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perry @perrykostidakis.com · 20/09/2026

between FSU and the Bucs, I am so sick of garbage football extended by lightning delays

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perry @perrykostidakis.com · 13/09/2026

FSU is going to be able to afford a fired-after-losing-to-Michigan Ryan Day for cheap

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perry @perrykostidakis.com · 12/09/2026

Oklahoma State could be up 31-7 right now this is so funny

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perry @perrykostidakis.com · 09/09/2026

guess who has two thumbs, a beautiful wife, a dumb ass dog and now a job after the longest and most depressing search of my life? your new social content manager for the PGA Tour, that’s who

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perry @perrykostidakis.com · 06/09/2026

absolute robbery, sickening

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perry @perrykostidakis.com · 05/09/2026

really cool that Miami has a freak generational talent that continues to live up to the hype, super sick I love it

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 04/09/2026

Colorado-GT

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perry @perrykostidakis.com · 04/09/2026

this is an all-time great bad game

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perry @perrykostidakis.com · 04/09/2026

it sounded like they changed the voice for the wheel of cheese who woke up feeling the cheesiest and it led me down a rabbit hole that revealed there’s actually been two different voices all along??? depending on the length of the commercial???? is nothing in this world pure

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perry @perrykostidakis.com · 30/08/2026

fewer greater joys in life than getting a roadie sodie out of the press box fridge

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perry @perrykostidakis.com · 24/08/2026

gatekeep gaslight girlboss

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perry @perrykostidakis.com · 23/08/2026

the most fun I’ve had reading something in a long time

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perry @perrykostidakis.com · 20/08/2026

cleaning my car, found this and just got depressed that the world I grew up in no longer exists

empty bottle of Gatorade fast twitch, discontinued product gone too soon

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perry @perrykostidakis.com · 15/08/2026

kingdom hearts 4 next year and a tv series coming, I’m living young perry’s dreams

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perry @perrykostidakis.com · 07/08/2026

ok this is offensive and gross and evil and also not how any of this works, but really it would be hilarious for him to have essentially the same career in the W, aka a shitty, worthless, pointless one

Enes Kanter, former NBA player, saying he’s entering the WNBA draft even though he doesn’t identify as woman:

After careful consideration and reviewing the current eligibility guidelines,
I’m officially declaring myself a @WNBA prospect.

If simply declaring who you are is all that’s required, then I meet every single requirement necessary to compete in the WNBA.

My team and I have carefully examined the WNBA’s eligibility criteria and governing framework surrounding self-identification and inclusion. Based on the current guidelines, I can and am officially declaring my eligibility for the upcoming WNBA draft in April 2027.

I know my presence on the court will stir up strong opinions.
I am definitely not here to mock, make fun of, or disrespect any community or personal choices.
I’m simply asking that the current rules be applied equally to everyone — the rules that represent the very values many WNBA players and coaches have publicly advocated for.
My team and I are prepared to ensure these guidelines are applied equally, consistently, and without exception, and I look forward to the #WNBA honoring its stated principles.

See you at training camp.

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perry @perrykostidakis.com · 02/08/2026

Spider-Man is real and he’s my friend

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perry @perrykostidakis.com · 27/07/2026

wish Nolan would’ve placated everybody complaining about the lack of Greek representation by casting Jason Mantzoukas as Agamemnon

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Billie on the Skeet @cosmiccroptop.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Ok, so I kind of want to talk out the implications of if The Minions were present at the Crucifixion of Jesus Christ

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perry @perrykostidakis.com · 10/07/2026

for the briefest of moments, I thought CVS was carrying Sesame Street-themed sex toys

Sesame Street boxes in the cvs sex toy aisle

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perry @perrykostidakis.com · 07/07/2026

saw the US lost 4-1. made me think of how you were the 1-4 me and I lost you. hope you’re good you don’t have to text back.

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perry @perrykostidakis.com · 07/07/2026

honestly such a good bit to get the entire sporting world pissed at you and immediately proceed to shit your pants then do a few squats to really smear it around nice and thick

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perry @perrykostidakis.com · 16/06/2026

explains the $1M “Brendan Sorsby to be drafted in supplemental draft — YES” polymarket wager that just popped up from a new account

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perry @perrykostidakis.com · 15/06/2026

you might think it’s concerning that publix buffalo chicken dip is a major staple of my diet but me, I think it’s beautiful

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perry @perrykostidakis.com · 19/05/2026

using AI slop is a crime worse than the “days until FSU football” and MLK glove posts combined

“help wanted” graphic FSU coaching video assistant, but really shitty cause it’s AI-created

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perry @perrykostidakis.com · 29/04/2026

we've got a sequel to the pacers' couple: this fsu fan being pissed off about something and then realizing she's on the jumbotron

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perry @perrykostidakis.com · 22/04/2026

lmfao for so many reasons

FSU soccer national champions “celebrated” at White House with only two members of the team present

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perry @perrykostidakis.com · 22/04/2026

(ง︡’-‘︠)ง ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) having these shortcuts will finally payoff

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perry @perrykostidakis.com · 14/04/2026

obi saw a man on our neighbors’ roof the other day and it shattered his world. he’s been staring at it every single chance he could since, terrified that he’ll pop up again

dog laying in grass, terrified but watching for roof man

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perry @perrykostidakis.com · 11/04/2026

I saw a license plate that looked like BOSS BABY and got so excited until I realized it was 80S BABY

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perry @perrykostidakis.com · 09/04/2026

Bookies ran into a Barstool’s ‘Big Ev’ and got brutally stiff mogged by him

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perry @perrykostidakis.com · 01/04/2026

perry the platypus fortnite skin releasing on my birthday is just furthering my theory we are all living in my coma dream

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Pete Volk @petevolk.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

another banner day for "if you didn't know sports were real, ESPN headlines would be crazy"

Top headlines: Tiger arrested on suspicion of DUI after crash. Sources: Sun sold, will relocate to Houston in '27

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perry @perrykostidakis.com · 25/03/2026

logging a movie on letterboxd after watching 80% of it through 10 second intervals on tiktok

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perry @perrykostidakis.com · 21/03/2026

project hail mary lived up to the hype I’ve had for it since hearing the audiobook in 2022. beautiful cinematography, gosling on his a-game, a perfect adaptation

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perry @perrykostidakis.com · 20/03/2026

I don’t want bluesky to be good, there is no desire in my heart for it to be an app that I feel the need to check constantly. I want to log on once a day, see and everybody’s posts past the appropriate time for me to reply to them so I’m not tempted and then move on, like nature intended

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perry @perrykostidakis.com · 18/03/2026

born too early to remember a world not decimated by social media, born too late to have been able to write a “why combination taco bell and pizza hut is an homage to gertrude stein” article for noisey

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perry @perrykostidakis.com · 13/03/2026

I’m afraid to report this is delicious

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perry @perrykostidakis.com · 13/03/2026

give luke loucks everything he wants and more

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

[lays down on back in three piece suit and loafers] get down here and fight me, criminal

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perry @perrykostidakis.com · 09/03/2026

really speaks to my job search that getting a personalized rejection letter with kind words instead of simply getting ghosted is the highlight of my last 16 months

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