iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

guess who has two thumbs, a beautiful wife, a dumb ass dog and now a job after the longest and most depressing search of my life? your new social content manager for the PGA Tour, that’s who

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perry @perrykostidakis.com · 06/09/2026

absolute robbery, sickening

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perry @perrykostidakis.com · 05/09/2026

really cool that Miami has talent, the refs on its side and also football luck, stoked for how this will play out for me and my well-being this year

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perry @perrykostidakis.com · 05/09/2026

sadly I think he’s so good that he still would

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perry @perrykostidakis.com · 05/09/2026

really cool that Miami has a freak generational talent that continues to live up to the hype, super sick I love it

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 04/09/2026

Colorado-GT

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perry @perrykostidakis.com · 04/09/2026

this is an all-time great bad game

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perry @perrykostidakis.com · 04/09/2026

it sounded like they changed the voice for the wheel of cheese who woke up feeling the cheesiest and it led me down a rabbit hole that revealed there’s actually been two different voices all along??? depending on the length of the commercial???? is nothing in this world pure

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perry @perrykostidakis.com · 30/08/2026

fewer greater joys in life than getting a roadie sodie out of the press box fridge

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perry @perrykostidakis.com · 24/08/2026

gatekeep gaslight girlboss

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perry @perrykostidakis.com · 23/08/2026

the most fun I’ve had reading something in a long time

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perry @perrykostidakis.com · 20/08/2026

cleaning my car, found this and just got depressed that the world I grew up in no longer exists

empty bottle of Gatorade fast twitch, discontinued product gone too soon

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perry @perrykostidakis.com · 15/08/2026

kingdom hearts 4 next year and a tv series coming, I’m living young perry’s dreams

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perry @perrykostidakis.com · 07/08/2026

I’m treating this conversation with the seriousness it deserves brother man

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perry @perrykostidakis.com · 07/08/2026

he’d be bbq chicken night in and night out, getting pick and rolled so hard he’d once again be forced out of basketball and finally maybe accept he’s a giant loser

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perry @perrykostidakis.com · 07/08/2026

if he actually was serious about identifying as a woman and not just grifting in the same way he’s done ever since he realized it was the only way to maintain a sliver of relevancy, I would love to find out

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perry @perrykostidakis.com · 07/08/2026

ok this is offensive and gross and evil and also not how any of this works, but really it would be hilarious for him to have essentially the same career in the W, aka a shitty, worthless, pointless one

Enes Kanter, former NBA player, saying he’s entering the WNBA draft even though he doesn’t identify as woman:

After careful consideration and reviewing the current eligibility guidelines,
I’m officially declaring myself a @WNBA prospect.

If simply declaring who you are is all that’s required, then I meet every single requirement necessary to compete in the WNBA.

My team and I have carefully examined the WNBA’s eligibility criteria and governing framework surrounding self-identification and inclusion. Based on the current guidelines, I can and am officially declaring my eligibility for the upcoming WNBA draft in April 2027.

I know my presence on the court will stir up strong opinions.
I am definitely not here to mock, make fun of, or disrespect any community or personal choices.
I’m simply asking that the current rules be applied equally to everyone — the rules that represent the very values many WNBA players and coaches have publicly advocated for.
My team and I are prepared to ensure these guidelines are applied equally, consistently, and without exception, and I look forward to the #WNBA honoring its stated principles.

See you at training camp.

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perry @perrykostidakis.com · 02/08/2026

Spider-Man is real and he’s my friend

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perry @perrykostidakis.com · 27/07/2026

wish Nolan would’ve placated everybody complaining about the lack of Greek representation by casting Jason Mantzoukas as Agamemnon

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Ok, so I kind of want to talk out the implications of if The Minions were present at the Crucifixion of Jesus Christ

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perry @perrykostidakis.com · 10/07/2026

I did the *quickest* of runs by since there was a very stressed out man looking at pregnancy tests but they appeared to be tissue boxes (which you know, actually does make sense to place there)

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perry @perrykostidakis.com · 10/07/2026

for the briefest of moments, I thought CVS was carrying Sesame Street-themed sex toys

Sesame Street boxes in the cvs sex toy aisle

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perry @perrykostidakis.com · 07/07/2026

saw the US lost 4-1. made me think of how you were the 1-4 me and I lost you. hope you’re good you don’t have to text back.

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perry @perrykostidakis.com · 07/07/2026

honestly such a good bit to get the entire sporting world pissed at you and immediately proceed to shit your pants then do a few squats to really smear it around nice and thick

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perry @perrykostidakis.com · 07/07/2026

jack del rio vindication

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perry @perrykostidakis.com · 16/06/2026

explains the $1M “Brendan Sorsby to be drafted in supplemental draft — YES” polymarket wager that just popped up from a new account

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perry @perrykostidakis.com · 15/06/2026

you might think it’s concerning that publix buffalo chicken dip is a major staple of my diet but me, I think it’s beautiful

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perry @perrykostidakis.com · 19/05/2026

using AI slop is a crime worse than the “days until FSU football” and MLK glove posts combined

“help wanted” graphic FSU coaching video assistant, but really shitty cause it’s AI-created

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perry @perrykostidakis.com · 29/04/2026

we've got a sequel to the pacers' couple: this fsu fan being pissed off about something and then realizing she's on the jumbotron

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perry @perrykostidakis.com · 26/04/2026

please reissue this with the correct pricing, $3.99 does not include sales tax and is deceiving

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perry @perrykostidakis.com · 22/04/2026

one person there played “how quickly can we destroy our athletic program’s reputation”

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