Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Remind me again how well the Mouse Army worked out for the Vickies? 000
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Watching the Secret Service wheel around the grinning, zombified corpse of Mitch McConnell really is too on the nose a metaphor for America.static.klipy.comMitch McConnell Peace SignALT: Mitch McConnell Peace Sign 010
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 21/09/2026"Trump brownshirts stomp man for delivering lunches while brown." 000
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 19/09/2026What if The Butlerian Jihad, but instead of thinking machines we have to fight a bunch of idiots who think the answer to a hard math problem is God? 020
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I would argue is literally the *most* social of media. 021
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 17/09/202620 year old me would be impressed I managed to live this long and disappointed that I did. 000
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 17/09/2026"OpenAi discussed six more instances of their garbage product murdering the planet to keep being garbage." 000
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Never buying anything from these fucksticks, then. 010
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Caligula's horse could at least stamp a hoof... 000
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 15/09/2026It's not a playlist. It's the dying clamor of a brain slowly devouring itself. 000
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I usually wheel my vegetables around in a shopping cart. 000
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Far be it from me to tell anyone how to handle their junk, but I feel like this is a thing you want to cost... more. 010
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I see it's once again time for our annual reminder that the terrorists totally won. 000
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Wouldn't have a D behind his name if he didn't plan to trip over his own at the finish line... 000
Reposted by Perfidious PeteBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 06/09/2026duran duran girls on film tune 1854360
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 05/09/2026So... if I'm reading my ancient Assyrian correctly (and I'm not) these good boys and girls were named, respectively: Bouncer, Hunter, Chomper, Bitey, and Barky. 010
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 03/09/2026To all the ground crew slackin' off out there I say, "Keep up the not-so-good work--it'll pay off eventually." 010
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 21/08/2026@weratedogs.com hasn't posted in two weeks. I am legit getting worried. 110
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 17/08/2026One day I'm going to write a Batman comic from Alfred's perspective--an epistolary, entirely focused on Alfred grappling with the crushing disappointment that his son, whom he genuinely loves and cherishes, turned out to be a ruin of a man, and how hard it is to conceal that from the fucking Batman. 010
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 16/08/2026If I was a wealthy industrialist, I'd have spent the last five years doing nothing but building solar-powered desalinization plants. 000
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 15/08/2026@weratedogs.com hasn't posted in three days, and I think I'm going into withdrawal. 010
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Introduce yourself as what almost killed you: "Hi! I'm the delicious fried morel mushrooms you just ate." 010
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 10/08/2026All Iran has to do is not surrender. That's it. If the last 50 years is proof of anything, it's that you can't bomb your way to victory in a war. If Iran refuses to surrender to bombing, Trump will eventually *give* them a nuke to get them to re-open the Straight. 000
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 03/08/2026What's the best three album run from a band? Well... it sure as hell ain't Rush. It's Pretty Hate Machine, Broken, and The Downward Spiral. 000
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Is Sirhan Sirhan still alive? If so, they should let him out of jail on condition that he go for the hat trick. 020
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I want a shot-for-shot remake of Star Trek: TNG, except Data is an LLM. 120
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 31/07/2026"What do you mean Goudana isn't a country? ChatGPT has it right there on the map next to South Asadero!!" 000
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 29/07/2026"We created a genie." "We'll all live on Mars in six months." "We're going to give everyone in the world a pony." "We built a replacement for the sun." "We can divide by zero." 020
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Not gonna be satisfied until that statement ends with, " ...to a prison cell." 131
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 23/07/2026This is why capitalism is trash. Because I now have no mechanism to economically punish this stupid fuck without also punishing a bunch of smart, creative people whose work I gleefully support and endorse. 010
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 15/07/2026"Man whose copyrights have made him literal billions of dollars urges others to produce works ineligible for copyright." 020
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 14/07/2026What Trent Reznor uses in his escargot recipe: Nine Inch Snails 010
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Alternative theory: ICE is lying about murdering a non-English speaker trying to flee in terror from a masked gunman. 000
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 06/07/2026It's giving me a GI tract problem too, in that I'm laughing so hard I may shit myself. 020
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 05/07/2026If the economics of Taylor Swift's career have taught us anything, it's that eight years from now her bitter, messy, middle-aged divorce album will sell more copies than all other music combined. 020
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Elf content only available at ElfPrisonPlanet.com. 000
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Please, please let him fall out a window of the Capital Building as he dies and land on Lindsey Graham. It's all I want. I need this. 100
Reposted by Perfidious PeteDaniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 30/06/2026McDonald’s CEO says potential customers cooking burger at home are on a very dangerous path. 63487551
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Putin wishing he had Pete Hegseth in this role right now, since no one would think twice about him getting blackout drunk and falling out a window. 010
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Jeffries would flip the table if he wasn't spending so much time underneath it slobbing corporate knob. 010
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 22/06/2026A billionaire isn't going to be the thing that saves us from billionaires. A guillotine though... 020
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Every single day that passes without this man being torn apart by an angry mob is an existential threat to humanity. 010
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Tell me you can't cook without telling me you can't cook. Except for a few of the starches and food colorings, I have this stuff in my pantry right now. Which is not to say Cheetos are healthy, but they're not exceptionally more unhealthy than a big slice of cornbread with butter and honey. 020
