Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Skibidi called, they want their toilet back. 010
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 05/10/2026No, Boo Berry is the ghost of the good twin Rob Schneider devoured in the womb. 010
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Ross whines about always having to be referee, but ultimately agrees when the other friends praise him for being the only one who understands the offsides rule. Monica runs a concession stand in Chandler and Joey's kitchen. 000
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Joey and Chandler invent a game called Apartment Soccer and challenge Phoebe and Rachel to a match, winner gets Gunther as their butler for a month. 100
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I just dreamed an entire episode of Friends called "The One with the Soccer Game." 100
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Nuclear drug factories? Iranian parties apparently go hard on a level we can't even comprehend. 010
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I hear it's growing faster than Pickleball... 000
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This is what happens when your entire business model consists of juicing your numbers by crowbarring a thing no one wants into stuff they already use. 011
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I still prefer Viggo in The Prophecy, but Pete's a hot-on-his-heels second. 000
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I'm just gonna say the words "Mickey's Big Mouth" for... reasons. 021
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Never heard of this person or their music, and I have tinnitus so I listen to *a lot* of music. Apparently just not whatever flavor "Choosin' Texas" belongs to. 000
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Only one thing you can do: hire a different witch to curse the witch that cursed you. 100
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Remind me again how well the Mouse Army worked out for the Vickies? 000
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Watching the Secret Service wheel around the grinning, zombified corpse of Mitch McConnell really is too on the nose a metaphor for America.static.klipy.comMitch McConnell Peace SignALT: Mitch McConnell Peace Sign 010
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 22/09/2026That's a handsome lad, and those ears look velveteen soft. 000
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 21/09/2026"Trump brownshirts stomp man for delivering lunches while brown." 000
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 20/09/2026It *will* destroy a Boeing CEO's inability to buy a second yacht, though. 140
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 19/09/2026What if The Butlerian Jihad, but instead of thinking machines we have to fight a bunch of idiots who think the answer to a hard math problem is God? 020
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I would argue is literally the *most* social of media. 021
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 17/09/2026There is no henious act, mortal sin, nor affront to the gods I would not commit for a single precious drop of Hog Water. 020
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 17/09/202620 year old me would be impressed I managed to live this long and disappointed that I did. 000
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 17/09/2026"OpenAi discussed six more instances of their garbage product murdering the planet to keep being garbage." 000
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Expressing pure hatred for police is literally the fastest way to earn my vote. 040
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Never buying anything from these fucksticks, then. 010
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Though, if I remember the plot of that episode correctly it was non-consensual, so maybe I'm making Kash's point? 010
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 15/09/2026To be fair, at a minimum Mulder cannonically banged the Jersey Devil, so... 120
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Caligula's horse could at least stamp a hoof... 000
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 15/09/2026It's not a playlist. It's the dying clamor of a brain slowly devouring itself. 000
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I usually wheel my vegetables around in a shopping cart. 000
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 14/09/2026My repeated requests for people to stop calling me "Hollow Wall Anchor" go similarly ignored. 020
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Far be it from me to tell anyone how to handle their junk, but I feel like this is a thing you want to cost... more. 010
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I feel like any public safety gains made during the rise of audiobooks were offset by the simultaneous rise of Joe Rogan podcasts telling men to get swole by injecting bull sperm into their taints three times a day. 030
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I see it's once again time for our annual reminder that the terrorists totally won. 000
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Gaston is a very handsome boy, no doubt. But my no one out-handsomes my boy Porterhouse. 001
Perfidious Pete @perfidiouspete.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Wouldn't have a D behind his name if he didn't plan to trip over his own at the finish line... 000
