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Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

My youngest (15) just started playing Cyberpunk 2077 the other night. I'm beside myself with joy.

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Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Cincy native here. That recipe is pretty legit.

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Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I just introduced my partner to the series recently. We just finished the original two seasons moments ago.

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Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I hear you, sis. And to think I actually moved here! We'll get through. 🤍

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Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

In other news, opening of new "The Wonderful Mr. Limpet" attraction delayed when a prototype Don Knotts animatronic was reported stolen from Walt Disney World....

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Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Joke's on them. Apple cider is a pumpkin spice beverage.

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Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I must disagree. Potatoes are universal; they belong everywhere.

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Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Who's ready to observe Turtle Totentanz Day tomorrow?

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Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Liquid IV sugar-free Firecracker popsicle flavor tastes like industrial bathroom cleaner smells. Avoid at all costs.

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Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Ok, but what if Bluegrass Turtleman was a lich, and called on his dark magics to siphon life from Princess Ladybug in order to prolong his own lifeless existence?

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Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Mortuary science major here. Can confirm this is true.

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Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Because you're in touch with being human, despite the inhumanity you endure.

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Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

My latest pic got an adult content filter? Somehow, that tickles me. 🤣

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Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Do what you feel you have to. 😘🤍

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Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Especially true if we can't and don't stop after.

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Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Something delicate, complicated, and very expensive, then.

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Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

I absolutely cannot guarantee it would survive if I did that.

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Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Let's pretend neither one of us has a choice. What do you think?

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Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

I bought my hearse from a guy who collected these things. He was selling the hearse to make room for his third one.

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Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

My turn on the way back, though. Fair's fair.

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Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

I like my men like I like my Oreos. Held under until the bubbles stop.

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Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Dude All (of us would) Like (to be) Friends (with). Fixed it for everyone.

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Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Nothing catches monsters in the dark quite like cagenets.

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Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Feels like an Enduring Glory to me. Man, do I miss my fleet!

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Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

A resolution that low to HDMI is going to look rough, and it'll be kinda pricey compared to what you get out of it in the end. You'd almost be better off getting it somewhere closer, like analog NTSC.

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Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

From experience, I highly recommend it.

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Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

It'd be everything I could do not to put on my pearl clamps and tear off every shirt I owned, if I were left alone like that.

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Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Tentacles have my permanent and irrevocable consent.

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Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

I was daydreaming about oviposition earlier. Maybe it's the weather.

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Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

You're a rich dude, and your stance on LGBTQIA+ is problematic AF. Your rush to capitalize on things you don't wholly embrace fails the Basic Human Test. Get better.

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Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Honestly, of all the cars in the game, the one I keep coming home to is my Galena Rattler.

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Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

You could keep going with Gargoyles and get Dorn, Spiner, Winfield, Warner, Rhys-Davies, Brooks, Burton, Meaney, and I'm sure more.

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