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stephen pero

@pero.gg
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writer? / comedian?? / normal guy???

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stephen pero @pero.gg · 15/09/2026
i was never into musical theater growing up but I think being super into Fortress and Kezia counts for something
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 15/09/2026
finding out that the Spotify version of Wretch by Protest the Hero doesn't have the cat meow in the breakdown and if there were ever an argument for returning to physical media that's it for me
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molly @bearzerky.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
10 - Crustacean #swordtember #swordtember2026
A digital gouache painting of a little crab holding a coral sword. He sits on top of a treasure chest filled with gold and pearls and is surrounded by a swirl of colorful fish and bubbles.
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 12/09/2026
molly and i just invented the next hit christmas song: grandma got exploded by a creeper (it's a minecraft parody)
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molly @bearzerky.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Tragedy and Comedy for days 4 & 5! ☔🌞 #swordtember #swordtember2026
A sharp pointed blade with a purple cloud pommel with a sad face accented by light blue features and little rain droplets falling from it. A dark lavender gem is in the hilt. In the background is more rain and a cloud with a green lightning bolt shooting from itA large blade with a wavy edge in front of a bright orange and teal background. The pommel has a clown-like ruffle at the bottom and the hilt is topped with a bright and smiling sun face.
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molly @bearzerky.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
6 - circus #swordtember #swordtember2026
A digital gouache painting of a purple-grey seal balancing a curved blade on its nose. The pommel resembles a big top tent. The seal is under a spotlight and framed between two curtains pulled to the side, while also posing on a small red and white platform.
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molly @bearzerky.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
7 - gamble #swordtember #swordtember2026
A large blade with a hilt that mimics a slot machine. The pommel is a large heart with a coin inlaid, and a set of cards is at the base of the blade itself. Some lucky dice are tied to the end of the sword, and various coins are in the background.
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jaywallace1.bsky.social @jaywallace1.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Just realized I could now post the entire Wigan Kebab video.
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 04/09/2026
it's so funny to me how nervous and avoidant I've been to pick up japanese again because I'm so worried I'm going to be trash at it and have forgotten it all, but then I watch a video in japanese and it's all still there in my brain somehow
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molly @bearzerky.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
1 - brush Remembered what month it was with the same energy of Kevin mcallister’s mom in home alone realizing she forgot him so now I’m playing catch up….!! happy swordtmember everyone let’s draw some blades #swordtember #swordtember2026
A digital gouache painting of a brush sword. The handle is the actual paint brush bristle with the pommel being the palette. The blade itself is a liquid paint curving into a vague blade shape with splotches of color (red, pink, green, yellow, blue) all along the sword. It’s outlined by an inky black liquid with an oil-slick sheen to it.
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 02/09/2026
I love draft mode
176 power hydro man
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 02/09/2026
downloading TFT again
lord forgive me but its time to go back to tha old me - said by bugs bunny with a sawed off shotgun
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 02/09/2026
i think the vons on 3rd and Vermont is a liminal space and I'm trapped in it
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molly @bearzerky.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Oh boy!! It's Peachfuzz!! #creep #thecreeptapes
Digital gouache painting of Peachfuzz from the movie Creep. He's wielding an axe dripping with hot pink blood that has heart-shaped drops of blood falling from it, along with a few hearts floating by his head.
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 31/08/2026
a door is a wall, a hotdog is a sandwich, etc.
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 31/08/2026
Hi. My very funny very brand new live comedy show is happening tomorrow night. The cast is crazy good, I'm just crazy... it'll be a wonderful time. If you're in LA and like Dropout or silly internet videos, I would love if you snagged a ticket ❤️ www.elysiantheater.com/shows/pov0901
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 30/08/2026
is it just me or has the heat wave warped the streets in LA? I feel like the routes I drive normally now have huge like knots or kinks in them
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 30/08/2026
I've reached the point of the shift where I have no fear and nothing matters
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 30/08/2026
hey Netflix, I dunno about this one man...
Netflix placed Schindler's List under the "Feel All the Feels" category
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 27/08/2026
hi. come see my silly little show www.elysiantheater.com/shows/pov0901 yes, it's on a Tuesday night. what if it was the most magical Tuesday night of your life? could be cool.
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 27/08/2026
people say my humor is deadpan, but my pan is very much alive. just lying in wait
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 27/08/2026
thanks ihop for proving the wheel really did need reinventing
a new offering from ihop dares you to imagine: what if you squirt a little stuff in your pancake and eat it like a taco?
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 27/08/2026
hi. come see my silly little show www.elysiantheater.com/shows/pov0901 yes, it's on a Tuesday night. what if it was the most magical Tuesday night of your life? could be cool.
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molly @bearzerky.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Summer Raichu (Big Chillin' Edition)
A digital painting of Raichu relaxing in a bright pink hammock with sunglasses in front of a sunny beach.
