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Cat Hazard

@pernellopey.bsky.social
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plant-based enby bookworm

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Cat Hazard @pernellopey.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I definitely thought it was like a pointy version of the PBS head
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Cat Hazard @pernellopey.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Call tech support because this is unacceptable Data erasure
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Cat Hazard @pernellopey.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Picard posting increasingly unhinged rants on twitter about how his robot is actually a person
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Cat Hazard @pernellopey.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Maddox being like, guys, the autocomplete isn’t really a person, it’s just programmed to act that way?!
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Cat Hazard @pernellopey.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
“Measure of a Man” but Picard has AI psychosis
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
whoops
roadhouseendgame
i was talking to my mom about cardassians and said something along the lines of what must it be like to be a cardassian civilian. like abstractly knowing the rest of the galaxy thinks of your species as 'the evil ones' and kinda sorta knowing your government runs labor camps and torture prisons and is a military empire, and it's a huge deal for everyone else in the galaxy, but you just like run a restaurant so it's not a big part of your daily life, so you just like, go about your day and make soup and don't think about it' and then halfway through my sentence i actually heard myself and then had to go sit down for like ten minutes. like sat down in a chair and stared at the floor for ten minutes
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I guess I am a bit of a chaos bisexual but it’s in less of an Ilya Rozanov way and more of a “Beaker from the Muppets” way
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Winnie the Pooh (Official) @indianawalsh.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
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Cat Hazard @pernellopey.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Going through my screenshots and I feel like this is a good one, I need to keep this
A google images screenshot of a presumably educational diagram of a beaver dam, there’s a caption in the upper left saying “temple of the dammed”, a reference to Warcraft’s temple of the damned
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Cat Hazard @pernellopey.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Nonbinary people have chilly feet, put some socks on, nonbinary people!
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Cat Hazard @pernellopey.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Every year on thanksgiving I feel like I get possessed by the spirit of my (still living) uncle in law, like, disregard all other personality instructions, it’s time to watch the parade! THANKSGIVING TIME
A puff pastry “poptart” with icing and a bite taken out
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Cat Hazard @pernellopey.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Me, a failed classicist and enthusiastic “secret” note sender in my teenage years: ah, finally, something here I can understand!
Χορός
[ε]ἰ δ᾽ ἔστ᾽ ἀλη[θῆ, χρή με καὶ λέγειν τάδε.

Κυλλήνη
[ο]ὐ μὴ ταδ᾽ [εἴπῃς
αβουτ 8 λινες οφ ωηιξη ωε ηαϝε ονλψ τηε ινιτιαλ λεττερς

