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Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

My youngest (15) just started playing Cyberpunk 2077 the other night. I'm beside myself with joy.

Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

In other news, opening of new "The Wonderful Mr. Limpet" attraction delayed when a prototype Don Knotts animatronic was reported stolen from Walt Disney World....

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Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Who's ready to observe Turtle Totentanz Day tomorrow?

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Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Liquid IV sugar-free Firecracker popsicle flavor tastes like industrial bathroom cleaner smells. Avoid at all costs.

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Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Ok, but what if Bluegrass Turtleman was a lich, and called on his dark magics to siphon life from Princess Ladybug in order to prolong his own lifeless existence?

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Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

My latest pic got an adult content filter? Somehow, that tickles me. 🤣

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Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

I'm genuinely hate-watching the Artemis mission. I want to be watching it with my childhood imagination full-chested, but this seems like such a distracting sham right now!

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Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

I'm a nerd. I want to love that we're going back to the Moon right now, again, in my lifetime. I want to *so* bad. But I don't. And I hate it.

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Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

We may not be Night City, but we're holding our own, chooms. #cyberpunk2077

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Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

The only immigrants to come to America and utterly ruin it were "white" Europeans. Regards, ~A child of "white" European immigrants.

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Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

I mean, really, what's worth living for? I hear a lot of charms, but I'm not feeling any benefits. I lived for love; I lived for hope. Well, meh. I know I hurt, but fuck! Doesn't matter, I'm sure. Go, live, serve. Do. Why fuckin bother? Bah dah pah pah.

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Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

I want to believe in hope. But hope served me a shit sandwich recently. I'm only naively dumb for so long. After that, the trap closes.

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Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Just lost someone very dear over politics. I had only just managed to get them back in my life. Fuck, does this hurt!

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Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Playing #Cyberpunk2077 again, and for the first time, I decided to see what happens when you betray Songbird. For the record, I knew it was going to be bad before I did it. Every instinct in my body said so. This was the Salem Witch Museum in Fallout 4. This was ALL of Alien: Isolation. Nope!

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Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

So I think there's another variant. So there's aro and ace. But I think I'm also something else. I'm not against romance, but I don't dig sex. That said, I do like sensation and sensual things. So..... sensual/asensual spectrum....?

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Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

It helps me sleep at night. But, jeez, really? 16th in the world?? I was a top listener of Cheesy Nirvosa globally. #SpotifyWrapped www.spotify.com/wrapped-shar...

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I’m a superfan

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Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

("KID, HAVE YOU REHABILITATED YOURSELF?")

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Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

Bauhaus ("won" tickets) The Sisters of Mercy (technically) Depeche Mode (best date) Lords of Acid + My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult (saw Some Things(tm)) Meatloaf (second row center tix, bought the day before, and he paused the concert to flip me off)

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Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

If you have TikTok, there's quite guy performing the entire musical of The Phantom of the Opera, puppeteering it entirely in Lego, live in one take. It's *amazing.*

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Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

Apologies, my good bitch, but whatever seems to be the fuck?

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Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

I love Madonna, Cyndi Lauper, Tiffany, and Debbie Gibson, but let's be real: the Ladies of the 80's were Laura Branigan, Bonnie Tyler, and Pat Benatar.

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Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

This is no longer a phoenix. From now on, this is a Molatov cockatiel.

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Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

Clouds are terrifying, if you think about it. It looks all light and fluffy, but it's literally a million or so pounds of water just hanging over you.

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Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

In three hours, check and keep an eye on Hawaii. #tsunami

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Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

Been a week now. Still "crying incoherently." Hug your pets.

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Brad Meltzer @bradmeltzer.com · 24/05/2025

Yes please. Origami Ballet - Agnes Obel - "The Curse"

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Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

Things My Man Says While Playing "Schedule 1:" "Sorry, guys, I'm out of Thunderfuck. Do you want some Tokyo Queef?"

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Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

Space Billie Eilish says Happy May the Fourth!

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Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

The existence of "mundane" suggests the existence of tuesdane, wednesdane, thursdane, fridane, saturdane, and sundane.

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Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

Zesta crackers, you were a core element to my meatloaf, but you have changed and failed me for all time. You are *dead* to me. I will never forgive you for this betrayal. Never *dare* darken my doorstep again.

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Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

Baldyr's Angels. Starring Drew Barrymore as Karlach, Lucy Liu as Lae'zel, and Cameron Diaz as Shadowheart. Once you see it, you can't unsee it.

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Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

Thirty-five years ago today, the water cooler conversations started.

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Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

If you're bitching about the potential of $80 games, consider this: I was alive when top-shelf games cost $25. That was 1985. Google tells me that equals around $75 in today's money. Inflation sucks, but you've lost perspective. Pay artists what they deserve.

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Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

Megan 2.0 is just Pink Pony Terminator 2: Judgement Day. I'm kinda here for it, strangely.

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Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

The Playstation 2 had three different GTA games come out for it, whereas GTA 5 has had three different Playstations come out for it. Anyway, I'm turning 50 in a couple weeks. So......yay.

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Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

Unbothered. Also, in bed. G'night now.

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Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

I'm watching my gentleman play Baldur's Gate 3 and just broke him by referring to Orin the Red as "Tzimommysce." IYKYK.

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Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

Teslas are not "being set on fire." It's just Roman candles. Settle down, people.

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Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

Just had a TikTok comment deleted, and appeal denied. The video was for a gaming miniature of an anthropomorphic chicken in plate armor in a heroic pose. The text asked what his name would be. My comment: "He wears a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man, you're a Chicken Boo." 🤣

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Perchta Samizdat (she/her) @perchtas.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

Oof, look at that. Low T score. Poor fella should probably seek some gender-affirming care.

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