2026
this one, Ronja, does bark at intruders. shelties are quite a barky breed. my son is in your camp and finds them very stressful. i put up with it because they are very floofy and kind souls. except Fenris who is a bastard i suppose.
a sheltie lies by a door absolutely spark out unconscious
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pete twentythree @pete23.com · 13/07/2026
Happy Ninth Birthday to the best dog in the world: Fenris!
two shelties in a boarded hallway. one further away from camera in a doorway is DA WONJA a blue merle, closer to camera and next to a couple of shoes he has collected is FENRIS a fine sable floofoid.a sable sheltie likes flat on a bed, this is a candid snoot shot taken horiztonally. because he is lying down you get only half a face.sheltie is SCARY DOG here we can see Fenris’ amazing bite inhibition. the top half of his snoot is visible and his scary fangs where they rest on my hand. you can’t see this but he was making grrrrr noises whilst playing.fenris is ofc also deeply evil. here we see that manifest in the woods, where he is sitting down, majestically floofy, his eyes are glowing red and white.
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pete twentythree @pete23.com · 08/07/2026
Poseidon is a marvelous cat, and Neil says Hi!
a black cat is unwinding from a cinnamon bun pose, stretching her leg and looking at the ape with the camera.
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pete twentythree @pete23.com · 27/06/2026
One Leg on Eye. Irish singing, pipes, hurdygurdy, modular, wall of noise. Final number of repeated 4 bar pipe motif got me to a trance state and a Yeats sample, its hour come round at last, slouching toward Blackpool to be played. Great stuff.
two men on a stage, light from a window to the right. both men are bearded. lhs man is captain modular and mpc, rhs man is captain hurdygurdy, irish pipes, occasional singing. together they fight crime (is this right? -ed.) because they are One Leg On Eye
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pete twentythree @pete23.com · 26/06/2026
harrowing nostalgia and ballroom dancing courtesy of The Caretaker, up close and personal. excellent performance, the dancers added an extra dimension, haunted ballroom and real ballroom overlapping @avantgardening.pl
The Caretaker, James Leyland Kirby, stands in front of a microphone. Behind him two well stuffed armchair, a bottle, glasses, a drinking companion.two ballroom dancers in the blackpool ballroom dancingBRING ME DISCOURSE, I WILL ENCHANT THINE EAR

the motto of the ballroom i guess, picked out with laser light and a long exposure
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pete twentythree @pete23.com · 18/06/2026
Fenris and Not Dave lie ready to take your call!
a sheltie lies on his side on the bed, the main feature of this photo is his massive snoot.a tortoiseshelled cat on a blue duvet with her front paws extended.
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pete twentythree @pete23.com · 18/06/2026
Cheers Addie. Nice to see you (briefly) today! NTS my escape attempt because $REASONS has also been foiled by the fickle nature of railways.
a departure board for Hayes, DELAYED sigh. time is 15:46:12.
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pete twentythree @pete23.com · 18/06/2026
indefinite delay due to doors being forced on a train between croydon and norwood jct. they were at the talking about switching off the power and closing access to station stage. had to drive over to elmer’s end. gutted to miss first talks ffs.
everything is delayed on this departure board
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pete twentythree @pete23.com · 18/06/2026
naturally
The delay time for this service is currently unclear and may be longer than specified
To: Bedford
Duration: 17 mins

ffs
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pete twentythree @pete23.com · 15/06/2026
oooh @warringtonruncorn.com all-dayer on Saturday! something nice to look forward to, only 4 and a half working days to the weekend, let’s ‘ave it.
Lucy Fur the Tuxedo Cat sits on the kitchen island looking deadly. She is.
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pete twentythree @pete23.com · 06/06/2026
the shocking denouement 2/2
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pete twentythree @pete23.com · 06/06/2026
a story in two parts 1/2
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pete twentythree @pete23.com · 03/06/2026
Neil is one of my perfect special cats. She also eats the head of large black rats leaving the body for the Shelties to consume and then vomit. #It’s the circle of liiiiife…
a void cat screm atop a flour bin in fromt of bookshelves. a nice collection of waitrose bags belies her middle class upbringing.
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pete twentythree @pete23.com · 03/06/2026
You are fortunate. I have two perfect excellent girls, then Hannibal Lecter in Tuxedo form, and an orng boi perfect only in the sense that he is 100pc Central Casting @jortsthecat.bsky.social.
a lorge stripey orange cat sits by the backdoor, he has been staring out at the birbs again.
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pete twentythree @pete23.com · 03/06/2026
Hmmm. Went to the bathroom and came back to discover a post.
a void and a tortie atop a bookshelf they have NEVER been fed
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pete twentythree @pete23.com · 31/05/2026
#sablesunday you say? only one here but he’s a good one!
a sable sheltie relaxing on a blue sofa in the background, a blue merle sheltie as big as a border collie stands in the foreground. no cats on the cat tree sadly.
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pete twentythree @pete23.com · 30/05/2026
@peculiarityshop.bsky.social birthday present absolutely loved at first sight. thank you so much! great packaging too:-)
a hand with a strange ring made of a silver square and two metal bands. it is “a very cool ring”.
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pete twentythree @pete23.com · 27/05/2026
tfw you’re a soil Baldog trying to traverse the ginnel of Khazad-Dûm in an attempt to eats some nice hobbitses and distribute woodchips. Ronja the Blue (Merle) tells me I shall not pass!
a wheelbarrow of chips
a narrow passage
a proud defending sheltie in the lightalso a wheelbarrow of chips
also a narrow passage
also a proud defending sheltie in the light
but closer!
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pete twentythree @pete23.com · 26/05/2026
Neil supervise; Fenris dissapeer into bush like Kurtz; Not Dave and Mephistopheles run a catfûd protection racket. How was your Monday? Deathcube today so much less animal:-/
an extremely lomg void cat with a hint of white bikini stretches out on a tarpauliny roofa tortoiseshell and a ginger boi are concerned that my house is flammable, best find some wet catfûd stata sable sheltie with a toothy grin hides in a bush, behind a tiny oak tree.the tortie has stayed front of frame; the ginger boi has wandered off to give us a back view (tail to hide his modesty)
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pete twentythree @pete23.com · 23/05/2026
#caturday seems to begin with a Tortoise Explore
a tortoise shelled cat stands on a radiator and snufffs at the air coming from a gap too small to hold her beauty and splendoroh wait no a tortoiseshelled cat has unhooked her pelvis or whatever they do and is now firmly out of the window except for the last foot on the windowsill above the radiator. it’s green outside!
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