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molly @bearzerky.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
pokopia taking over my life (again)
Popplio looking off to the side coyly with a colorful coral-esque background
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 23/08/2026
im not a Numbers Guy, so I'm genuinely curious -- did Riot refund 2XKO purchases as a mea culpa or is it a Warner Bros situation where it's required somehow for a tax write-off
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 23/08/2026
I'm about to be very annoying about my live show so please bear with me
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 22/08/2026
Hi. If you're in LA: I'm hosting a TikTok-based improv show SOON starring Dropout & Smosh folks such as Oscar Montoya, Katie Marovitch, Eli Gonzalez, & Alexis Rhiannon! PLEASE come support if you can! It will be a blast, but it will also mean the world to me! www.elysiantheater.com/shows/pov0901
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POV: Improv — The Elysian
Tired of doomscrolling? Stop watching videos on your phone… and watch them with a live audience instead! World-famous improv comedians from the stage and screen, Dropout and Smosh, will do  scene...
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 22/08/2026
Hi. If you're in LA: I'm hosting a TikTok-based improv show SOON starring Dropout & Smosh folks such as Oscar Montoya, Katie Marovitch, Eli Gonzalez, & Alexis Rhiannon! PLEASE come support if you can! It will be a blast, but it will also mean the world to me! www.elysiantheater.com/shows/pov0901
elysiantheater.com
POV: Improv — The Elysian
Tired of doomscrolling? Stop watching videos on your phone… and watch them with a live audience instead! World-famous improv comedians from the stage and screen, Dropout and Smosh, will do  scene...
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 22/08/2026
it's so funny and so bluesky that looking up "EA" on here brings up primarily Ea-Nasir memes
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 22/08/2026
also if anyone in LA is an improv pervert and wants to see some ROUGH and EXPERIMENTALLY DIRTY indie improv, I got on a house team at the Pack Theater! or if you're my enemy, 2 times out of the month youll know my exact long/lat
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 22/08/2026
I'm breaking records for plate spinning this week, employing limbs and techniques never before seen by the human race
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
we hit quaaludes in this web zone
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Family Guy is gender-critical, Daikatana is gender-critical anarcho-Bidenist dreck, Cuban advertisements are gender-critical, space opera is generally gender-critical, desettlerization is gender-critical. Masscult under Confucianism is inherently gender-critical. Sorry to spoil your 'fun'.
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 03/08/2026
i don't care if i get cryptosporidium i needed shredded lettuce on my sandwich to feel alive
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 03/08/2026
okay ive cracked the code. flavors are holding up the Midwest. I'm in a Sheetz and they have every flavor of everything ever. why would you vote to change your material circumstances when all of your basic needs are blue raspberry flavored and cost $4 for 36 oz
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 29/07/2026
kinda messed up that "multi-hyphenate' only has one hyphen in it. it's like english doesn't even want to be cool
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 29/07/2026
a job is kind of like a fundraiser you throw for yourself
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Shawn Alexander Allen @shawndoublea.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 27/07/2026
The biggest problem in my life is I don't have enough ancient civilization cores to build the things I need in Palworld and they're SO hard to get. The second biggest problem in my life is I need a job.
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 21/07/2026
how do I properly atone for the gallons of water I inadvertently wasted on this
I googled yucky slamming and the AI thought I was talking about the backyardigans, a children's show. kind of vile if you ask me
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 21/07/2026
there is disco elysium everywhere for those with eyes to see
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 20/07/2026
every once in a while i stop and think to myself in a tommy wiseau voice, "there's so much happening in this world!!!" i don't think he ever actually says that in the room so i honestly don't know where that comes from it's not wrong though. so much does happen
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 20/07/2026
it's been a busy month, but I'm thinking I'm finally ready to catch up on the world cup! who's the favorite right now?
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 15/07/2026
if you're in LA, my theater regularly hosts a show where you can go do this kind of karaoke with a bunch of different song bases and source texts! Jack Quaid will be at the next one! www.elysiantheater.com/shows/robotk...
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Robot Karaoke — The Elysian
ROBOT KARAOKE is a live comedy show with songs you know and new lyrics no one ever has sung. Our custom system, THE WEIRD ALGORITHM, rewrites karaoke classics syllable-for-syllable using fragments of ...
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 15/07/2026
if it were me, I simply wouldn't get any blood on my clocktower?
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 15/07/2026
every time I see Icewind Dale in print, I read it as ice-wined dalé, and honestly, I'm valid and not incorrenct
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 12/07/2026
I think companies should pay you a nominal fee if they are able to accept a resume file, but also make you input all of that exact same information again before you submit
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 12/07/2026
it's called cyclosporiasis and some would argue it's a little too soft
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 12/07/2026
In Star Fox, it's totally acceptable for you to have a name that is your species or is close to it. Like Fox the fox, Wolf the wolf, or Pigma the Pig. But then there's also totally "normal" names like James or Andrew. It's kind of like if every other person you met was named Human or Humano
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