Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 15/09/2026In other news, opening of new "The Wonderful Mr. Limpet" attraction delayed when a prototype Don Knotts animatronic was reported stolen from Walt Disney World.... 001
Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 22/03/2026We may not be Night City, but we're holding our own, chooms. #cyberpunk2077 000
Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Playing #Cyberpunk2077 again, and for the first time, I decided to see what happens when you betray Songbird. For the record, I knew it was going to be bad before I did it. Every instinct in my body said so. This was the Salem Witch Museum in Fallout 4. This was ALL of Alien: Isolation. Nope! 020
Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 30/01/2026In somewhat related news, I just got this. I'm about to become an entire menace to my gaming group. 000
Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 02/12/2025"'Cause two can keep a secret if one of them is dead." 000
Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 28/11/2025("KID, HAVE YOU REHABILITATED YOURSELF?") 020
Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 22/09/2025There's a zero percent chance you aren't hearing this in your mind. 110
Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 21/09/2025I mean, hot af, but I'm already in bed. Could you get that? 010
Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 19/09/2025Do you mind if I lay here and daydream? 000
Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 19/09/2025I'm just gonna lay here and consider....things. 010
Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 17/09/2025Maybe we just curl up and have an epic sleep. 000
Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 17/09/2025Do you mind awfully if I just lay here and watch? 000
Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 25/08/2025This is no longer a phoenix. From now on, this is a Molatov cockatiel. 010
Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 30/06/2025Been a week now. Still "crying incoherently." Hug your pets. 010
Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 04/05/2025Space Billie Eilish says Happy May the Fourth! 020
Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 10/04/2025Thirty-five years ago today, the water cooler conversations started. 010
Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Unbothered. Also, in bed. G'night now. 010