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@pero.gg
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writer? / comedian?? / normal guy???

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stephen pero @pero.gg · 15/09/2026
everything about this screenshot instantly aged me 10,000 years (okay maybe 16-ish)
Youtube comments section for Wretch:

@Cygnus_c
16 years ago
In Soviet Russia, the galaxy wants to see YOU!!

@Seamussor
16 years ago
yes! there is a lolcat in this song
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 02/09/2026
I love draft mode
176 power hydro man
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 02/09/2026
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 02/09/2026
downloading TFT again
lord forgive me but its time to go back to tha old me - said by bugs bunny with a sawed off shotgun
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 31/08/2026
Hi. My very funny very brand new live comedy show is happening tomorrow night. The cast is crazy good, I'm just crazy... it'll be a wonderful time. If you're in LA and like Dropout or silly internet videos, I would love if you snagged a ticket ❤️ www.elysiantheater.com/shows/pov0901
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 30/08/2026
hey Netflix, I dunno about this one man...
Netflix placed Schindler's List under the "Feel All the Feels" category
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 27/08/2026
thanks ihop for proving the wheel really did need reinventing
a new offering from ihop dares you to imagine: what if you squirt a little stuff in your pancake and eat it like a taco?
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 27/08/2026
hi. come see my silly little show www.elysiantheater.com/shows/pov0901 yes, it's on a Tuesday night. what if it was the most magical Tuesday night of your life? could be cool.
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 22/08/2026
also if anyone in LA is an improv pervert and wants to see some ROUGH and EXPERIMENTALLY DIRTY indie improv, I got on a house team at the Pack Theater! or if you're my enemy, 2 times out of the month youll know my exact long/lat
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 03/08/2026
read em and weep
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 21/07/2026
how do I properly atone for the gallons of water I inadvertently wasted on this
I googled yucky slamming and the AI thought I was talking about the backyardigans, a children's show. kind of vile if you ask me
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 28/05/2026
guys... what are we doing anymore?
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 27/05/2026
i need a good trrpg seasion where i can revive my baldurs gate/dnd/tomodachi life character Pickle Bill who, after a horrible incident and 4 divorces, backslid all the way from level 20 to level 1
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 22/05/2026
linkedin's jobs page is supposed to be the eminent source for "high quality jobs" (spoiler: it's not and hasn't been for some time) but this job is literally... write one wikipedia article?
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 20/05/2026
Coolman is what Kojima would call Mr. Freeze if he wrote Batman (whose name would be unchanged)
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 13/05/2026
I'm so bad at sharing things from my life... here's something I got today I'm super proud of! hearing good things from oscar always means so much! now time to find some freaks...
ucb 401 certificate
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 10/05/2026
made friends with a squirrel at work tonight
squirrel reaches for diet cokesquirrel embraces red wine
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 05/05/2026
the kind of shit I'm wearing to the met gala
you already know. green hyrule crest shirt. iconic. hot topic.
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 17/04/2026
i dont know who here knows TFT but I just pulled off something completely fucking bonkers
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 27/03/2026
me when my apparent age is capped below my current life phase
An image of a 36 year old who looks 17. Maybe.
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 13/03/2026
im not alone
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 01/03/2026
little library environmental storytelling w/ @barilleon.com
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 25/02/2026
i dont mean to be hyperbolic but these little guys are the best drinks ever created
a'siciliana manarino can
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 21/02/2026
@smallant.live yo why is youtube doxxing you bro
a picture of the youtube search bar betraying that smallant lives in canada for some reason
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 16/02/2026
new phrase unlocked!! this combination of words has NEVER been uttered in this order before!!!
over a video thumbnail of a globed hand reaching for a dark green slab: the aztecs' green cheese secret
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 15/02/2026
OH! please look at this cute valentine @bearzerky.bsky.social made me! she's so talented and powerful and i love her so
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 09/02/2026
in death, he is a horse man. and also a helicopter?
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 03/02/2026
like what da hell
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 21/01/2026
okay i think we're starting to circle the drain on video essay topics
Youtube video titled Technical Analysis of Harry Potter's Grappling. The thumbnail is Harry being pinned down by Quirrell with a caption saying "armbar is there for Harry"
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 21/01/2026
this is just what it's like growing up in the midwest
description of the nomad lifestyle in Cyberpunk 2077
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 21/01/2026
hieee :)
CJ Projekt Red User Agreement says Hi! So great to see you here! And let me just say, it's great to be here.
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 21/01/2026
@redlettermedia.com
New York Post: William Shatner boldly devours cereal while driving in his SUV in Studio City
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 05/11/2025
hope everyone is enjoying this day
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 04/11/2025
if there was a streaming setup awards, I'd vote this guy "most cursed"
a streamer is in frame and in front of him we see he's playing fortnite, but instead of using screen capture software to display the gameplay, he's reflecting his screen onto a circular makeup mirror, which is then captured by his camera
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 04/11/2025
when the youtuber I go to for career/interview advice takes 5 minutes at the end of the video to say "we are heading into unprecedented times. something big is coming, sooner rather than later, and you're going to have to look yourself hard in the mirror and ask 'how can I navigate this?'"
a meme of Powder Arcane saying "erm what the freak..."
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 01/11/2025
people have called my focaccia "insane" and "uncouth," but I would like to add that it is also "flagrant" and, frankly, "unwarranted"
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 28/10/2025
what they're about to do to shohei ohtani to get him ready for next game
goku in da healing goop baybee
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 28/10/2025
the gamer's trifecta
a graphic shows a triangle with "distraction, comfort, and sedation," one word each on each side. in the center is some kind of dystopian nitrous oxide delivery headset device developed for use with the gameboy color. it attaches to your nose and makes you silly
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 25/10/2025
I think I did something illegal here
marvel snap screenshot in which i did some nasty business
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 23/10/2025
I take your "steak" and raise you "burger"
A restaurant storefront, the signage reads, "Gordon Ramsay burger"
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 23/10/2025
This guy's really been killing it on the NYC mayoral debate stage, I think we should really listen to what he's got to say
A photo of AI Roy Campbell from Metal Gear Solid 2
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 06/10/2025
when i can tell a book is wasting my time
manga panel of dio from jojo's bizzare adventure holding a book open with his middle finger and thumb extended
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 26/08/2025
um... hello?
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 26/08/2025
you and me both, sister
Article headline - I want to stop losing money: Kirsten Dunst dreams of high paying role
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 15/08/2025
and first 5 key activations i guess
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 15/08/2025
okay im gamer?
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 03/07/2025
we're living in some disco elysium ass times
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 23/06/2025
The Mythical Kitchen death toll rises. Will Josh and the crew ever stop ending celebrities' lives for content?
Screenshot of the "Last Meals" "Podcast" from Mythical Kitchen. The title of each video is the name of a celebrity followed by "eats their last meal"
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 02/06/2025
it has begun
pic of the stage at dimension 20's battle at the bowl
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stephen pero @pero.gg · 21/04/2025
just heard the news
an image macro of a Dachshund dog in a tuxedo bearing its teeth featuring top text reading"pope dead" and bottom text reading "das conk clave baybee"
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