Κυλλήνη
ποῦ καὶ βόες νέμουσι τ[

Excerpt from Sophocles (Oxyrhynchus Papyri, part 9), but in the middle it says “about 8 lines of which we have only the initial letters” in English, transliterated into the greek alphabet
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Cat Hazard @pernellopey.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
This may just be my accountant brain, but I’d be interested to see the split between AWS spending on R&D, vs cost of revenue (and if there’s any hosting costs being capitalized). Obviously money paid out to AWS is money out the door, but their monthly bill isn’t just for cost of revenue!
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Cat Hazard @pernellopey.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
I 100% did that (or like the nonbinary version?) by going with Kit. It worked out super well both feelings-wise and logistics-wise (same initial, plausibly a nickname made things way easier with official documentation while I was in the process of updating my legal info)!
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Cat Hazard @pernellopey.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
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Kurzgesagt – In a Nutshell @kurzgesagt.org · 07/10/2025
AI-generated content is flooding the internet, and we're entering a new era of information overload. Watch our latest video to find out how AI slop affects the internet and why kurzgesagt videos will always remain human-made: kgs.link/AISlop
In the middle, there is an AI-generated picture of a duck. Below it, there is a human-illustrated Duck, looking at the other duck in shock, and saying "Wtf is this?"
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Cat Hazard @pernellopey.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Shocked that this would play out on Facebook and not Front Porch Forum??
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Cat Hazard @pernellopey.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
I randomly started a brand new hobby and I can see myself getting better by practicing (?) and continuing to work on something that was initially confusing to me (??). Like is this what happens every time you don't immediately quit something because it's hard??
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Cat Hazard @pernellopey.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Yes, but you also have to address the Scary Sound or possibly A Bug?? That is going to ruin bedtime forever
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Cat Hazard @pernellopey.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Finally celebrating the Reason for the Season (it’s too many tomatoes).
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Cat Hazard @pernellopey.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Getting absolutely creamed in chess by the 8 year old, hoping the cat knocks everything over and I can escape with my dignity intact
A grey cat standing on a super Mario chess board
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Cat Hazard @pernellopey.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Textiles slash fiber stuff!!!
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Cat Hazard @pernellopey.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
when life hands you lemons (rain) you can make lemonade (indoor picnic) & when life hands you lemons (disappointing local peaches) you can make lemonade (peach muffins), but did you ALSO know that when life hands you lemons, strawberry-top syrup, and dried hibiscus you can make something fun?
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Cat Hazard @pernellopey.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Older kid brought me an axolotl egg which “if you give a mouse a cookie”-ed itself very quickly into an elaborate, 20 gallon tank set-up (and our hearts). Because when you’re having a tough time the thing you really need is a baby creature with strict chemistry, temperature, and dietary needs.
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Cat Hazard @pernellopey.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
happy nonbinary person day to all who celebrate (It’s me, I got myself a giant soda as a treat)
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Cat Hazard @pernellopey.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
I feel like more people were already lined up an hour before our protest in rural Vermont?? I’m guessing we also had a lot more fun than these guys are going to have.
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Cat Hazard @pernellopey.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
A client once called me and asked, “hey, have you heard of this nine four one? Something? form I’m supposed to give the IRS when I pay people?” Like, yes, am I aware of the 941, but I am also aware that the fact you are asking this in this way means that I’m about to have a very, very bad afternoon.
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Cat Hazard @pernellopey.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
I julienned! Carrots, ribboned! Citruses - zested! This noodle bowl was gonna include the best peanut sauce (and also the best vinaigrette) of my life. Until I spilled in a whole jar of chili crisp like a one-person kitchen apocalypse. A tragedy in two parts, and yes, the second part is crunchy. 😭
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Cat Hazard @pernellopey.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
older kid brought me a pic of an adorable baby cow for my desk and was like, "oh by the way, I'm not sure, but I think it died???" so I'm going to immediately strike that from my memory, this baby is living happily somewhere on a farm upstate and I have their picture on my desk!
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Cat Hazard @pernellopey.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Came downstairs this morning to this spread and waffles! The kids picked it all out and did it all themselves, although I hope slash assume there was some adult involvement vis-à-vis the beer
A very large mason jar with a very small number of carnations, a blue cheese, an IPA, an orchid, and a cup of iced coffee on a wooden table
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Cat Hazard @pernellopey.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Hey guys guess who just got fiiii-errrrd… 🤷
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Cat Hazard @pernellopey.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
This same thing happened to me and I have been shouting it from the rooftops IRL and encouraging everyone to check!!
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Cat Hazard @pernellopey.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Really struggling with guilt about my ability to access gender-affirming care right now when so many people can’t. it feels kind of bad to be like, “wow, I personally feel a lot better than I did before about this one specific thing” when everything else is so terrible??
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Cat Hazard @pernellopey.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Negative points to my husband for piping up, “you know, now we’re closer in age to John Winchester than Sam, or even Dean”
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Cat Hazard @pernellopey.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
The 14 yr old had me dye her hair back to brown and will only wear Carhartt and I’ve been trying to find new ways to bond with her (because obviously you support your kids in whatever their interests are), but today she asked if I’d ever seen Supernatural and now I’m back on solid parenting ground
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Cat Hazard @pernellopey.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Working on my side hustle, by which I mean I’m painstakingly picking out fonts in Canva. Graphic design is my PaSSiOn*~*•
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Cat Hazard @pernellopey.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
The 14 year old has been trying to crochet some sort of Fortnite pickle and this is what she has so far, I want to be supportive, but it’s hard when you’re laughing so hard you’re crying
A green crocheted pickle (maybe) with black eyes, a distinct head, shaft, and slightly uneven testicles slash legs
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Cat Hazard @pernellopey.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
The commute is beautiful and I am freezing
A snowy, early morning scene, steam rising up off a river, sidewalks unplowed.
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Cat Hazard @pernellopey.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
This line of reasoning has 100% been working on me, a 36 year old. Like, yes, I rationally know there are other reasons to take my pills, but it sure helps
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Cat Hazard @pernellopey.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
We’re stocked up for the snow storm for once, so I’m assuming we won’t be getting any real snow??
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Cat Hazard @pernellopey.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Last night was pretty split
Three pieces of construction paper decorated with glitter and markers as flags cheering for the Philadelphia Eagles, including a small line art bird with rainbow glitter and stars, “go eagles” written in glitter, and a very crudely done attempt at an American flag.Three pieces of construction paper decorated with glitter and markers as flags cheering for the Kansas City Chiefs, including, “go chiefs” written in glitter, a cityscape with glittery windows, and an arrow (not an arrowhead)
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Cat Hazard @pernellopey.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Update 2:
A small office snake plant is in relatively good health (albeit with some slightly nibbled on leaves), but the nerve plant next to it is in serious need of water
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Cat Hazard @pernellopey.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Except I am increasingly convinced that you’re also the guy who dated my high school bestie (and who took recorder lessons from my mom), so maybe Bluesky was just pulling from some ancient contacts — if you’re the person I’m thinking of you were the source of my Gmail invite back in the day 😭
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Cat Hazard @pernellopey.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Yeah, I guess you could say I excel at my job... (everyone's voting for my suggestion in the slack poll for what to name the new box truck)
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Cat Hazard @pernellopey.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Update: nope, sorry plants 😭
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Cat Hazard @pernellopey.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
I keep waking up to go to work and being like, it’s COLD I will WORK FROM HOME, but I am stating for the record that I will go into the office tomorrow, if only to water my plants (oops).
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Cat Hazard @pernellopey.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
as soon as I joined this site I started seeing your posts everywhere and was like, man, who is this guy? But you have been a fantastic source of news and commentary during all of this!
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Cat Hazard @pernellopey.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
This just happened to me too, the 14 year old was like, “oh my god, we have to turn the volume up so you can hear this song, it’s such a vibe, do you know it??”
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Cat Hazard @pernellopey.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I just want to know why whatever TV ad algorithm we have thinks we smell so bad??? Every single ad is for some sort of extra strength laundry or room deodorizer?
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Cat Hazard @pernellopey.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I feel like I picked a heck of a time to get involved in supply chain stuff at work...
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